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# I'll see myself out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# minor TJ:
I'm drawing this photo:
media.photobucket.com/image/f14/muthafunga/F14-2.jpg

Now, here's something that I don't get - the F-14 is bloody huge, yet, despite the aircraft being closer than the deckman at the right of the picture, he must either be massive or the aircraft is very much smaller. Just me being a spacker or does it look funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# i think it is exceptionally dodgy perspective.
camera has managed to really flatten the image.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hang on...
Notice how the deck behind is very clearly defined, yet the sea is blurred from the jet wash? Looks like the aircraft is actually behind the ship. Photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
#
it does look kinda funny. perspective? foreshortening? maybe...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Do you mean the silhouette on the left of a man waving his fist?
Are you sure that is a man, and not some odd collection of pipes and other gubbins?
Is he standing in the sea?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Yep. I got a bigger version and it's clearly a dude.
They usually have a little bunker to the side of the deck so they don't get flambeed on take off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Usually?
So some times they get a bit burnt?
(Sverre my password is "password", Sun 10 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Looks like an angry Henry to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# F14 with people
Here's another photo with people
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:F14_on_USS_Hornet.jpg
(Sverre my password is "password", Sun 10 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i think he spacking?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# The officer had better hope the perp's packed his mobile phone in there
Then he'll have a case to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the perp??
what's the head of the catholic church got to do with this?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He mitre be a suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# sets spang gun to kill
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *sets phaser to pun*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# sets my phaser to pan
;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ee azz a berm
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# a bermp?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# a bermp?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# *spang*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# 1 think he 5 packing?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# It's a mathematical riddle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I was never any good algebra
I'm off food hunting, going to make a prawn curry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Sounds good

I'm off soon too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I now have the right recipe for parkin now, so I am making some more :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# prawn parkin curry?
I managed to drink half a bottle of Balvenie while watching Life of Brian last night.

In retrospect, I have a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# as a hangover cure
try drinking a pint of milk and sprinting 200m




it's certain to make you feel 1074% worse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# my first task was to help someone reverse out from our drive while avoiding our 2 cars
cos I couldn't see straight enough to move either of them myself.

that was hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Ian Broudie now looks like Ringo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I was just thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# He's a 5 pack shakur
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha!
Quality punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# That's not just any punnage
that's R&G's quality punnage:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# i thnk he spanging
tj: quick, put telly on:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# disco badger baiting on ice?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
no. atomic betty
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Police, Camera, Finger Tips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# FT as well.
I assume that Furry Tomatoes new show.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# haha
TJ? TJ Hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# mmm
Heather Locklear

fuckinell. I don't remember the hair!

www.imdb.com/media/rm3547568128/tt0083486
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# My Goldfish is Evil is fucking ace
especially the theme music

Horrid Henry is cool too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you know
ever since you posted that blackboard message on friday, i've been singing it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# This one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Fucking retards,
they are Tortoise, not turtles ;)

I bet that was an American, they can't tell the fucking difference the moronic cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# It's too lully to critisis.
EDIT: There is actually a galapagos sea turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# so much this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i didn't realise that galapago actually means tortoise
so it's a tortoises tortoise, or tortoise^2
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# semantics you numpty.
A tortoise is a turtle ( as is a terrapin and all chelonians ) but not all turtles are tortoises.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:53, archived)