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# Have a cute


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That's rather cute
BUT can it blend?

EDIT: HOLD ON A MINUTE... what happened to subbuteo? o.0
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Moar important!
CAN IT BE MILKED?


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9362428
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# OMG S CLUB 7 !!! DAMN YOU EVIL WORLLLLLDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# What is perhaps more amusing is that there's no 7 in S Club 7
They've reformed with the shittiest 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I like the blonde one with the gruff voice
she's rough as a bear's arse; just the way I like 'em.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Jo, the casual racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I forgot she was a casuel racist too
One day I'm going to marry that foul-mouthed beautiful harpy.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# and fill her oral meatus with munge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Don't you dare talk about my ignorant Princess that way!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# UND FILL HOR ORAL MEETUSS MIT MOONGE
that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# much
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I heard a rumour
that 5ive are reforming, minus Abs, who is in hospital after a towel accident - they're going to call themselves 4ive
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Good
5ive are an entirely different band, anyway. A really good one.

shop.relapse.com/content/resound.aspx?EditorialID=70
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I've had some strange looks from people looking through my music collection because of this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I forget you've got some damn good taste.
Heard the new Mastodon? It's a bit fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# My friend was telling me it's rather awesome at the weekend.
I haven't heard it yet but I'll have a look soon.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
Your friend is in no way wrong. All I've listened to recently is that and Puscifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I've been fairly busy with Gojira for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Mmm, Gojira
I've only got from Mars to Sirius, but I bloody love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# That and the way of all flesh are great.
Some of their earlier stuff I've heard on myspace is a little too death metally for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Noted, I shall steer clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Not that I condone your odd taste in ear-splitting noise
but you are in for a treat later. Full Gojira discography is on the server :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# \o/ nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# you can get ointment for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# everybody get up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I really want them to do a cover of it.
REALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# can I get down yet?
hello? .... HELLO?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# wait for Jesus to go first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Not until you've finished your sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *flounces*
fucking sprouts... it's not even cunting Christmas... how the hell did they find sprouts...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hesperus was really weak though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# "Foive"
Like the northern equivalent?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Northern where?
Northern Brooklyn?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# You have curious priorities
I would like to buy them for my circus of travellers
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# poster obviously did not have the courage of his convictions
and fell foul of b3ta's ever changing taste line
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Argh
Such things disorientate and confuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# As I wanked about the holocaust while shitting on Jade's grave and lolling about 9/11
I couldn't help but be deeply offended by the Hillsborough post.

(wasn't there a Hillsborough post FP'd a while back?)

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yes but its not what you post but who is posting it.
He was obviously not of The Chosen
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# poor unchosened one
ed: found it myself :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I think it's more to do with how funny it is.
You can get away with being terribly offensive on here so long as it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I am offended
by your offension

altho I didnt see the original post I feel it right to have an opinion on it. It doesnt stop daily mail readers so it wont stop me.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I think a few people complained so the poster decided to right their wrongs
Seems like the normal thing to do really
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# A small minority of hypocrites complained

Everyone else just thought it wasn't funny because the joke was poorly executed.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# A load of moaning cunts drove him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Shame
As far as the disaster goes, am I the only one who thinks that it gets aridiculous amount of media attention?

A terrible tragedy, sure, but no worse than many others (such as the Bradford fire) that are hardly mentioned these days, much less front page news...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# True
20 people died in the Scottish E-coli outbreak in 1997. No one's even mentionned that. Mind you, they were mostly old-folks who probably didn't have much time left anyway.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Didn't something similar happen recently at one of the African
World Cup qualifiers? People died when stands collapsed.

National mourning? No, they carried on with the game.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I think most Sub-Saharan Africans are pretty much resigned to a life of hardship now.
They seem have a natural stoicism.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Maybe they just REEEEEEALY like their football...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# pot - kettle
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# It was censored by the Ministry of Not Giving Scousers Anything To Winge About
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft!
Minister in Charge: Boris Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# We've got plenty to winge about, I'll have you know.
Like the fact that the city council spent £3 billion tidying up the city, when that money would have been better spent providing speech therapy for every man, woman and child in the city and surrounding boroughs.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# pffft
/cant be scouse-ist he has scouse friends blog
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I don't like to tell people I'm from Liverpool
The city is a fine city, and despite the jokes it has one of the lowest petty crime rates of any major city in the UK. But the appalling accent is enough to cause me to feel shame. I think it is literally the worst accent in the world.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Only because those elongated vowels take so long.
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Silly meerkat b3ta is not comparison site
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Is he playing asteroids?
He seems very frustrated anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# This is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday! :)

not sure if I've already said this.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# No probs
PS I'm going to Glasgow next month \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hurrah!
watch out for neds! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Needs "Rush" mix tape action
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *glees*
yays and no comparison in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :))
what's he smelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# the glove
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# there is no glove
only Zuul
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# "I think there's enough people in there already."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Is it ready to launch?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# That was a great comp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# yaay!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hehe
awesome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# brill!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# O hai!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# So *that's* where they stole the idea for the advert from
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# That's a point actually.
Royalties may be due...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I don't understand why they made him Russian.
They don't even have meerkats in Russia. Do they?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# in Soviet Russia the meerkats compare you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# aaaaa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww :D
*Shoots, stuffs and mounts*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Lovely, but needs more ball bag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# oooooooo
happy candle day btw
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Happy B3tardees Lord 'Pan
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hello Mr Kat
THREAD DELETION DETECTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *compares*
*falls victim of obvious attempt at viral marketing*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# eliminate the evildoers!
(noodle_6491, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)