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# So Jordandre is over then.


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And I'm bothered enough to do a commemorative drawing. Click for less poo version.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Does this also interface with the Madonna/Richie split as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# No
That would involve someone saying they don't want a penny from the other before promptly claiming tens of millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *doffs hat*
Good morning, madman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *giggles grillishly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hello you both!

The following also applies to you: nice to have met you, bit too many people to talk to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I'm just happy to be able to say
'I met, and made slightly uncomfortable, the mighty mediocre'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# \o/
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# What the deuce?!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Well said

Nice to have met you sir. Although at the moment, I think I was a little overheated. I believe I went outside for a bit after that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I completely failed to say hi on saturday
or did I and I was just very drunk and forgot?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# not a lot of people realise this
but I was there on Saturday - in disguise..!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Were you under cover?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# no
I was in a dress and a really smashing blouse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# corrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# as was I
www.b3ta.com/board/9483822
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
I remember buying you a lovely pint and some scampi fries...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Heh, I'm not sure either ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# It was nice to meet you also
Albeit a brief encounter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe next time eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# You two are so badly gonna kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I can tell who's jealous again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I AM NOT.
stompstompstomp
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Indeed
You can rest assured that I shall be attending the bash next year (and making it to Derby if you are going there)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Making it to Derby?
Pfft, who wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I am going, I am going
I want to crash at yours, pretty please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I really wanted to go last year
I spent the whole day asleep thanks to a shitty virus :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I am so sorry I didn't talk to you more sir
I was a bit stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Heh, I noticed that ;)

I do hope you had a good time though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I did
Hope you did too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Yes!

I must say I was a bit tired after walking in the sun for two days, but I had a good time. I don't even quite remember exactly how it ended for me.
I do recall walking through a lot more streets than necessary to reach my hotel though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I was talking to someone who told me their name and user name and said they were on facebook
I then forgot and thought I was talking to Chutney, who wasn't even there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Maybe it was a ghost

that, or somebody entirely different
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I found out who it was by looking on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# someone once sent me a message on facebook
saying that they'd received some of my post by mistake and so I went and picked it up.

aside from that I dislike facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It is good for keeping in touch with people you really want to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That certainly is a handy feature
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# This makes obvious sense to me. What's wrong with you?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Lots of things :D
'nings by the by
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# It makes sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# you've captured their essence perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Pffft
Thanks. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hehehe, that's perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# You are too kind
fanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# this should be made into a plate of some sort
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That's a........ smashing idea
I love a bit of gold leaf me.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# it's not officially commemorative
unless it's a plate... or a mug

you could do a mug very easily at one of those sites which does T Shirts and things. THIS IS A MONEY MAKING IDEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D
Ms F. Cradock's Commemoration Emporium: purveyors of fine gifts to commemorate all events from weddings to births, from divorces to deaths - if YOU did it WE can stick a picture of it on a mug and sell it to you or to other people!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# This is an excellent idea - I smell PROFIT!!
My favourite plate is this one: bp2.blogger.com/_yARMAhlXvdY/SDPlFUqQfbI/AAAAAAAAAB8/GvCNdRxPaA0/s1600-h/L_COMPP.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# that is so sexy I want to cry
nakedly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oh god, that is sex on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Greatest commemmorative plate ever
Was when Viz did one for Bernard Manning: "Fat Racist Cunt of Hearts"

Edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That is magical :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Indeed :D
I borrowed the image from this forum, where they've got loads of other great Viz parodies too

forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=96486

"Very few discerning people will ever own The Life of Christ in Cats"
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :D
tasteless bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# topless bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# haghahahahaha
This would probably sell as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha *fears*
Also, how tragic is this. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Wow
Way to kill the buzz man ;) That is bloody awful though.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't drive the camper van off the cliff

hello riverghost!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# 'ello
ah lurve yoo Thelma!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# That is tragic
Suicide is never the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Unless the questions is, 'What is Beachy Head famous for?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# The lighthouse of course
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Extra height
good thinking:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# well yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# And 'What S is a terminal form of self destruction?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# "What is euthanasia?"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It's the justified execution of the young.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# of chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# A child in china
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
#
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Achildinchina
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# sobriety
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# And our survey said
*BING*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# smoking?
/ohhhhhhhhhh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Why you gotta bring me down, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Dibs on the corpses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# that's horrible.....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# so much for using b3ta to escape the horrors of real life

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hehehe
I like that a lot :)

Morning all

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Morning sir!

You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I am starting to feel human again, it has only taken 3 days
As above, I am so sorry for not talking to you more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# with added /
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# well
okay then

*back together sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Giggleblushes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Morning ttssattsrwoowoo
x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# TELL ME
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'm okay.
I have already had one small breakdown at work today, however I have won £15 on a scratchcard, which I shall spend on something frivolous. Like DRAGONS.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Buy a tugboat.
A TUGBOAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Only if it is a happy little tug boat
which bops from side to side with a happy little song and that.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# only for silicone

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# This is WOO!
I don't think I'd ever dislike one of your posts...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)