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# wow, dead board...
the board really died...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:13, archived)
# aha, day shift clocking in
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:14, archived)
# day shift?
it's too early for day shift!

/eastern standard time

/edit: and now I'm off to bed. Class registration happens at 9.30 AM tomorrow.
Or today.
Or something.
Either way, it's only eight hours away.

Night all.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# nite
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)
# nope...
nocturnal canadian still awake
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# hey!
this board ain't dead.
I was just busy making another pointless animation..

this isn't it, but I found this today when updating my site:

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)
# oooh fluffy...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)
# okay
I'll post my new one then.
It is pointless, I assure you.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)
# alrighty,
i look forward to it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:26, archived)
# boing! boing! boing!


cheers rawr & hopping evil bunny!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA...
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:55, archived)
# hahahah
awesome!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# *sigh*
..it must be that time of the night when I start fucking with other peoples' pictures..
;p
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# ..of course
if either of you want this pic, it's yours.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)
# i think i need to do some more...
but alas i need inspiration
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)
# its really strange when you happen to be listening
to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' song 'Pin' when watching this image.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 7:54, archived)
# Someone taught me how to use director
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# bleeeeeuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhh
dog nose pizza...!

woo.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING MSN!!!!
I am trying to have a nice conversation with a friend and it keeps fucking logging me out and not letting me back in.

In the middle of a fucking sentence too.

Bastard, bastard Bill Gates - I will kill you with my bear hands if I ever meet you in person.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# Bear hands....
...rowr.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)
# someone mention my hands?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)
# Yes...
...I would like to use your hands to rip Bill Gates's throat from his neck.

If that's OK with you.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:09, archived)
# I'll post them up to you, don't need them for a week
or would you like me to do it for you and I could leave a card saying "MB sent me"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:14, archived)
# i fear
bear hands
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)
# much like
tiger feet


incidentally, i've sussed out how i'm going to go to bed at a sensible time tomorrow night - i'm not going to go to sleep until then

that'll learn me
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)
# tiger feet?
that's neat!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)
# I really love your tiger feet
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:09, archived)
# poor bear
give him his hands back.

or her, if you took them from a girlie bear.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# hello sweetheart
is this you back for good!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)
# yeah
I was having problems with it earlier to.

I was ready to kill bill gates before that, though

/really gone
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)
# Problem:
I have been 'shopping pics and stuff for the board, but I can't post them because I dont have a webspace. I have a msn group, but for some reason or other, it doesnt want to upload my pics...

Can anyone suggest any other alternatives?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)
# what he said
I'm off too.

night night everyone
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)
# g'night!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# g'night m'dear
i'll be off too ackshilly

it's nearly wednesday

g'night kids
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)
# Kudos to you
Thanks a bunch for that!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# is this a pic of you?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)
# Damn straight
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)
# read this carefully...
Spoon's MSN how to

...it tells you everything you need to do to use MSN.

[edit] Actually, MSN messenger has been acting up all night - it might be a problem with MSN itself.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# I think its more my connection or something
it allows some pics to upload but not others

*burns microsoft to the ground*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# See...
...my edit above.

It keeps kicking me out of MSN and then not letting me log back in.

Bastards.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# i was about to say
i've had no problems with it tonight

then i realised i'd forgot to even start it up tonight

just as well eh...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# good night fucksticks.
may budgies forever follow you round and peck at the soles of your feet, every time you lift your foot up just past budgie-head-height, so it gets really irritating when you walk, and may a labrador shit on your driveway, causing you to absentmindedly change channels on your TV's, meaning you switch from watching the news, to the all day, 24 hour shopping channel, upon which you buy a silver plated cigar cutter which you will plan to insert into a life size wax model of glen hoddle and his sordid crew of nefarious sea cucumbers.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# night to you too
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# that post was meant to just say "see ya"
need sleep.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# it doesn't though
/obvious
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# she's right you know
/obvious
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)
# my cat's breath
smells like cat food.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# So does mine
It's freaky
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# i bent my wookiee
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# cock off
lovey!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# goodnight, although
in that case i'd walk via the gift of 'sliding'
i have no driveway
i don't watch TV that much
i can't afford a silver plated cigar cutter
i don't need a wax model of glenn hoddle - he lives in my loft
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)
# you'll be ok then. but michael fish, esteemed weatherman and C-List celebrity, is FUCKED.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)
# he qualifies as
a celebrity?

