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# Have some shite in the key of tatty chop - all are CFB:






(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# The Red Mercury
It worked!!!! Google it. It's an interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Yet,sadly, somewhat fictitious
I have 2 soup-related jokes. Anyone wanna hear them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# True
But not too fictitious, to stop all sorts of international nawty types willing to chuck used dollars at anyone who can produce an ampule of the stuff. (even though no one is entirley sure what it to do with it once they have it)

Edit: And yes what are these broth based japes?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# All the cool kids play with Beige Hafnium
What's a courier's favourite soup?

And

What's a bureaucrat's favourite soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Oxtail and minnestroni
/I have no idea blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
Dispatcho

and

Administrone!

I thought these jokes were



(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Oooooooo
I was close!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ooooh, that church one is very haunting! awesome as always, V!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Lovley
and a billion internet tokens for breaking the gayshift freebase chain
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# anythings better than that shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# at this stage i have to grudgingly agree.
IT'S TIME TO MOVE TO NEW PASTURES, FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# ^ please!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I just don't like to see people chomping at dirt when there are lovely green fields elsewhere
LET THE GRASS GROW BACK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# all I can see is a field of shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# then go for a walk
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# take your own advice mate.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# For pity's sake
Does it matter what populates the board when you're not on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I think you'll find it was on the board when I came here this morning...so what's you point

am I not allowed to say anything now?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# It's all right, I don't care really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# NEITHER DO I!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I'm already up to the Brendle Showcase
but then I got taken out by a Karachi death squad :(

www.b3ta.com/board/9618930
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ooh, free Brendle!
 
SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm going to be interviewed by Jack Nicholson
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ASK HIM WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING A WEREWOLF I BET IT WAS PRETTY SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I DID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# NO, PUTTING EVERYTHING IN CAPS AND PASTING HIS FACE ON RANDOM PICTURES IS HILLARIOUS
RANDOM LAMA RAPE CRAZINESS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# HEY, FUCK YOU Ad7
DO A SHIT YOU STUPID SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# THIS IS A LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS
argh, 5k milestone coming up! Time to shave the 'region'.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# OMG LOL AWESOME!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND HAVE FUN?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPS LOL AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# HEASR I BAKED A CKE<>.
 


rip aron spelling rforeva in or harts ♥
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# yeah I used to do a lot of Charlie Sheen but I don't do nearly as much Sheen as I used to
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# oh shit now i feel bad about walking away for a while
hhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Ah hah
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# VVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVvvvvvvvVVVVVV\
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# YOU MUST MAINTAIN THE FITNESS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# BLOODY REPEATS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I've finally worked out who you really are....
The world must be told!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha!
"You locked me in the cellar and you fed me PINS! PINS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Maggots on toast?
EDIT: Instead of black it should read 'RAIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Haha
You're on to something here. The fast show wasn't a comedy sketch show, it was a window in to popular b3tans' futures.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# black! black! black!
black!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Racist!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins mother!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Like the endless blackness of space that leads to the chasm of clams
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I don't remember this scene in 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# MY eyes! My eyes are pies!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# And yours are lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
Why is it always raining in your pictures Johnny?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I like the second and the last one best

Damnit, Vagabond, when are you going to make a consistent story out of these?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ^this!
they're extra ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# needs to be a private detective film-noir type thing!
"The name's Horowitz. Jake Horowitz. I'm a flat-foot, a gumshoe, a private eye. Call it what you will, but for me the time was up.

I was just out of hospital; took a bullet not 2 months ago - what a case that was; sometimes you just have no idea what you are getting into. After that, I had decided to call it quits, get a safer job - working on the trolleys as a ticket inspector - something mundane. Then SHE walked into my office - a dame like you've never seen.

Once again, I was going to get myself involved in a situation I couldn't control..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Needs more Sam & Max
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# You crack me up, little buddy!
Edit: Hahaha, ace sig! "Hmmmm, tastes a bit nutty"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Sick 'em up, Max!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# All very woosome :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)