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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I've said it before I've said it again! I LOVE YOU!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# howls all round
great stuff:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Gargantuwoo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Nice Battenberg motif there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hands off the battenburg!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# No no!
The Police are the GOOD guys, you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# so was the child catcher
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ^this^
those kids were frightfully annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# mmmm... Truly Scrumptious
I so want a jammie dodger riot shield
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yums
I am so hungry now

hello Mr S
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *waves*
hiya fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It'd complement your fudge helmet perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# You promised you'd never mention that again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# great shopping, but you know what?
I have actually never seen chitty chitty bang bang, so im not quite sure whats going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It's a bit long for a kids film
It's one of the west end shows I've seen and it was rather ace... the car actually worked the night I saw it which apparently was quite rare
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# /\ this
usually I don't make that admission as people tend to assume I didn't have a 'normal' childhood
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# fuck that
i'd rather watch transformers the movie, star fleet or MASK than some rubbishy bank holiday film with singing and dancing in. I have no shame for not watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# for something so utterly twee, it's actually quite watchable
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# It's one of the only musicals
I can actually watch. Most of them I can't stand. Mamma Mia is fucking awful. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has lots of awesome in it. Benny Hill, Lionel Jeffries, Dick Van Dyke, James Robertson Justice, Arthur Mullard, Barbara Windsor and of course, the Child Catcher. He's proper creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# self aware robots from the Planet Cybertron land on earth, they disguise themselves as vehicles with fantastic ablities
one of them befriends a typical school boy and his smoking hot girlfriend.

they all run about a city after some sort of cube.

the end
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# n00b, that's the plot to episode 108 of the bill
It's actually about this massive shark that hassles a beach community until a lifeguard blows up a propane canister in its gob.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# my mistake it should read..
Zach Braff shuffled through life in a lithium-induced coma until his mother's death inspired a vacation from the pills to see what might happen. A moderately successful TV actor living in Los Angeles, "Zach" hasn't been home to the Garden State in nine years. But even with 3,000 miles between them, he's been unable to escape his domineering father Gideon and the silencing effect he's had on his son from afar. Stunned to find himself in his hometown after such a long absence, Zach finds old acquaintances around every corner living quite unique lives as gravediggers, fast food knights and the panderers of pyramid schemes. Meanwhile, at home, he does his best to avoid a long-simmering but inevitable confrontation with his father. By a twist of fate, Large meets Sam, a girl who is everything he isn't. A blast of color, hope and quirks, Sam becomes a sidekick who refuses to ride in his sidecar. Her warmth and fearlessness give Large the courage to open his heart to the joy and pain of the infinite abyss that is life
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You sod! I was looking forward to watching season 2 of The Wire,
and now you've ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Christ! The Child Catcher looks even more disturbing than usual there...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The most disturbing version of the child catcher.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNEFeiyapk#t=0m45s
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# i have no sound here, but even so that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
*office total collapse and a little bit of wee leakage*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# i love your teeth in your pics
im rubbish at them
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I made myself a smallbrainfield character by accident!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahah
i love that guy. He's in loads of comedy things i like. I most fondly remember him for the chuckling man in alan partridge and something else that i cant quite put my finger on...

What was his name?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Kevin Eldon.
See also: Big Train
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Fist of Fun, TMWRNJ, Jam, pretty much anything Stewart Lee has done, parts in Spaced, and various ones alongside Mark Heap.
Also he was in Hyperdrive (pretty much the only decent thing in that show)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *forms Kevin Eldon appreciation society with Jeru*
Also, a selection of scenes from Pinter plays with Bill Bailey...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He also did the Speaker's series of monologues for Resonance FM, which I thoroughly suggest you download now.
www.spoffle.com/humour/kevin-eldon-speakers-monologue-series/

Or at least #1, #3, #5, #6, and #7 anyway.
The 3rd one Space is literally one of the funniest and bizaariest things I've ever heard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *broadcasts to office*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# also one memorable episode of Black Books
and a cameo on one of Bill baileys stand up DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# JA
DAS HOKEY COKEY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# YESH - thats the bugger! Ta!
The barber in nathan barley
Brass eye
big train
jam
alan partridge
fist of fun

He is teh talent. Peter baynham and that googly eyed bloke who played tony hayers in AP are ace too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Kevin Eldon, he says despite it's already been said down there.
The bit with him in Alan Partridge was brilliant where he just squeezes past someone in a corridor

"This is like cars!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# i sell kitchens
but i i i i cant actually cook!


'few too many blacks'

He doesnt have many lines in that ep, but theyre ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I love Kevin Eldon more than life itself.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# wahey
classic SmallBrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# sunshine and lollipops and rainbows!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha
I have a friend who gets genuinely upset if I do an impression of the child catcher.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)