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# *looks around*
*yawns*



*fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You must be OLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I went away for 5 minutes and I come back and it's all gone mental :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# What's the worst that could happen?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I've got a monkey named after you.
Emvee made him, he's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Oooh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# HELLO
COME BACK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# herro epiph
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# OH HAI MC BADGE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ...you blind bitch, there's stairs there
I can see it in your eyes
When you're not wearing your shades
You're quite optimistic for a blind girl
something something art class
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
Don't get caught out: SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND
ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR N1PPLES, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR N1PPLES.
THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR N1PPLES.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# What if he asks to see something else?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# some puppies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Frying them up for lunch as we speak
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# nipples on knees still count as nipples
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# He can see my nipples if he wants
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
I had a good gig going and you just ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *shows nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *scowls*
Grr
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# You didn't even try the quiche!
It's lovely.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# quiche is never lovely.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Lies.
quiche is always lovely, especially my asparagus, prosciutto and gruyere quiche.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# O_O
That. Sounds. Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Make this and bring it to my house RIGHT NOW
*waits*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# You and Joliet can come round whenever.
Bring ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Fancy quiche lorraine!
*appreciates and noms*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I really cannot eat quiche.... I had an unfortunate episode wit a brocolli quiche when I was about 9, and even the thought of it makes me feel ill.....
uuuggghhh....*clutches stomach*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# aw, give quiche a chance


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I have the same issue with omelettes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# WRONG!
MMmmmmm Jam and Marmite Quiche
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Shhhhhh....
Don't tell *him* that....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Quiche always looks like someone has been sick in a flan case
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *ignores*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hahhahaha! ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ^this^
the only place for eggs and bacon is a frying pan, then a sandwhich.

NOT a flan case
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hello old person.
It's generally considered rude now to start a post without a picture in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Of course no one will dare flame you like they would an L plater because of your user number
and the odd chance that you're mates with rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha, I had to check the filename though.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# haha
this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# this can only end well
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *concurs*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
I yam older than yaow!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I utterly fail to see any purpose whatsoever in this post.
Really - I mean - even if it was to wind everyone up.

You might just as well have said "Your all ghey."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Fuck off back to sniffing your navel lint
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# See you in another 7 years
take care now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *looks round*
*yawns*



*fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)