i'm not far off being famous then
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# awww.... isn't he just the cutest little...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# he wears a motorcycle helmet
under his skin!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# I..
..wear a layer of silver foil next to my skin
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)
# are you from
the isle of man?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)
# Yes....
...but I don't like it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)
# Neither...
...does my sister.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# Yes!
Yes!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)
# nice motorcycling there...
i love the race!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)
# It's....
.....the deviants!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
satan baby! satan baby! ARGHHHH!!! THERES A MONSTER ON MY oh wait its my hand again.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# were you...
wanking as you typed that?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# i dont know, i was too busy trying to fend off the monster that was trying to eat my cock....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# Yeah
sorry about that.
;p
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)
# wurgh....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)
# @$%# *&$ #@&*!?!?!

Sigh... School on Wednsday. It's been a short summer.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# ha ha! schoolie!
i dont go back till october.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# ha ha! schoolie!
i'm never going back
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# gimme 2 years and im out of here...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# ha ha!
schoolie
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# school tomorrow :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# 11 days.
Yay
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)
# hah
I have 1 week until a 2 week holiday, followed by a 1 week gap until uni starts - hee hee hee
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# 4 weeks for me
and then i have 2 weeks holidays and then exams and then two weeks revision and then *ack* TEE (equicalent to A-levels. i think)

Weep a little tear for me...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# TEE?
where do you live?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# MIIIINNNNDDD
PIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# what's TEE?
what country are you in?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# TEEpiss
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# ewww
i didn't piss in your beverages
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# ewww
stop it the both of you
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)
# im down under
In Perth, Western Australia
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# that makes more sense.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# yeah
americans don't really have the equivalent of a levels.

I thought maybe it was one of the new education tests they're implementing. Texas or maybe Tennessee

I really don't know what I was thinking
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# i was thinking "boobies are cool"
but that had no bearing on the conversation whatsoever, so i didnt say it out loud.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)
# hahahaha
you just did though!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# well yeah, i did then, cos it had bearing on that PARTICULAR conversation.
and OH FUCK THERES A MONSTER ON MY ARM, oh no wait thats my hand...


neeeeeeeeeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# go to bed then!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# sleep is for the
weak

are you weak tomothy?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# i am strong, like ultimate badger.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# no sleep is for the week
and since it's monday, I think I need to go that way
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# what time is it in
kitty land?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# 11:22
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# my first class
is in less than 12 hours

:(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# you're lucky in a way
i wish i had something to wake up for
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:19, archived)
# thats not lucky...
i wake up just in time for countdown, with my hero richared whiteley
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)
# not having anything to wake up for is good
because then you don't have to wake up
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)
# i dont really get much choice,
what with the scallies on mopeds outsid emy house, and the neighbours on BOTH fucking sides that always seem to be doing DIY.....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:21, archived)
# I've had several people in my building move out
so the maintenence guys have been working.

They've woken me up at 9am yesterday and today...

grrr
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)
# yes, but
unemployment is becoming scarily depressing

i'd rather have a crap job than live like i am at the moment - i may just give up and get a job at sainsbury's or something soon - can't seem to get a 'proper' job
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)
# yikes
I love having no responsibilities

I hate having no money though
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# it's the money thing
that troubles me

i owe the band about £120 for the CD we're releasing soon - i have absolutely no way of paying it back just yet
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# I'm sure they'll understand
if it's a bit delayed
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# nooooooooooo bands dont work like that.
guaranteed theyll all be out of pocket too. Ill tell you from personal experience, without serious label backing, every penny you have goes on your band....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)
# except for the drummer
the rest of the lads have far too much money for their own good
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# wow.
we're all fucking skint....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# so are
me and drummer boy
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)
# 5:22 here.....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:19, archived)
# yep
6 hours later...

