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[challenge entry] *prepares for spang*

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(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# sexy nurse
made me drop my spanging pan
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# she's talking out of her muff
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# don't they all?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# *reply of the day*
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
#
hahaha so she is.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# The correct medical term
is "lady's front bottom".
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Or Clungeous Autonomous.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Yay for sexy nurse
unfortunately Richard Chamberlain is rather putting me off my stroke
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# You can swim and browse at the same time?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# that's the ipad for you!
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# was there any need for the inclusion of "cunting"?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# or "twatting" for that matter?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Are we needs-testing posts now?
Because if so most of us are in trouble.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# agreed
anyway, Dr Kildare is a very angry man.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# it's cos he can't work out which fake tan to use
St. Tropez...or Fake Bake...St. Tropez...or...hmm
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I like
the randon pissdiddling swearing, I think it adds cockrogering gravitas.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# yeah... but what do you know?!
you don't even own a monocle!
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *drops bifocals*

(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Sorry, I meant
*drops mingecracking bifocals*
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# No one drop the f-bomb, okay. People wont like that.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# huh?
did I miss the memo about swears?

bollox I say!!!
If it's ok to spell cunt in a shop with jars, then it's fine here.


twattycuntytitfartypooo etc
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# It's ttssattsr dude
don't get all very.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Oh you didn't just it's ttssattsr dude.
You didn't.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# No need to get all very about it.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I'm glad you didn't drop the f-bomb. I don't think I could take it if you did.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# It's all getting a bit very.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Yes
quite a bit fucking very, the cunts.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# oh dear...
I appear to have upset you... do you want a nice warm glass of milk and a lie down?
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I just don't like swears. I don't swear and I find it very upsetting.
Very upsetting.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# slow loris says it's ok
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I can see a cat and a dog.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# :D
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(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# oh fuck :D
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 17:36, archived)
# awesome haha
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# But that's what makes it!
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# really though, does it?!
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Mmm-hmm
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I know hubare
it's a fucking disgrace.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I hope you know, you've let me down.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I've let you down, I've let my mother down
but, most importantly, I've let myself down.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I like to let myself down gently
to avoid jarring my spine
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# reminds me of some shit joke
about a pin going to balloon school

or something
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I just stick a pin in my belly
and fly round the room making farting noises.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Have you not seen the Exorcist?
There's always room for 'cunting'
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
nice, very cunting nice.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
My Mum *hearts* Richard Chamberlin.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh *SpANG*

(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# SPANG
:D
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# fantastic! :D
*spangs back*
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# spangings are given where spangings are due
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Yay for old jokes!
(, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Haha excellent
(, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I'm going to start
calling all octopuses 'Lovecraft' from now on.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)