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[challenge entry] well... they are descended from birds

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
Howard the duck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# good spot, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I wonderful film :)
For its crapness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I like it
It's got a BRILLIANT John Barry soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I must have been about 8 or 9 when I saw it
At that age you know no different :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ace!
Oh, deleted thread. How predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
#
i assumed that was what you wanted? Didn't i post the wrong thing? In the wrong place? Oh, you guys are just never happy are you?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# No, we were enjoying ripping the piss out of you in that thread
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# yeah you were totally pwning that n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It was totally justifying my otherwise meaningless existence
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I am extremely happy
Nothing cheers me up more than a good flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# to be fair
he/she doesn't sound very flouncey

just sounds like someone who didn't really know the rules, got ripped to shit by interwebfolk, and wanted to minimise the embarrasment, pwnage and anger
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ignore them,
you broke no rules by deleting the thread ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# And to think
Some schools haven't even started their holidays yet :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I have a feeling that the bunker is going to get used a lot in the next few months
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Phew, it's a good job we cleared out that meth lab
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# where did we put the buttprostitutes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# In the sub bunker with the spam
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# My bong is still in there some where
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
Second time with literally the same insult. I realise the school holidays are when you get the most 'booty' but no need to rub it in my face.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# rub this in your face
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
again...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
#
That quiff?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Sure...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
duckarse=quiff. Not saying it was funny, just that it does make sense. You're the 'im going to nod politely and smile' type arent ya?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Right-o
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Four kids killed themselves in Victoria over cyber bullying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Internet: Serious Business!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# it's sad really. the parent's reaction of blaming the internet was pretty odd.
it depressed me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# my suggestion:
TURN THE FUCKING COMPUTER OFF.
if they're getting bullied in person, they can run away. why do they fail to realise that nobody can bully them online if they're not online?
stupid fucking emos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Answer: Wank more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# that's your answer to everything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# To damn right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I don't know if I'm just getting older and more bitter or if people are getting more immature
just before anyone starts ripping into me saying about depression serious problem, I know
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# they're getting too soft
their parents tell them what precious little angels they are and they believe it. when the world tells them otherwise, they can't handle it and start self-harming.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# In my day bullies were bullies
They didn't log on to facebook to post "Lol ghey" and everyone starts crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# NO
they waited outside the school gates to punch you in the head and throw your pencil case in a puddle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# DEPRESSION: SERIUZ BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
Isn't there text bullying too? Why do they not just delete it. This never would have happened in the days of letters...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# a bully wouldn't know how to spit on someone's sandwiches anymore.
they'd have to call them ugly on msn instead.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
Best bully ever was the bully who used to fart in my lunchbox. So subtle, but so effective.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha that is an awesome bully.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Some mums have a really cruel sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# that's a special kind of (hurtful) genius :)
my mate once secretly farted into a smarties tube and offered me one, then squeezed it out in my face. i will never forget the feeling of it hitting the back of my mouth >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# how did he get the fart in there?
did he use a funnel or has he got a very narrow guff radius?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# he farts like a laser :)
i hope - otherwise he probably put it up his arse, and that doesn't bear thinking about :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# that wasn't melted chocolate on the rim
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
#
thats one extreme cupcake. what a person! A solid fart, flavoured flatulence.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yay!
A post full of win! Unlike that one down there - hey, where'd it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# haha,
now who's going to complain first about losing their precious posts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I am in mourning for the posts I never got to make to that thread because it was deleted
/Catholic Church
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *raises hand* me, me, me, me!
DAMN THRED DELETING BASTARDS! RAAAGHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It took me ages to hand-draw that comment,
piecing each pixel of the text together.
That's how you all do it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# me me me!
I spent ten minutes crafting my witty reply of 'lol n00b u fail', only to see it vanish :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :( Angryhobocat is gone
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I'm fucking raging!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# all that needs to be said


that is to the deleter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# That is as fast as it will go
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hmmm....
i will run past my monitor instead then
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# personally i am apoplectic and purple with rage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahahhahah! that' ace, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# How does that evolution work exactly?
RAAAARAAAaaaarrrrraaaaaaarrrrraaaaaaaarrr...tweet tweet

/Lee Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Someone snaps their fingers and everything appears
I read about it in The Origin of Species: Kansas Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh good
I'm far too impatient to wait for millions of years for cows to evolve
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# lies!
pheasants are pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# not when they hit your windscreen
and make you shit yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I don't have a windscreen
and a velociraptor would likely make me shit myself more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# yes
but they can't fly, so you can drive away from them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I was once chased by a pheasant in Kew Gardens. I suppose it was a little bit like jurassic park
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clever girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# did you escape it by finding a building containing something remarkably like parallel bars
and gymnasticking its ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# nah... I hid in the toilets. It didn't smash it down and eat me though, so I guess the similarity ends after I lost the pheasant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Testify!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Yay!
Edit: OH EM GEE! HE DELETED THE FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck yes!
can i compo this i wonder? lets see...
Di Hard and Black Hawk Down


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I dont think thats compo material
but it's preety fucking funny
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i bet that makes a horrible omelette
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# spiffing, good sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)