I was there for 3 weeks, you know ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)
# and oddly
it's 5:20 here
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)
# yeah well
not all tears.

straight after the final exam ( so on about the 20th november) IM GOING ON A MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR.

one car, a few close friends and a very very old map .

and beer. lots of it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# oo, is it for treasure?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# Never thought about that
but it could very well be.

Thats the point of a MYSTERY tour, you just dont know where you are going or what youll end up doing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# Right
I'm really of to bed this time, night all.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# night night
me too, soon
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
[challenge entry] before those newfangled film projectors...


(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# erm
they had walls with red ex's on?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)
# holy shit man
your weapon of choice thing is fucking incredible. seriously one of the best things ive seen in my time on b3ta. I love the bit with the mirrors....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# Thank you
very much indeed.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# hello there!
welcome to b3ta! you'll never leave! i like your user name. if you haven't done so, read through the faq once, it saves a lot of unfluffyness later. welcome :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# :)
heh, thank you, the pic should be better now. im gonna go read the faq.. woohoo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# awwww....
mods are nice : )

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# We have the best mods ever.
/me hugs mods.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)
# Yes
that is remarkable!
woo mods.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)
# who was that masked mod?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# see the little
z in the corner...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# hey you,
whatcha goin to New York for?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# im led to believe that that is where my girlfriend currently is.
owing to the fact that she was accepted inot columbia university there, and the term started on the second. which is today. Although i need clarification of this before i go.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)
# ooooh
are you gonna stalk her.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# I was gonna say that,
but then you said it. So now I don't have to.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
#
yes no.

I'm actually gonna go and find out what the FUCK is going through her head the past couple of months....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# A lot
of dick,
I'm afraid.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# i sincerely doubt it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# hehehe
I never can pass up a cheap shot.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# Kimbo.
..stupid.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# yep
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)
# haha


he called you stupid.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)
# its ok,
i remember everything like that. I'll kick his ass when I meet him....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# Won't.
..puff.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# :-D
we'll seeeeeeeee....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# hehehe
so that's why my late-night stuff never sees front page..

or is it because it's shit?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# sorry to threadjack, but
kitty... if you let me have the fiver, you can have this

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)
# ooh
laptop :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)
# shite
should have masked the background...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)
# ha
ha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)
# hehehehehe :)
so laptop?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)
# you can rent it
for a fiver

but you have to incur all postage charges i'm afraid
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# damn
you don't win then, unless tom doesn't show back up to give his address
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# well you can rent it
next time you're in the uk

50p per minute i reckon
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# nah
I've got computers.

but a powerbook for £5 is a deal!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# oi!
it's only rental
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# yeah
but that wasn't what you said to begin with :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# tell you what
i'll make a powerbook out of household items (being careful not to use more than £5's worth of stuff)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)
# ha!
do it!

I bet you'd get into the newsletter too :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# probably not
it'd have to be a working powerbook to get into the newsletter
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# yeah
I thought that's what you meant

/disappointed
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# well you know how you know about microprocessors and stuff?
do you reckon you could make one out of a matchbox and a few bits of tin foil?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)
# hmm
nope.

