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# When I come to power...
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# So, you won't be needing all of the money then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ooofff
rabbit punch right in the money sacks :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# What money?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# why?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# But.....
How will I ever get to Newcastle to take the piss out of the Geordies?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Chortle! I did summat similar once:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# you've got west country and southwest the wrong way around
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# no i haven't
whoever made the source has
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I apologise then
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ha ha ULCP
and proud
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *joins your club* :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Yay I'm an uppity lower class prick.
spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I'm flat caps and whippets!
SRZLY I have had londoners just laugh at me when I've said I'm from Yorkshire and ask if I was a sheep farmer or something similar. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# When I lived in Belgium
Most people thought I was Scottish because of my Yorkshire accent :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# they were just being polite.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Ouch
That hurts man, that really hurts. Like a cardboard spade in the wet sand of my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# my location is better than your location
because of, ummm... because. because shut up i live here alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Buttfuck city?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Ahem
You seem to have erroneously places Sheffield in 'the south', which is clearly wrong.

I'll forgive you because the idea is a good one if the details slightly out ;)

Edit: Hmmmmm. It's closer than I first thought. You better make sure that thick black line isn't too thick!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# But you'll still be in the same 'country'
as all the southerners: geography.about.com/od/politicalgeography/a/englandnot.htm

:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# It's a shame they don't bother to provide any sources
I could make up a load of nonsense criteria and assert that XYZ isn't a country.

I'm not disputing the conclusion, but some of their criteria (such as "Has a transportation system") don't have any basis in international law that I can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Assmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# My curry was damn good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Er..
Loving the concept, don't think the Welsh deserve to be stuck with them lot.. and Scotland may aswell be on their own..

I actualy prefer the Yorkshire Forward's dream of floating Yorkshire into the north sea...

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# The whole island should be floated into the mediterranean
I don't know how it would get past the the straight of Gibraltar though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# lube?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# TJ: breaking news! red sushi just broke his foot!
on his birthday! hahahaahaha, he just rung me to tell me this! genius.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# pffffffft, the twat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# only he could do it!
and on his birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# he is a fool :)
I think someone should film him 24 hours a day for the rest of his life, as he will keep on doing things like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# dibs on the wank tapes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# There will be plenty of those, enough for the rest of your life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# woo hoo!
*buys shares in duracell*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I think you'll find that's not dibs on the wank tapes
but is actually wanktermath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# wanktermath?
at least it flakes off nicely when it's dry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# his voice/accent is brilliant.
only other time i've spoken to him on the phone i was smashed and i think i said something and hungup before he could answer back.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# He phoned me once, he was pissed up and told me he hadn't been drinking
It was worrying for me as I could tell he was about to say I love you O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
he told me his loves me. when i drunkenly called him i think i told him i love him.
th other day he sent me a text saying he was gay for the kemp brothers out of spandau ballet
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I have been worried some times, very much so when he has flirted with me, I think he is gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Haha, what a dumbfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# awww bless him
Wish the limping fool a get well soon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Ha, how did he manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# daft bastard!
tell him i'll kiss it better for him. then again, kisses only work for grazes or minor sprains. for a broken foot, i may have to shag him better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# woo!
i'm in the republic of north, wall adjacent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# see also

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Not a fan of Scothland then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# how dare you!
i'm such a fan of scotland i demand they have their own country
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# green bit's of no fucking use anyway
could probably dispense with a fair chunk of the red bit too without much of a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)