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# Yes I have read the faqs, I've been here long enough to know better and I know this isn't talk but
I need a favour.

My god son has been in and out of hospital (8 weeks in traction isn't fun for a ten year old) and needs cheering up.

His favourite cake is battenburg and I was hoping to use some of the wonderful images to make him a happy montage/card type thing.

Please can you helpful B3TAns post me up some of your battenburg pics (especially the rubiks cube one, he'll love that).

I assume I will also be flamed, but as long as I get some pictures I'll be happy.

Edit: you're all stars, thank you for your help and good wishes.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# There's monkeon's simulator thing:
www.monkeon.co.uk/battenberg/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Think he'll love that. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# This is the nicest we've been to a all text post in 5 fucking years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I'm proud of us
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Troo Dat
I think I smell a "one word compo" coming on. Or has it bindun?
Judging from the sheer weight of Battenburg-based lunacy on here I would suggest that maybe it has...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Don't have a pic but
Best wishes to the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ^this :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ^this too :)
Wishing your godson all the best, and a speedy recovery.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# yeah one sec....
*goes rummaging*




Download the pdf here
Hope he feels better soon!

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# This could come in handy!
do you have a teacup design too?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :D
cup and plate are Denby Arabesque (best 70s ceramics ever made)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# also
#battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# also
b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/pic?q=battenburg for just picture posts
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# My best wishes to your god son.
Also, he has an exceptional palate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Summon the Battenburg!


Hope your godsprog gets well soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# :)


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# reminds me of
#meatenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# 8 weeks?
Christ. He'll be about 12' tall...

Nasty. I was in traction for a week when I was small; that was no fun at all. 8 must be horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# cattenburg

I think that's all I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Awwwww!!!!
I want that as my desktop!! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Sorry, don't have one
but wish him all the best
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Always happy to oblige...






(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# That's the cookie
Couldn't find the rubiks one as I'm a complete luddite.

Thanks very much, may your kittens forever be shiny
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# give him a little history lesson too :)
*hope he gets well :)*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I am sadly utterly shit at arts (unless he wants some rain-sodden, gothic battenburg)
But I wish your god son all the best. Most of my extended family are medics, and I know how sad, tiresome, and downright boring it is for people in traction - particularly kids.

Hope he's out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I wouldn't say you're shit at the arts
just that your stuff might not be the cheery up a small child needs
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I gots a pretty poor battenlime
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Sadly mine is animated, and Future Cards do not yet exist.
That's not going to stop me reposting in a Battenberg thread though, and wishing your god son a speedy recovery.


(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I still love this
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I have no pics
but I approve of this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)