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# Rick Astley is a puppet of the Illuminati, and they caused 9/11. I HAVE PROOF.


Adam Weishaupt, Jimmy Tarbuck and Rick Astley were all born on February 6th.
Jimmy Tarbuck plays golf with Russ Abbot.
Russ Abbot joined the cast of 'Last of the Summer Wine'. This is set in Holmfirth, where, in 1852, on February 5th (coincidence?!?) the Bilberry Reservoir collapsed, killing 81 people.
Russ Abbot was born on September 16th - the same day that Typhoon Kathleen hit Japan, killing nearly 2000 people.
These facts point towards the obvious conclusion that the Illuminati have, throughout the years, caused flooding across the world.

Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney, throughout their political careers, have been known to drink water - as was President William Taft, who, like their master, George Bush, was a member of the Skull and Bones secret society. It is believed that this society uses water in their rituals, most often in the form of soda water and imbibed with whisky. It is symbolic of their commitment to the ideals of their Illuminati overlords. Hitler was also a keen advocate of drinking water and often ritualistically immersed himself in it in the Bavarian Illuminati ritual called Samstag Waschen-Nacht. Under Hitler's regime, scientists invented the jet engine, which even to this day disperses water across our towns and cities in the form of chemical contrails.

Every bottle of water or Coca-Cola (which is mostly water) now sold has a barcode on its label. Millions of these bottles were in circulation throughout New York on September 11th, 2001. Coincidence?
The 9/11 attacks lead to the swift passing of the USA PATRIOT Act. Of this, Title II, which allows the interception of electronic communications, was first extended to February 3rd (coincidence??) 2006. Rick Astley, whose birth was planned by the Illuminati and whose career was carefully crafted to provide a distraction to the sheeple, made a music video which has, since 2007, been used to 'bait and switch', i.e. make the sheeple used to having their communications redirected and otherwise interfered with.
More proof : www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPLk5mJ1D4

Wake up, Sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# too much text - regh
mind hurts.
(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# WORDS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# AND PICTURES.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Mostly words
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# "Threads" has ruined that show for me
Skeletons and things!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# haha
*dons tinfoil helmet and awaits rickrolling*

Why didn't you have a rickroll link damn it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I want your babies
best laugh I've had this week so far...

/mind you, Dave's got a milestone coming up today, so this may be shortlived
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# *coughs* ..Nurse, can you administer another course of electric shock treatment to Mr.Tribs genitalia..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Excellent! I usually have to pay for that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
OH WHAT AN ATMOSPHERE... I LOVE A PARTY WITH A HAPPY ATMOSPHERE !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I am fully awake to this sort of action
point me where the monies are
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# lolwords
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# cant be harsed reeedin all that innit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Coincidence?!?lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# A+++++++
WOULD UNQUESTIONINGLY BELIEVE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
This is comment I would love to see used on the real conspiracy forums |:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
You utter loon:D

Even more worrying you can see part of the WTC behind Ric Astley in his picture!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Wrigley's chewing gum was the first product to have a bar code
founded in 1911...9/11 sheeple!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Are you sure?
I know it was the first product ever scanned with a barcode but surely thats just because it was nearest the till.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# you're doing this to keep the truth down!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He's one of them
it's obvious
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Wrigleys were also the first to mass market MSG
Because everyone loves that meaty, brothy taste in their chewing gum...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Now I understand
and it was so obvious all along.

Thank you for waking me from my slumber
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more blur tool but other than that spot on!


(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Proof, if proof be need be...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is exactly the kind of evidence people like catnippp go on
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yes it has research and words and links
so it must be true. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# And those facts are 100% factual
I got them from Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
and let's face it this makes more sense than the official version of events
(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# oh noes he hasn't gone off his trolley again?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)