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# Angry German chick destroys car with an axe
I am a spammer and I have a tiny penis. Also, I am a girl.
(Funzine, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Hi there funzine,
this should go on the links board, but I guess that you will be screamed at for spamming there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hello new person :)
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt

(getting in there first)

I think you want /links :)

edit: damn, beaten to it. what's this place coming to, when you can't even call someone a cunt without some other cunt doing it first?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Bunch of fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# the cuntyfucking lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
#
You're about to be raped. Hold on, grit your teeth & try to enjoy it.

/links is for links

This board is for pics you've made yourself.

Thank you please
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# *pulls up a chair*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I'm not going to have a happy new year now
Thanks, dick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# show me your bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# good evening boss
i wish to buy shoes
can i buy shoes from you?

FUCKING SHOES MUTHAFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# WHERE IS THE WOLLASTONITE
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# good point
well made :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# FTW Brandow, Freebase and GMOS !
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# lol, madness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Haha, not seen this before.
That's the most furious round of applause I have ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# what film is this from?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# The 17th in the Star Trek movie franchise,
Citizen KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# That would be the superlative
Citizen Kane. CF Kane is applauding a performance of a very badly sung opera - the leading soprano of which is his second wife Susan Alexander. He had to build the opera house for her because no respectable opera house would cast her.
I could go on for ages about Citizen Kane; about how Orson Welles chose the soprano who's voice we hear and about the writing of the mock opera but I want to stay here on b3ta please

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Haha, 1.4mb of fail images
NICE ONE B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# wheeee
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# This scares the bejesus out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
That was a funny video! Thank you for sharing it with me. :)
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Choke on steaming dogshit.
Video that and post it, and you'll get a click for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)