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[challenge entry] Extreme Lawnmower Racing


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and the crap official tie-in Spectrum game:

From the Extreme Sports challenge. See all 227 entries (closed)

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I'd buy that game for a dollar.... and TJ
Can you peeps think of a clever tagline to go with this concept? Basically encouraging people to visit the zoo.



(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# ONLY IN KENYA

The lion is really good by the way.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# FORGET NORWAY
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# KENYA BELIEVE IT?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ^this!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Fuck Norway man!
... oh... Magical Trev... xenophobia over.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You don't need a black belt in origami to have fun
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# hmnnn... Liking it....
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I can't think of a suitable next line
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Because it's papercuts or nothing
That my friend, is the next line.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Bwuahaha!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Come and see our paper tigers
..and lions, and giraffes
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# there's something there....
hmnnn
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Come to the zoo
because if WE fold, all the nice animals will die.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I love this.... not too sure it'll fly though
:)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Then how about
"Come into the fold", "Welcome to the fold", something like that,
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# oooooooooo.... erm.... darn, this could have legs...
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That's what the guy who made those origami things said
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# It's a good one
perhaps you can substitue "die" for "leave" or "go somewhere else" or something like that.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# "will be turned into dog food"
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Or this
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Come and visit the zoo!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Genius!
but perhaps something a little more blatant
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# YOU COME ZOO
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# You're KER-AZY man!
Possibly a bit Zany and "wacky" too ;)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Real animals are more exciting but do not burn nearly so well.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Now that's what I call mindpiss.
Somehow. You're weird.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# haha, what can I say, I love being a carnivore.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# *Animals may be less flammable than those shown.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# that would make a great footnote... and I'll use it, but give me a tagline please
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# GET IN THE CAR
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# hahahaha
please give me another
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!
gOD i LOVE YOU GUYS...

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# More advertisements should have vaguely threatening taglines.
Have you considered a career in the advertising industry?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# "Now imagine seeing these fuckers when they AINT made of paper!
You'll be all HOLY SHIT, FUCK, THAT'S A BASTARD OF A LION

And I fucking know you would, because you filled your pants with shit when you saw that PAPER lion. Seriously, man, you'd flip the FUCK out if you saw a REAL one"

and so on
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# That's a lot to fit onto a board
How about OMFG! ANIMALS!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Join the fold.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Oh now that's good
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# A group of Highland cattle is called a 'fold'
I don;t think they have any of them at the LA zoo. You do have something though...
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Yes, I think it's AIDS
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha
god, I hope not love
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Not likely ;)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# harry lyme's ?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yes, herpes
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Makes me happy
that two people have already gone for the old STD route :)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# We don't do pay-per view
there is only one charge.
*ducks spanging pans*
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Christ!
we're did you pull that from?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# The usual place
(my arse)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Feast your eyes on something that wants to feast on your eyes
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I lol'd
It doesn't fit with the images, but if I ever run a zoo, that will be my slogan
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I really love this
perhaps used with a more ferocious image
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Remember where you are
You don't want to be sued for upsetting people.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Lovely
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This gets my vote :)
I laughed until I couldn't breathe.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Yes
If you don't visit our zoo I'll got to your school and rape and murder your children.
That any good?

Alternatively; We have bunnies!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# That'll do nicely

'lo rg. Getting ready and packing at the mo. Any last changes in the plans?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Yes
Wear a huge smile and on the flight over join the mile high club (you may want to include the missus in these plans).
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Haha
ALRIGHT
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yes
It's been cancelled.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# *sadface*

Well, I'm going to London anyway
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I'm really sorry.
You were the only person I told that to.:P
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
git
How is your garden tidying going?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# 1000 b3ta voices have just screamed nooooooooo! rerererererererepost
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i forgot this last time
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Haven't seen that one yet!
/extra meat for the barbie blog. Woo.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# i know nor has anyone else
read the bloody title
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ooh pink handbag!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Isn't that the name of the bar he plans to open up when he moves to Bangkok?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Sorry when I read that
I just thought you meant you left it in my garden after last year:P
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
* fires up e-bay to find replica queen, i already have a giant phallus
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# The stuff that reams are made of...
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# haha
That's good that is
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Ooh Mr Clever Clogs!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# You can't read these bastards, they're FUCKING CRAZY
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# come to the zoo
the wildlife prison
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# A tree died to make this.
Save a tree and come and see the real thing!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# like this, only smellier
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaah
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Come to the zoo, before it folds.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# that's great, but a little too negative
although probably closer to the truth than we think
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# leaping from the page to the cage
or...

Leaping off the page and out of the cage...
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Niiiiice
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# You're far too good at this
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Nicely!~

edit: cage is negative though. Most of the animals are in open areas, kind of like a wildlife park more than a traditional zoo
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Put cage in strike-through and replace with "open roaming area"?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# more roar for your folding stuff
and strictly no married fags
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# The first bit gets a big tick from me!
A big, zoologically parasitic tick. With bilharzia.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# glad ya like it
how about

looks even better in the flesh than on paper
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# "If you don't come to the zoo, our next posters are going to contain shit puns."
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# ANIMALS? FUCK YEAH!
SHITLOADS.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# GO TO THE GODDAMN ZOO, YOU PANSIES

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Come to the zoo and pass this message on to 10 people in the next hour or your family will die.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# This has potential
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# $5 dollars for the whole day out
you don't have to pay-per animal

:(
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# oh that's good :)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha ding ding ding ding
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# The art of wildlife. Come and see the inspiration...
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# sounds like an M&S advert crossed with a pyramid scam
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# His randomburn playlist has M&S music on it
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# it does?
*goes to check*
you're right, it does. Then again, it also has Matt Monro. What's not to love?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# No I like it all :D
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# that's great!
This is one of four concepts, and I was struggling on the copy.

Thanks peeps!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# 5%...
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# give us a go at the others
this one's too hard
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Yeah, go on
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# running into a meeting, I'll pop a couple more up in a bit
thanks everybody for playing
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Nature beats paper, scissors and rock
This shit's unstoppable.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
that's great
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Kif, we have a conundrum!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# rofl... nice
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Handle With Care.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Or, simply...
"Fragile".
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# When it's gone
it's gone.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Come visit the zoo or the giraffe gets it
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ...From The Pages Of Natural History
?
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# oooh, very nice!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
I'd play that game. You could call it Minemower.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# and so you shall :)
I might use that name, thanks.
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Sorry we're all neglecting your lovely post
Tis quite woo :)
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# yay!
I never played Advanced Lawn Mower simulator, but it sounds much more exciting now!
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I'd watch it
and play it

SUCCESS
(, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:23, archived)