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That's marvellous.

I trust you print these up huge and sell them for real money?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

That's terribly sweet thing to suggest,

but are you serious?

I really don't think so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Koninginnedag / Vrijmarkt baybeeee

actually, that would sell pretty good then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

That's a lot of N for one word.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

We like the 'n's, we do.

The words for 'Rabbit' and 'Queen' are way too similar. Or at least they were for me...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Kaninchen is German for bunny

what's the Dutch?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Konijn

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

*hug* hello little medididdlyocreface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hello!

How was today?
Did I miss anything?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

I missed the morning.

Today was busy :-(

you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

I've been out in the wonderfully sunny weather

which did me all sorts of good

/edit: and it seems like I have a new client, who's going to give me a lot of work in a short period of time, for good cash

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

That's cool!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

well done that person

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

It's konijn

:D

Not too different.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Uuuuuuseful.

I can now say that, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

it's pronounced co-nine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Ah, I was saying 'ko-neen' so thank you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

hence Miffy being Nijntje...

Little rabbit....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

so that'd be..... nine-tye then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

nayn-tyer

that's it :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

or this

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

nine-tje

/edit: ij is seen as a single letter, pronounced a bit like the i in nine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Go with Mr Cre's pronounciation...

My accent is so fucked up these days.

My mother would be ashamed of me....

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

I saw Let The Right One In

the other night -- last night I think -- anyway hat was in some Swedish language or something like that - it was beautiful.

Who would have though the words SCREAM PIGGY could be so musical and heart warming.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Is it worth seeing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

I thought so

it is not frightening but it is very slowly paced (beautifully so) and the final scene is so very very good that it makes the whole film...

also - it's a completely new take on a vampire film which I find endearing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Oh, vampires

not interested now. I'm so BORED of vampires.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

ahhhh - but...!

this is different. Wonderfully so. It's about as far from Twilight and Underworld as it is possible to get.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Ooooh, I found a t-shirt last night, you might like

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Here you are

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

I don't get it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

What don't you get?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I don't get any of it, at the moment

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

perhaps a new T Shirt would help

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

which is why I bought that one V last night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Sorry! I didn't see the link

Love the zombies t shirt :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I ordered this last night, it will be the closes I get to owning a monkey who smokes and wears a hat

www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Monkey-T-Shirt-Bottle-Green/dp/B001TCRMMM/ref=sr_1_544?ie=UTF8&s=clothing&qid=1240415816&sr=1-544

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

I'd say that's rather close

I like this one and this one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

I know it's all foreign and all (heh :p)

but do you think this is a decent set?
www.wsglobalenterprise.com/8.html

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

HOW MUCH?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Good knives aren't cheap, my lovely pickle...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

not something to buy over the internet

You have to handle them, to see if they feel right

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Sure they are,

just piss off a chef and get them to stab you. Do it enough and you'll have a full set in no time.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

OK - You got me there.

Max my BUPA billing out for the year, though....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

No, no they're not

I know this as I've been buying Sabatier one by one on what measly amount I can scrape from my less than 17 grand per annum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Ooh, I have those!

I am incredibly lucky to have aquired a pretty large/useable set. See also 'le crueset'. I'm a very lucky girl, and the Prof is very lucky to be dating me ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

I haven't acquired anything, save a pan from my ex land lord

that was his grandma's. I've finally found a split prong metal masher though, after a good 7 years of searching.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

*checks*

Approximately 820 Euros, 550 UK pounds.

I'm not buying it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

It's a nice set, but it's bit pricey.

have you looked at Wusthof? Or Henckel professional?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

I already own that set

I just want to make sure I'm not giving tat to my best friend

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Oh, it's not tat - by no means.

Just not a good price for the set.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Well I paid £30 for the lot

and it all seems pretty genuine, so I'm a happy nijntje

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

£30?

Can you get another one?

*gets out wallet*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I certainly can

There's a great 'cook shop' just opened in our shopping centre, they've got some crazy offers on to try and get known and selling stuff before the rent catches up like it did to their predecessor ;)

If you really want one I'll go back tomorrow and aquire it.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

I'll paypal you the mullah - call you later.

