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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# this duck?
THIS FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Fuck - I need to get on with some work
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# YES
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post410314
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# fuckin clicks!
yes - this is a must
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I ain't spooning no duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# one of the lesser known lines from the Ghostbusters Theme
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# SPUCKDOONSPUCKDOONSPUCKDOON
Picards!



*sets phaser to misunderstand*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Y'know them marbles we found in the street last week
I think they may have been Freebs'
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I've been using them to keep my womb busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Good plan
best to keep wombs occupied or they get themselves into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Marble juggling womb?!
cripes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Who said anything about juggling? It's writing an essay on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It does glass engraving too.
Get it on 'Britain's got talent' or suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# No. I'm never opening my creamy whites in Piers Morgan's direction ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# That's silly, ducks need forks,
it has already got a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a fork
it's meeting the mallard of my dreams, then meeting his beautiful.... stork.

Isn't it iroduck, don't you think? A little TOO iroduck, and yeah I probably don't think all that much because I'm a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *fails badly to identify quote*
He didn't even give it a TIN-OPENER, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Alanis Morissette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Aha
She of the 1960s household appliance name.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Oh she of the fashionable buddhism.
don't get me started. Just because you claim to be a buddhist and stop shaving your armpits, don't go thinking you're better than me. You're not. Hairy little woman.

Grrrng.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# DUUUUUUCCKGUUUAAAARRRDD
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# this duck was exposed to spoons for THIRTY MINUTES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# fuzzy duck fuzzy duck fuzzy duck
SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# posh duck born with a silver spoon in his mouth
falsely claiming on a second duck house?

DUCKSPOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# silver spoons was carlton's big break before fresh prince
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfnKo2WZfG8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# What
the deuce?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm having crispy duck pancakes for dinner tonight
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# This explains so much!
Such as, the feathers in my hot chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Are you sure?

Good afternoons young b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# DUCK DUCK WINK DUCK SPOON DUCK DUCK WINK DUCK SPOON DUCK DUCK SPONG
I heard a joke about spooning last night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# not as much fun as forking
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ok, since you asked...
Theres 3 guys waiting for a job interview.
The first one goes in, and the interviewer asks the question
"There's a man and a woman in bed, in the spoon position, what is the mans name?"
The guy replys "Steve"
The guy gets it wrong, and leaves for the 2nd guy to enter
Same question and he replies "Dave"
Wrong again.
The 3rd guy goes in and gets asked the same question to which he replies
"I've put a lot of thought into it, and it's either Willy Turner, or Willy Nailer"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# or Stickit Upherarse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Needs more island.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# duck duck duck duck duck duck
GOOSE! SPOON! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# What the hell is going on around here?
Ducks and spoons!? I ask you. Oh, and now pilchards! I remember when it was all green fields around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# you've tuned into the wrong website
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# That's a lovely swan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:59, archived)