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# New series on Channel 4....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Mock the Week
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Really?
I hate that show. I hate it more now!
Bugger.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# suuuure ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I love "Mock the Week" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Purely on the basis that it contains Frankie Boyle...
although Dara is a pretty good laugh too.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
It's not that far off though... have you seen Four Weddings?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Heard about it last night. Sounds great!
Is it any good?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# If you like seeing bitchy women
pretending to like each other.
It's utter trash.

Lady S is watching it for 'insipiration' for our upcomings.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# You have upcomings?
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Ta
my one job so far has been to sort out the invitations, which I have so far failed at.

Not looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha that was my one job too!
A free font downloaded from the interwebs, our comms manager with InDesign to sort out the layout, and a few quid on a good local printer - hey presto! High quality invitations and orders of service!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# We're gonna make ours
I have the design done.

Just need to find a quiet hour in the office to print them...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Aaah the Xerox Subsidy...
Fantastac
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Put it off until the last minute.
It's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Are we invited?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# see above
no one's invited yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Congratters!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Ta, Mrs T
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# When do they weld on the ball and chain?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# June 5th
No ball and chain involved though.

I just want her teachers pension

*rubs hands together*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha....get this on the TELLY NOW!!
PRIMETIME!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# come die with me
come die, lets die away..
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You're working for Channel 4 now?
hehe would certainly have more life in it than Big Brother.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# brilliant, but fuck me, 3000 pixels high and 130k
rules man, remember the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about.
:D

It was a bit big wasn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Don't worry about it, the mods don't
(See FP)
Arse, he changed it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
Ninja edit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# His or mine? ;)
It was 488k when he posted it last night, and it FP'd immediately. Always suspicious....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yes,
clearly the first 2801 members of b3ta are all mods.
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# LOUD NOISES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Won't be long
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha....
You wicked you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Karrieren und Stellenangebot

Wir bieten Ihnen eine offene Vakanz an. Dieses Stellenangebot ist
beschraenkt und gilt nur fuer die Buerger Deutschlands.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Was für eine Schande
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha
wooo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more Jeremy the annoying Horse.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I would
rather watch this than the real thing.
(lionelthefox is sleeping on, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# So you're telling me all those young people are going to die one by one?
And what do they win? Money? You can't take it with you...

Apart from that, not bad - 6/10 :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
#
There's a bit of a flaw to this game... the last contestant won't get a rating because all the other contestants will be dead by the time they get to him. Alternatively the last person to die automatically wins, thereby rendering the rating system entirely pointless...
(irregular, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Fresh meat!
A new contestant each episode to replace the dead one.

Simple.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)