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# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)
# SCIENCE.
BUT

What is the chap on the front cover of the frog's newspaper reading?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:27, archived)
# HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Oh that rag.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
#
The Cunt™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Gynaecology Today?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# No thanks, I've already eaten
Happy Candleday Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# thanx, Mr. lugosi
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# he's been reading David Baddiel Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# OH HENK
WHY WON'T YOU OPEN YOUR HEART AND LET ALL OF US IN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# BUY FROGS
     SELL DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Buy seven dick, get one dick free

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# hahah--allow me to pea on your theme
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:29, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!!!!
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# thank you muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# needs more "this compo is shit" and
"my idea was better but nobody voted for it".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# wives with bears' noses
:p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# "is it wednesday yet?"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# haha
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post571475

NOBODY VOTED FOR IT


This is a lie, it appears to have been fairly popular, but since Rob posted a shit idea just above it that no-one sane would have voted for, that's what got run.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Oh, it's NOSY wives
I saw this last week and thought it was NOISY wives, which made no sense but made me laugh

Now I get it, and I also laughed... again... er...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:50, archived)
# maybe you're just too easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:52, archived)
# happy candlemas
er, in two months
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Thanks and 10 points for the wish
4 for arithmetic ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# happy candle melting day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# yahaha--too cool!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahahah
:DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# HAPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# thankewe!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Reddit!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Ning!
TJ: I fking despair, I really do. I was asked to send a bunch of logos to a client via a third party, who has now replied asking fo them to be put in a word document before sending on. JUST SEND THEM AS I FKING SENT THEM. Why did I bother optimising and resizing them then?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
*pats on shoulder*

We've all been there, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hah
I hope they choke on their lovely new bitmaps
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
# heheheh
the paaaaain

I had a technical manual to format the other day, from a very large automotive company, most of whose stuff is in Framemaker or ID

not this one - the fuckers had done it in Excel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Then they'll come back and say
"these logos are rubbish quality. This work is appalling, we're not paying you"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# yep
and they'll upload them in the wrong aspect ratio.

"They look squashed"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCC etc
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# word document?
Oh man!

I take it they're going to use them internally only and never have them commercially printed

Some people have NO idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# they're gonna fax it to the printer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Can you make the circles rounder?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# "Can it be more...sexy? You know - slick. Dynamic."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahahahah
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# reddit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Arf! Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Bang on the money!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)