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# What's up with Google and Smileys?
I just did a Google search for ':)'. ZERO results: nothing, nada. What's up with that? Does Google ignore puctuation?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Why did you google search it?
Checking your spelling?

ANSWERS!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# work! (oddly)
I'm trying to conduct research into the typed smiley, and all previous search results seemed to focus on the pictorial variety. Silly, silly internet.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# In that case, as I have just done your work for you.
I want paying!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# time and a half too-it's Saturday!!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
# you post deleting tart.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Despair.com owns the sad smiley :(
fact
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# come on we all know demotivation pics are Sooooooo 4Chan
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# sorry,
what?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Ironically, I searched google and found this:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# that's a bit pants
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I can't find approx 3 bags of compost and 2 of manure
as well as my spade.
Can any B3tards suggest where the hell it might be?
Oh, I am also missing a nice fluffy blue pyjama top.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# My motherfucking pizza dough won't rise.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Shocking
I shall make a list of all these things and then post them on every messageboard I can think of.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# There are other other messageboards!!!!!!


(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It ignores everything below "and" and "the"
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# This is untrue.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# allow me to play some sad music for you, to accentuate your plight
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay!
You are a silly :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
#
nice legato action
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# hare on a g string?
genius
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# QUICK!
Have a car i just drew and not worth its own thread anyway.

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# no
the thread isn't worth it's own car
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# drew?.....that's ace
looks like 3d stuff:)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Well;
the wheels are shopped in, although they weren't spinning.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# DAVE!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# As always, SG, your work is glorious!
I love this to infinity!
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I don't know
if you will see this, but thank you! It's not as good as the one in my profile though.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Tedious cunt.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Why the fuck is this still here?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# i couldn't find my virginity anywhere
i looked everywhere and everywhere but no luck
then i realised it was in my hand all along
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# BECAUSE THEY FLY IN A "V" FORMATION
I MEAN, THAT'S THE JOKE HERE, THEY ONLY NEED THE ONE LETTER, BECAUSE OF HOW THEY FLY, IN A "V" FORMATION, I'M NOT SPOILING IT AM I?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# AH FUCK
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I'd put that troll on ignore if I were you
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
# He follows me around
it's fucking annoying.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# If you really want to know,
I know all.

But please don't spam the board.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# here ya go...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)