I do have odd bits of silicon laying about though. I meant to bring some with me to the uk, now that I think of it, but they probably wouldn't have let me through security with them. they're very very sharp
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)
# hmm
maybe i'll butcher my old commodore amiga and torture it until it thinks it's a mac
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# hehehehehe
though I'm not sure I like what you're trying to say about macs...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# oh really?
and i'm not sure i like what you're saying about Amigas
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# that they need to be tortured to become macs?
I don't really know anything about amigas
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# to be honest
i simply didn't know what you were on about so i just rambled :)

amigas were spectacular - deluxe paint for the amiga was miles better than photoshop, despite being limited to 256 colours and about 12x14 resolution
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# i would actually send you jaffa cakes, providing i can do so for under a fiver
but saying that, i sent a cd to a friend in washington state for about £2, so yeah.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# your address please?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# are you on msn?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# no
can't you use arthur? you were there earlier...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# done
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# I vote for
SEX WITH STOUFFER!
SEX WITH STOUFFER!
SEX WITH STOUFFER!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# I vote jaffa cakes :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# admittedly
the least humiliating option..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)
# and it means I get jaffa cakes
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# bah you don't want it...
looks like a mac... =P
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)
# I like macs :)
and he has a powerbook

/drools
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)
# well if it's the g4 with the widescreen...
i suppose that's tolerable... i just hate the whole 1 button thing... i used to be a mac head
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# i use
a 3-button mouse

and it is a widescreen G4 (but not the 17" one - that's just silly)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# I personally prefer the 1 button touch pad on my ibook
I have wrist problems that regular mice exacerbate though
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)
# the trackpad
makes my hand hurt after a while

that's why i bought a travel mouse (it's small and has a retractable lead for storage - it's quite cute)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# yeah I have one of those somewhere
it's buried under a big pile of stuff I can't find it and moving my wrist like I do, even though I shouldn't, on real mice makes my arm hurt through my wrist to my elbow
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# i lost mine last week
found it in my sock drawer

/no idea
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)
# you have a sock drawer!
I'm still trying to prove I'm the messiest b3tan

I don't know why.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)
# my sock drawer
contains far more than just socks

i honestly think something lives in it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# hmm
I've not bothered to assign a sock drawer.

I don't even know what's in my dresser. hmmm...

I should probably get rid of whatever is though, since I obviously never use it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# that's a stupid reason
no offence, but they work with regular mice, just buy a nice 3 button optical one.

If you're going to spend the extra money to get a mac, you can afford $20 for a mouse..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# that's true, but...
i also am not a big fan of the OSX interface... granted the mac is a wonderful platform, it's secure and such, i just personally prefer my PC
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# although with all the grief my pc has caused me this week
i think i wouldn't mind just going and using my mom's imac
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# that's a good reason
see? wasn't that easier.

I just think everyone should use whatever os they want.

really, as long as you can save files into standard formats, there's no reason to squabble.

I'm a unix geek though. I like owning a unix box
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)
# i have a couple of them too...
but i haven't been arsed to turn them on in a while...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# why not unix on a pc then?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)
# she likes to
be weird different :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)
# it could be cool with the new G5 dual processor mac,
but i'm not a rich man!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# they look
scarily good
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# because that would require formatting and stuff
this one came ready made

(besides, my uni bought it for me)
/lazy
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# you can install a bsd very quickly!
no problem!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# yeah, I've been told
but I'm afraid of not being able to find drivers for my modem or soundcard or cd burner.

I probably will if I ever get the motivation, but for now I find it convinient to have a windows machine for things like kazaa and my music software
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# but
you can't get your cd burner working with windows :P
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# if BSD supported all my hardware
i would run it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# if you're good at tweaking BSD
you should be able to get a fine machine!
OSX is based on BSD!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# yeah
that's a very good point.

I'm waiting for someone to make a financial decision, then if it's ok, I'm going to buy myself an external dvd burner and put the poor old cd burner out of it's misery.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# erm...
what's the problem with your cd burner?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)
# it's 6 years old
it doesn't work reliably any more
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)
# oohh..
i think it's close to death!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# yeah
seems to be.

I bought it used for $79 which isn't a bad deal since they were still over $200 new at the time. It's been nice, but it's time for a new one
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)
# it can't be long
before dvd-burners get cheap!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# yeah
when the blue laser ones come out, the red laser ones will be cheap.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# oh, forgot to mention
my powerbook has a superdrive too

/rubs it in
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# yeah
well my iBook was free!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# bastard
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# they've got a fine documentation:
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# yep
as I say, I'll probably do it one day, but I'm more lazy than I am geeky, so it's just going to stay windows until I get very very very bored one day and do it on an impulse
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:19, archived)
# it is
and it's beautiful
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)
# OK
I'm going to bed now.

