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# 'Spot the Balls' competition

the first of many, I hope.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Is a brown out
when the camera gets soiled in a scat film?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ha!
"cut, cut cut!"
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# actually
it is a drop in power, rather than a power cut

correct but unfunny
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I knew this,
but as you say . . .
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *cries*
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Mmm!
Slaty joy!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I missed all the NSFW fun down below
I'm quite dissapointed in a way
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ah it was crap
we got a mimsy and some gay stuff,it was boring.
i'd like to meet a really inventive troll
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# compo idea?
actually there have been some fun ones in the past

can't remeber names though, but there was one who kept posting pics of some bloke called Colin
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oh yeh.....back in the day when trolls were made of better stuff
-reminisces-
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Crackycol
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *looks*
*looks again*

Nope, not a pair between them
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# "nice pen"
:D
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oh look. Yet another gif by you
that's 50% too big. You just don't give a fuck do you?

whilst the mods are around cleaning up porn, they ought to have a go at linking your massive gifs too.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# You are absolutley right of course.
I don't give a fuck.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# They're down there
v
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Actually, no they're not.
Stealth moddage.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I got some election leaflets through the door today
All lunatic fringe with no hopes of election. BNP, UKIP, Scottish Labour...
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# got, got, need
I got one from the Christian Alliance
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'll swap you for a "Natural law" party
It's got rainbows and yogic flying
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# and the best beards
outside of the Greens
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Has anyone made an election-leaflet Bingo game yet?
Edit : From the Scottish Labour leaflet :

"It's Gordon Brown's leadership that will get us through these tough times. Labour is the only party on the side of hard working families, standing up for Scottish people nationally and in Europe."
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I dont know whether to laugh or cry.

(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Any party at all making that claim
would be decidedly spurious these days.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ha!
"hard working families" = tax-dodging oligarchs
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# boaster
I've had the Tories, the BNP and the Lib Dems
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# slag
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# the BNP sucked the most
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Blowjob Nation Party?
*Signs up*
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# haha
there was a great Charlie Brooker article in the Grauniad yesterday on the BNP ad
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I liked the nationalist blog he linked to which was criticising that BNP article he wrote.
leejohnbarnes.blogspot.com/2009/05/charlie-brooker-rockabilly-dickhead.html

I especially liked the way they called him a rockabilly dickhead, ahaha
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hahah jesus
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *votes Rooney*
the BBC report on the world cup bid quoted an FA official saying "this time we need to be humble" as apparently the last bid didn't get foreign support as the slogan was "football's coming home" then three paragraphs down it quotes Gordon saying "England is the home of football". The Plank.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha
it must have riled him to say that

mind you, "Stark's Park is the home of football" doesn't sound quite right
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I never realised Alex James
played for Raith and Preston before playing bass in Blur
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I AM FUCKING OUTRAGED.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# pretty bizarre...
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:52, archived)