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# 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)
# POW! Right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# That's okay then

ning HT!

proper smurf blood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
# it's like proper ladies do on the adverts at that special happy time of the month
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# What did Princess Di and Picasso have in common?
LOLROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# they both used Andrex 3-ply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# They both fucked WIll Carling?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha!!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Hover-murderer is hovering
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Blue blood? Must be royalty....
so this gets hearty approval from me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# I did!
woo, 'ninles and wotcha all.

I'm going to try and take a socond day off today:)

RG's list of things to do today:

Go see the new Hairy Potthead film.
Do some clothes shopping.
Take XL monitor back to shop to get a nonfucked one.
Maybe have a bottle of wine or two.
Stay in bed as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# it'll never work
I tried that holiday thing last week and look where it got me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
# You saw The Window!!! [dun dun daaaaaaaah]
I am getting lazy two days off so far this year?! Sack me please!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# *teabags*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# *coffee granules*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# 's right
You'll only end up back here in the end
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# That's right
B3ta: Opium for teh fluffah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I like monkeys, yet nobody cares
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# You're right. We don't.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
# speak for yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Oh yes I forgot
Boots cares.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# you forgot
dress up in bra and get a tenner from Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I'd rather dress up as a squirrel and get £20 from jamnog!
EDIT: Gah! I've left my decent mouse in my room. I keep trying to press mouse buttons that don't exist. I'm having to press f5 dammit! I feel so like a commoner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# You need one of those iphones that all the young types are talking about
"Did I mention i have an Iphone now?!"
"I just type this reply on my new Iphone LOL"
"I can txtmssg now!!!111111"
"I still live with my parents and they bought it for me"
"MOTHERFUKIN IPHONE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)
# In deed
Muvvahfukkin' iPhone on a plane!

Don't get me started on kids on trains with speaker phones playing yoff musicz.


EDIT: Why are W's not cally double V's?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
# which seems to consist entirely of black men asking questions
"yeah?"
"what?"
"uh?"
"yeah?"
"that's right?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Needs more
innit's and ya gettin' me's:)

The one that pissed me off it the Australian one of pluralising the worlds 'I' and 'you'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# cos of the Romans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Yes
they wouldv'e just called it ten otherwise:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# mobile phone jammers
I suspect

they go "clicky clicky click click click cliky clicky" and affect nearby speakers too :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Shaking your fist and yelling
'I know your dad!' world too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)
# fanny blood!

/believes everything on tv adverts blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# haha
nice one Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Oh no! Vault Boy is Dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# I want this on a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Nice!
But slightly unnerving....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)
# In 1945 Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!, the flamboyant cubist painter from the Swiss Tiroler peninsula, narrowly escaped death from a flock of rampant Toads-of-the-Alps.
Acting coolly, he only managed to survive getting eaten alive by the toads by eating himself first. Then his clothes, a prayerbook, two young girls who lived next door to him, a barn and a small tractor. After going to the toilet, everything returned to normal. Albeit slightly smellier.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also, in 2009, copyright concern was raised over one of Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!'s T-Shirt designs. He told them to suck it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Ha ha, really?

Are they still for sale?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Yeah,
funnily enough, not the lego ones though :S It's the Charles Darwin one. I am looking into the laws now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# The laws of NATURE and PHYSICS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Well yeah, but in general,
THE LAWS OF SCIENCETrademark logo what I don't know how to do
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# he's beaten the ink out of him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hahahahha! blue brainy goo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)