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# politics, nothing to see here. Move on..


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# pssst
I saw your cake/breadmaker making comment down there... got a recipe? (or a link to one?)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# YES
wait, let me find it

50g golden caster sugar
175g butter
3 medium eggs (that's medium sized, not eggs laid by mediums)
225g self raising flour
100g chopped glace cherries
75g grated MARZIPAN (in practice we put about twice this in)
60ml milk
15g toasted flaked almonds

1. Cream butter & sugar together then beat in eggs one at a time
2. Add flour, cherries, marzipan & milk and mix well
3. Line the breadmaker with baking parchment and shove the mix in
4. Sprinkle almonds on the top
5. Takes 55 min in our breadmaker but I guess it could just go in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *glees*
\O/
Edit:You utter star! Cheers fella...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# WrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrong
No to marzipan, NO!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ...Why must we fight like this?
Will there never be peace between our tribes.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# *raises the AntiAlmond banner*
*hopes to gather troops*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Don't bring your hate crimes here
Mmmmmm Almonds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# They taste like cyanide
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Mmmmmm Cyanide
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# "legalize chutney"
*petitions*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# NOW LOOK
don't start this again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# You Mrs,
are a woman after my own heart :D

Battenburg would be awesome if it were not for the Marzipan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# !
*wanders off muttering about bloody Philistines*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Aha!
You can be my second in command! Right, General Whoop!, let's get recruiting. Press gang if necessary.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Well Flowerpot and The Great Architect
are both on our side as far as I know....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I believe so
They can be Lieutenant-Generals if they wish.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# who the hell is tony blair
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# he is President of the Universe
and ex-King of the Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# a god-bothering mass murderer
and a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# and a slimy photogenic stooge
mass produced to trick us into believing night is day
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Wasn't that Jesus?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# haha
he was the worst mass murderer ever

saved loads of people and managed to get himself killed

(apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Oh God!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# 0_0
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# gah!
utterly terrifying and brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha...that's one HOT "eurozone"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Why would you post this
why would you think of this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ...
That's rich Mr "Is it a bean or is it a tit"?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Excuse me, there's a bucket outside I have to throw up in
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Eeeek.... so much sagginess.
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# haha brilliant
we've all been stitched up good and proper, haven't we?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# This magnificent horror would be even more despicable with a bit of animated shivering.
Or am I just being greedy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# QUICK!
APPLY THE VALIN FILTER :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha!
Agreed. With hindsight, no fucker needs to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :S
This has given me the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *substitutes the word "fear" for "horn" for comdey effect....
I really am just not trying today.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Arf!
You found me out Chutters dear boy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# AAAIIEEEE!!
my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# very good, sums it up nicely!
.
and of course there's: stopblair.eu
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# "He had the blackest eyes.. the Devil's eyes"
Brr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)