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# Eeeep!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# That's the last time
I spaff on my belly
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# NEVER MIND THAT.
IT seems some boffins have found a way of using computers to alter photographs.
richardwiseman.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/can-you-solve-this-ghost-photo/
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# clearly Prince William had popped in for a cup of tea
and finding nobody in the house, he peeked through the window, only o find the house owner posing for a photograph in the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Looks real to me
/wants to believe
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# its all real!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Oh bloody hell!
Nurse! Need a plaster over here please...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# .. maybe two
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Ye Gods!
Are you psyching yourself up?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Fingers crossed it won't be like this.
All natural and quick (ish) last time!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Yes indeed!
I'm sure it will all go swimmingly.

If you're investing in a birthing pool, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hospital, please.
Equipment and nurses for us.
Rather than dolphin music and joss sticks.
Each to their own, though, eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hospitals and easy access to drugs/nurses/machines that go 'ping'
is always the best way.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Easy access to nurses and drugs
Is ALWAYS the best solution.

To anything at all.

That's scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I can find no fault with your logic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# little S was born at home with no drugs
the at home bit was planned, the 'no drugs' bit was the ideal, but we had them on standby, however the midwife who was authorised to give them was stuck in traffic. (another midwife was there on time - just!)

Luckily all was well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Too right!
Birth plan? We planned to do what we were told by the professionals!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ^this.... in fact 100% this
We have written on the birth plan... Something to the effect of..

"If you need any archaeology doing while we are here, we will be happy to help. Otherwise we are glad to be under your care and are happy to go with whatever you think is best for us (as we are not medical professionals and are not going to start trying to be now!)"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# twice now we asked for the birthing pool
and twice the little blighters darlings turned up before they could run the water

speedy births ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# that beef in black bean sauce could do with more beansprouts and peppers
and you with an impending molelet!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# mrs monstrinho had a cesarean
i made a very conscious choice not to look past the curtain. I did not want that memory
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# there are bits of people that aren't meant to be seen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# bits on the inside generally
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I made a very conscious choice not to look at the curtains....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# O_o I take it he had the special....
"...That's what I ordered! Change my order to the soup!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha urgh!

(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# hahha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# They mostly come out at panto season...
Mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Aaaarrgghh!!!
More terrifying than the original!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaarggh!!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# First office lol I've had on B3ta in ages...
And it was a proper outburst.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha..........brill:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# It's an asshole!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)