*sings*
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!
while you've a Lucifer to light your fag
smile boys that's the stuff!
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:22,
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while you've a Lucifer to light your fag
smile boys that's the stuff!
We used to sing
Autumn days when the grass is jewelled
and the silk inside a chestnut shell
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
All these things I love so well
So I mustn't forget
no I mustn't forget
To say a great big thank you
I mustn't forget
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28,
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and the silk inside a chestnut shell
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
All these things I love so well
So I mustn't forget
no I mustn't forget
To say a great big thank you
I mustn't forget
hehe we used to sing this too.
also:
Gods love is like a circle
a circle big and round
and when you see this circle
no ending can be found
and so the love of jesus
goes on eternally
like a never ending circle
enclosing you and me
(also jubelate sp?)
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:34,
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Gods love is like a circle
a circle big and round
and when you see this circle
no ending can be found
and so the love of jesus
goes on eternally
like a never ending circle
enclosing you and me
(also jubelate sp?)
Lucifer loved God and refused to worship his creation man, so was cast out of heaven
god and man, what a bunch of cunts
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23,
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Didn't Lucifer try to overthrow God or something?
Or did I just make that up?
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:25,
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you just made that up
although it's no doubt written in the newer bibles, the ones with Miley Cyrus on the cover
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26,
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Haha, excellent
"Religion for Dummies", I believe was the title?
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:43,
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Aye,
he attempted a coup. It were fucking mental! LOL! All demons were once angels ^_^
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27,
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You agree with me, but Happy Toast says I'm wrong...
I'm so confused :(
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32,
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it depends which bed time story book, I mean bible you read
early ones simply say Lucifer refused to love man more than he loved god so was banished, later ones made him in to more of a god hater and then big horned monster to keep the idiots scared and money flowing
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35,
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I think a lot of the lucifer story
that we know is taken from Paradise Lost, to be honest. Fuck knows where Milton found it. I think there's some material in the Apocrypha that lend support to it to, but in the Bible we know and love in Protestant and Catholic nations, Satan first appears in Job as God's poker-partner, gambling on whether they can fuck up the most holy man on Earth enough that he'll curse God's name.
God, eh? What a fucking pikey cunt.
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44,
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God, eh? What a fucking pikey cunt.
Our survey says no.
Genesis 3 you fool! The Garden of Eden? The Serpent?
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:51,
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Identification of the Serpent with Satan
is also a result of dogma. (That's dogma, not Dogma, the acclaimed Kevin Smith movie.) Point me anywhere in Genesis that says
"And the serpent, who was called Lucifer and was a heavenly body cast down from Heaven for refusing to worship Adam and inexplicably present in Eden -- and probably also in the right, since the mighty YAHWEH would later demand that no-one worship anyone but Himself which suggests he was a bit soft in the head, said to Eve, 'Go on, eat the fucking apple, bitch! By the way, I'm the king of Hell.' "
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55,
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"And the serpent, who was called Lucifer and was a heavenly body cast down from Heaven for refusing to worship Adam and inexplicably present in Eden -- and probably also in the right, since the mighty YAHWEH would later demand that no-one worship anyone but Himself which suggests he was a bit soft in the head, said to Eve, 'Go on, eat the fucking apple, bitch! By the way, I'm the king of Hell.' "
Well that's the story.
Although, I don't remember reading that in the bible ever. I guess Kevin Smith just made it up for Reaper ;)
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39,
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It's not Biblical
or at least I don't think it's in the Bible we use (whether Protestant or Anglican or Catholic). I don't remember the apocrypha well enough to say whether it's in any of the Orthodox Bibles or whatnot, but to be honest I doubt it. I think it's all a later development.
There's many things that aren't Biblical. You can even argue that the Trinity isn't Biblical -- there's a lot of Christians, generally orthodox, who don't believe that weird piece of doublethink and will happily argue, from a position of much more strength than me, that it's extra-Biblical and not even in the batshit-insane letters of Paul.
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:50,
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There's many things that aren't Biblical. You can even argue that the Trinity isn't Biblical -- there's a lot of Christians, generally orthodox, who don't believe that weird piece of doublethink and will happily argue, from a position of much more strength than me, that it's extra-Biblical and not even in the batshit-insane letters of Paul.
Lucifer, and others tried to question and overthrow God, So God kicked them outa his crib..yo
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30,
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God and Lucifer helped create earth
Lucifer was dicking about with animal parts sticking them randomly together, thus the platipus.
God wasn't happy and kicked him out
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27,
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Lucifer was dicking about with animal parts sticking them randomly together, thus the platipus.
God wasn't happy and kicked him out
I hope that's a joke, the Platypus hasn't made its way in to the bible surely?
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33,
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'they' ripped out the platipus volumes of the bible :(
(is everything I say going to be taken serious now?...for fuck sake)
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:38,
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Darwin's theory doesn't disprove the existence of God, but rather weakens the story of Creationism
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:25,
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Is everything everyone else says going to be taken serious now?
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44,
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"for fuck (sic) sake"
Which could be a nice drink in Japan, as a precursor to some sexy lovemaking involving sushi. Not redsushi.
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Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:47,
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Which could be a nice drink in Japan, as a precursor to some sexy lovemaking involving sushi. Not redsushi.