So you all have 10 minutes to tell me why you want the £5

PMGT seems to have the best reasons, now all he needs to do is post his address... ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# for more b33r
I've run out now
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# how much beer can you really buy with a fiver
?

besides, drinking isn't any fun
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# depends where you go, and what you buy
i could get drunk on a fiver.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# yeah but why?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# it's more fun than talking to sheep
unless you "cross the line"... :\
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# I could get
more drunk on a fiver
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# thats fighting talk where i come from.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# isn't anything?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# thats fighting talk where i come from.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# exactly
buy me a ticket to NY and I'll come kick yo' ass :P
then we can go for a pint and some ice-packs
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)
# im in manchester though.....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)
# oh
well I could be over there in just 50mins and a few drunk-driving tickets
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# sounds
like a plan
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)
# actually...
if you've not been drinking, you could drive here, I'll give you some drink, then we could fight, no cops involved, so everyone's happy! :D
doh I mean PMGT, but hey vork, you could join in if you like...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)
# i'm in manchester too
but i'm also drunk and my car probably wouldn't survive a 50-mile journey
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# bugger
shall we walk? and fight in the morning?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# i doubt i would survive
a 25-mile walk
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# five pounds would get you 12 beers in canada
FACT!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)
# so i can either:
go find my girlfriend
have sex with stouffer
send you jaffa cakes
give it to someone who really needs it yeah right, like thats gonna happen...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# I'll support the 1st and 3rd causes
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# same here.........
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# Because I still haven't
earnt fuck all from my weapon of choice thing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# Ignore me
it's my own fault for not emailing people back, but that's because I was waiting until my resit assignemnts were out the way.
Infact, I'll email them all in the morning.
and if by a small chance you don't know what i was refering to: clicky for animation . Reason I say small chance is because I wouldn't stop banging on about it when I'd first finished it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about still...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# i be on about
this thing that almost took over my life and stole all my hummus for 3 months.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)
# that's incredible
I wish i had the patience to learn flash
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# I still haven't learnt it
I haven't a fucking clue about action script or interactiveness.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# yeah
the most I've done is make a skating dragon though..

I can use the drawing stuff and motion tween and that's it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# That's about
all I can do, just a lot more of it though.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)
# you did all of
weapon of choice just using motion tweening and drawing?

don't make it sound easy - that'll make me cry
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)
# it's just so big!
I could never do something like that.

If it isn't finished in a few days, I just can't work on it anymore
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)
# Actually
shape tweening for the limbs, which made it a tiny bit more difficult.

But that's it, yeah.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# no offence but
you utter bastard :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# None
taken.
hehehe.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# you should have made it
pay-per-view

like sky box office
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# i'd use it
to find a cure for cancer (i'm going for the "I bet it's something really simple that no one's thought of" approach)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# hehehehe
I don't believe you
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# yeah vork, at least im honest...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# knob off
arse rocket
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# suck tramp penis, you goat molester.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# now that's
classy insulting!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# i consider myself an expert.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)
#
because if you dont

he'll pop a cap in yo ass
and its my mates 18th in a week on Thursday and I've still to buy her something
and i fancy her
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# buy her some skimpy underwear.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# that's no way
to win over the judge of the competition
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# i know how to win her over,
by buying her jaffa cakes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# yeah
but I don't believe you will

you have to do one of the 3 things though, so if you don't end up coming to see your girlfriend, you either have to have sex with stouffer or send me jaffa cakes, ok?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# I'm too far away
it'd cost you more to get close enough to hurt me than just a fiver
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# thanks kitty
it turns out the width number was a wierd constatnt derrived from the width and the density.

