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[challenge entry] Old Bamboo

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(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I've said it before, I've said it again! I LOVE YOU!

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# howls all round
great stuff:)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Gargantuwoo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Nice Battenberg motif there
:D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hands off the battenburg!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# No no!
The Police are the GOOD guys, you racist.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# so was the child catcher
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ^this^
those kids were frightfully annoying
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# mmmm... Truly Scrumptious
I so want a jammie dodger riot shield
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yums
I am so hungry now

hello Mr S
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *waves*
hiya fella
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It'd complement your fudge helmet perfectly.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# You promised you'd never mention that again
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# great shopping, but you know what?
I have actually never seen chitty chitty bang bang, so im not quite sure whats going on here.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It's a bit long for a kids film
It's one of the west end shows I've seen and it was rather ace... the car actually worked the night I saw it which apparently was quite rare
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# /\ this
usually I don't make that admission as people tend to assume I didn't have a 'normal' childhood
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# fuck that
i'd rather watch transformers the movie, star fleet or MASK than some rubbishy bank holiday film with singing and dancing in. I have no shame for not watching it.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# for something so utterly twee, it's actually quite watchable
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# It's one of the only musicals
I can actually watch. Most of them I can't stand. Mamma Mia is fucking awful. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has lots of awesome in it. Benny Hill, Lionel Jeffries, Dick Van Dyke, James Robertson Justice, Arthur Mullard, Barbara Windsor and of course, the Child Catcher. He's proper creepy.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# self aware robots from the Planet Cybertron land on earth, they disguise themselves as vehicles with fantastic ablities
one of them befriends a typical school boy and his smoking hot girlfriend.

they all run about a city after some sort of cube.

the end
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# n00b, that's the plot to episode 108 of the bill
It's actually about this massive shark that hassles a beach community until a lifeguard blows up a propane canister in its gob.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# my mistake it should read..
Zach Braff shuffled through life in a lithium-induced coma until his mother's death inspired a vacation from the pills to see what might happen. A moderately successful TV actor living in Los Angeles, "Zach" hasn't been home to the Garden State in nine years. But even with 3,000 miles between them, he's been unable to escape his domineering father Gideon and the silencing effect he's had on his son from afar. Stunned to find himself in his hometown after such a long absence, Zach finds old acquaintances around every corner living quite unique lives as gravediggers, fast food knights and the panderers of pyramid schemes. Meanwhile, at home, he does his best to avoid a long-simmering but inevitable confrontation with his father. By a twist of fate, Large meets Sam, a girl who is everything he isn't. A blast of color, hope and quirks, Sam becomes a sidekick who refuses to ride in his sidecar. Her warmth and fearlessness give Large the courage to open his heart to the joy and pain of the infinite abyss that is life
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You sod! I was looking forward to watching season 2 of The Wire,
and now you've ruined it for me.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# chortle
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Christ! The Child Catcher looks even more disturbing than usual there...
*clicks*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The most disturbing version of the child catcher.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# i have no sound here, but even so that is ace
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
*office total collapse and a little bit of wee leakage*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# i love your teeth in your pics
im rubbish at them
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I made myself a smallbrainfield character by accident!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahah
i love that guy. He's in loads of comedy things i like. I most fondly remember him for the chuckling man in alan partridge and something else that i cant quite put my finger on...

What was his name?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Kevin Eldon.
See also: Big Train
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Fist of Fun, TMWRNJ, Jam, pretty much anything Stewart Lee has done, parts in Spaced, and various ones alongside Mark Heap.
Also he was in Hyperdrive (pretty much the only decent thing in that show)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *forms Kevin Eldon appreciation society with Jeru*
Also, a selection of scenes from Pinter plays with Bill Bailey...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He also did the Speaker's series of monologues for Resonance FM, which I thoroughly suggest you download now.
www.spoffle.com/humour/kevin-eldon-speakers-monologue-series/

Or at least #1, #3, #5, #6, and #7 anyway.
The 3rd one Space is literally one of the funniest and bizaariest things I've ever heard.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *broadcasts to office*
:D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# also one memorable episode of Black Books
and a cameo on one of Bill baileys stand up DVDs
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# JA
DAS HOKEY COKEY
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# YESH - thats the bugger! Ta!
The barber in nathan barley
Brass eye
big train
jam
alan partridge
fist of fun

He is teh talent. Peter baynham and that googly eyed bloke who played tony hayers in AP are ace too
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Kevin Eldon, he says despite it's already been said down there.
The bit with him in Alan Partridge was brilliant where he just squeezes past someone in a corridor

"This is like cars!"
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# i sell kitchens
but i i i i cant actually cook!


'few too many blacks'

He doesnt have many lines in that ep, but theyre ace
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I love Kevin Eldon more than life itself.
:D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# wahey
classic SmallBrainfield
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# sunshine and lollipops and rainbows!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha
I have a friend who gets genuinely upset if I do an impression of the child catcher.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)