*mwah*

You total star!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Most high priced knife sets

have been counterfeited and are the sort that appear on markets in briefcases.
Usually you can tell they are fake by the fact that the name and blade type is on each blade as with the original but they are a transfer that easily scratches off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Sound pretty fake to me though...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Nah, they're not

They're from a Dutch (company) cook shop, not a market, they have access to the stock and would lose their tenancy in a pretty exclusive area if they sold anything less than genuine.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Okay

Then I'd go for it before they start selling them at the regular price ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

fooking hell

I can get just as good down the road in Marlow

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

They come in a little Dexter style case :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

A nice little man bag :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

what do you need them for?

you'd probably only ever use about three of them unless you were a sushi chef
EDIT: /qualified chef

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

You never know which knife you will need, when you go to stab someone

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

the meat fork

then or possibly the small fish knife, the others aren't pointy enough, they're more for slashing

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Looks pretty good

although for that price, I'd be happy to buy a couple of cheaper sets, use them till they go blunt, and get another one in ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

^ this....

Wise words, that man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I have a chef friend

who has owned restaurants for 20 years including 10 years on the Strand in London and he put me on to Sabatier knives about 15 years ago.
More than capable for the professional or home use and not ridiculously overpriced.

I'd be more inclined to suggest these for home use. Paying £500 for a set of knives is something not even most professionals will bother with.

www.cooks-knives.co.uk/acatalog/Judge_Sabatier_13_Piece_Soft_Grip_Knife_Block_Set.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

koenigsegg?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Silly top gear

egg is not car. Not even king egg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

or kinderegg?

Even if the toy inside is a car.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

NOM.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

car = good

puzzle = meh
plane = best

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

King's egg?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I always get confused between

Kings, Queens and Hares.
Is it the same in Dutchspeak?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

No.

koning = king
koningin = queen
konijn = rabbit
haas = hare

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Oops

It IS the same.
I got my rabbits and my hares mixed up which I usually don't have a problem with.
See? The rest look so similar!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

I totally see what you mean though

Funny thing is, I never considered them related or similar, until now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Oh the laughs that ensue

when I do something magical and tell people I am pulling a queen (or sometimes king) out of the hat :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Only on Thursdays,

so everything is good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Koninginnedag!!

I'd forgotten about that. It's a cheerful day :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Oh yes, the Rabbit's birthday!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Exactly!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

You have eight days to get here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

STOP SPEAKING GERMAN! What are you? Danish!?

;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

~~yes~~

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I think people would purchase them.

I know of at least one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

I was in an actual art gallery the other day

... must have wandered in or something by mistake or whatever y'nah wha ah meen? init.

anyway - bananas injected with piss. £15k

Let's review the post. I was in the Edinburgh Gallery of Modern Art - through choice - and one of the exhibits was a bunch of bananas on a window sill slowly going bad. It transpires that they were an exhibit (not someone's lunch) and they they were "worth" £15k

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Know the difference between me and most modern artists?

fine art degree and pride. Guess which one I've got.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Fine art degree.

I've seen your doodles.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

That's a lovely thing to say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

He was being smutty...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

ahh the fine art degree

they should have a module on working in oddbins

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

they also had a Dermian Hirts exhibition

... had I not just finished reading The Emperor's New Clothes I might have been more impressed... as it was

*thumbs down*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

So were the bananas injected with piss or not?

If they were, would they be worth more than NOT being injected with piss?
*confused*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

well - when I saw them I

self consciously didn't go and look at them in case they were the security guard's lunch or something - also I know what bananas on a window sill look like because I have exactly that at home. Today I was reading the paper and they had a heart warming article about how a mother was all upset because one of her little darlings was told off for trying to eat an exhibit... and it detailed how the bananas were injected with urine and worth £15k

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

was it unicorn urine?

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

certainly didn't taste like it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Oh ffs

*Shakes head*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

apart from you

everyone in this story is an advert for genocide

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

or at the very least enforced sterilisation...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

i agree with you

i think they're fucking awful

THIS IS SARCASM AND TO BE TREATED AS SUCH

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gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I'm all confused now.

*head asplodes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Yes I'm entirely serious.

I think on gloss paper these would make fantakka prince.

Have a word around your mates and see what they think, then try a couple of strangers at your local or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Yeah, I usually try a couple of girls, and then the bouncer throws me out.... ;-)

I don't dare go in the pub on my own - it's scary.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)