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# Discomeats wanted something quick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# POOOOP!
Awesomes!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaah
talented bastard!

:D

now I quite fancy a string of organic sausages, as depicted in this image.

This is despite just having had a hotdog.

nom nom :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I'll have the pork and leek.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# You'll have the sweetcorn & peanut and like it, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# But but...I have a Bumnut allergy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Be careful with that, if you have "underlying health problems"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Eww
Bumsausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# SHIT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, YOU COLOSSAL DUNG MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha awesome :D
Sausages :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# he should team up with mr magic tea fingers :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Exsqueeze me, bakingpowder?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'll have two in a bun please.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Heheh

Reminds me of this classic

A boy went to see his dad, who is a butcher.
Dad decides to show him around the shop
After doing the rounds along the cooler and the slicing machines, they come to the final piece of machinery
"Look son, this is the best machine of them all!
You put in a pig at one end, and a sausage comes out at the other end!"
"Cool! And does this also work the other way around?"
"No son. That only works with your mother"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
Works in German too, I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# And in Dutch
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# happytoast do you have a naked blobman poop fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# dear god! is that what I've drawn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# the naked blobman poop fetish community is small but very active
wednesday is poop a sausage night
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha! Auto-sketching while blindfold again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# mmm
ewww
mmm
ewww
mmm
ewww
mmm
ewww
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Genius. Pure Genius.
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# BUM_SAUSAGE_FEST
dear all, here are relevant facts:

1) I am in Vietnam in Hanoi
2) I have discovered Bia Hoi
3) Bia Hoi is beer which is brewed to be consumed within 2 days
4) Bia Hoi (although 3 times more expensive to Westerners) is 25p a half pint
5) Bia Hoi is delicious and fresh and amazing
6) I am several sheets to the wind
7) I love everbody and everbody loves me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# EAT MUCH TOM KHA GAI
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# nom nom nom
pho FTMFW - I will follow your sage advice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I could nom thai food until it came out of my arse in a fiery torrent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I was in Malaysia and consumed my whole weight
in Pad Thai... daily
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# \o/ MFW
Right - that's it - after work I'm gonna make my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# with LIMES \o/
*hugs*
*dances*
*sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I Love You.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# \o/
*embraces as a brother*

this kejboard is all wrong. typing is hard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Carve this out on a rusting metal sign, with some spelling errors, and hang it on the bar wall.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I carved it into flesh
epic fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hello Prof
have you seen any Lutherans?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# no
:'(

they avoid me

(why would I see Lutherans?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hanoi is the Lutheran capital of Vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# cool...
are they the dudes on pogo-stilts?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# YAY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *hugs*
*sleeps on*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# 'Lo Prof!
A-hoi from UK-land. Sounds like you're having a great time!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Mustard on mine, please..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Is that the Bumsos 300 XL?
I bet it is
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)