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# They misjudged their target audience with the new release

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# haha
hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I would play this
100% of FACT! Also, I won't every play Modern Warfare 2 again. Gratuitous for the sake of being so...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Much better . . . it might even have some drive by blessings !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Haha! Yes quite :)
Have a *click* Chris, and speaking of fluffiness

I had to shoot some zoologists this afternoon inside the Meerkat enclosure. It was hard work. They don't stay still stay for a moment, so you have to compose your shot on your feet as they are scurrying around you, and then have to deal with them in person! Click for big







(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I remain incredibly jealous of your job
In fact, this just pushes my jealousy that one step closer towards "very jealous".

But why did you have to shoot the zoologists? Were they causing trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Does have it's moments, my job
Somehow being covered with mud and meerkat shit didn't seem to matter on the tube home earlier :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Oh come off it Jah...
you know you love it. Being covered in Meerkat shit, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# People were leaving the carriage I was on at an alarming pace
the more my journey wore on, the more I think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# had you smelled of your own feces
this would be understandably upsetting. But as it is, you do have an amazing job. THere's no denying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# they think your camera is food!
SHINY food!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Amazazing
as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Do they purr ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# High pitched and 'urgent' chirping
it's always apparently urgent, whatever they are on about
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# They are Pakis
trying to sell you electronics.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# i used to like you
now i want to kill you, curse you and your access all areas.

jammy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# as Tribs said
you have one of the toppest jobs in the country
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It can be rewarding
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ahh the slender tailed meerkat. member of the mongoose family
they eat jaffa cakes and read chomsky in their natural habitat of the groucho club.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# please tell me you've met Terry Nutkins
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha, they're very cute

And they seem to use just about anything as a vantage point. I see some sexy possibilities here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ....
....Did you compare them?
ffs, no-one else asked it. I feel it is my duty....stop looking at me like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# WANT
then want a mini suit and jacuzzi.

simples.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# this is brilliant
meerkats FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Never played GTA
But I would play this. If only for the Kittin missions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# At the end of the game you are put in a room with 7 kittens
you have to round them up and put them in a basket

Its apeshit hard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# If you go round to the old folks home and tell stories
then they reward you with a fluff lined basket.

Makes the last level a lil easier ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Hahha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# aw that's nice
for added nice (not worth a thread of course) I made one of the cut-out battenburgs from The Magic of Chutney. It was fun to do in a coffee break and made me want to go out and buy a real battenburg :)



ad execs take note....
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Caaaake!


Someone should make a press-out-and-make book of b3ta 3D crafty things like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# That wizard employs the Battenburg Invocation!
He must be stopped lest the Bakers Of Yore descend to this plane to take matters into their own hands etc..

EDIT: clicks btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# His attempt at summoning the Swiss Roll of Doom wasn't so successful
www.b3ta.com/board/9453788
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh no!
Poor wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# THe Fifth element
on a budget?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ha ha my work here is done :D
top work that man!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# HaHa
How lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *wants*
*orders*
*waits for delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha!
flufftastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Best of The Week, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
that's fucking great.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)