yes i was annoyed.

thank you for helping me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# very odd
:/

no problem though :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)
# my reason is so i can support b3ta
and get one of those cool little icons beside my name
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)
# that's a good one too
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# you're not in the uk though
so I don't think you're eligible
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# no, i am in canada
but it can be mailed directly to b3ta in my name
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# although
my step-dad is from blackpool and my real father was born in birmingham....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# that's true
you were a bit late though, and I had already declared tom the winner.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# bah
silly tom... i'll hunt him down and photoshop him to death!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# hahaha
shouldn't be too hard :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)
# Any Kiwis about?


I just want to know if this person is recognisable.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# mum?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# HELEN!
noooooooooo.......!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!
Thanks ... now that I know it's recognisable, it will soon form part of the parade of evilness on my blog. :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)
# Oh dear
..I do support Labour here, but only cos' we don't have much in the way of alternatives.
..like Rodney here, for example..

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)
# What can I say
I'm just evil.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)
# you mean you're
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL?

woo.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)
#
It took me a while like 5 seconds or so :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)
# badgers
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I just went back to it
after posting that, and the audio seemed to have gone out of sync, the first time it was saying mushroom it as still on the badgers.

It's still a work of complete genius though!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# yeah
flash is crap like that.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# Yp, i Knows, jsut thought I'd say
also on the mushroom, the left spot on the top edge, it appears to have no fill/is transparent, I think.
Not meanign to sound like I'm criticsing, I'm not, just thought you may want to know.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# kiss my ass dracula.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Cock off
you cockbrolly!

I just saw all the typos in my last post, i went over it twice checking for them and still missed them.
I think this is a sign I need sleep.
Night people.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# nighty night
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# mental loading screen
anyway! haven't got to the badgers yet.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# fuck me
badger techno!

woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# i cant begin to explain what that has just done to my sleep deprived brain....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# i fear you
and your over-talented ways
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# smell my finger....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# I'M EATING PROCESSED CHEESE.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# smell my cheese, y'mother!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# there's nothing like
hanging out of your bedroom window with a cig in one hand and 3 cheese slices in the other

dribbling on the patio below
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA...
christ! i'm seasick now!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# that really is excellent!
another thing I'm going to get stuck in my head, I'm sure
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# wow
I'm so glad I'm not on drugs
that's excellent!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
badgerbadger

you cunt you had to post this right before i'm going to bed.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Bonkers.
that is all
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# Saved
for future viewing in about an hour..
I'm sure it's very woo though.

woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# YAY!
badger badger badger badger mushroom, mushroom..

lovin' it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)
# that is the greatest thing i have ever seen.
woo yay and a BADGER!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)
# Kitty Meow Meow
I need your huge brain:

I'm trying to help the partner with some calculations at work, but we've got ourselves all confused and argumentative.

Basically we are trying to work out the wieght of something given only the dimensions.

It's glass, solid glass.
the formula partner was using was:
At the moment the length * height * number of sheets of glass = square metres. It is then divided by a preset amount based on the substance (width) of the glass to give us tonnes.

which i make as

(L * H * n) / W = tonnes

I was saying it should be
(L * H * W) * n = Volume

but i can't finish the step to turn that into wieght. I think i need to know the denisty.Please can you (or anyone) tell me the formula to convert volume into wieght.

(yes i've tried using google)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# yes, you need the density
and you're right about the volume

what sort of glass is it? I have resources.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I can give you the density
for pure SiO2 in a few minutes, but most glass has impurities in it.

heavy ones.

Like calcium
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# i hate
calcium

and that's my contribution to this conversation over with
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# wot?
even kraft cheese slices?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# that has made me crave
for processed foods

i'm going to the fridge - i'll be back with processed cheese slices and beer
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# no wonder you feel ill....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# try here
www.memsnet.org/material/silicondioxidesio2bulk/

we use memsnet a lot...it isn't the best, but it's easy to find
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# thanks you!
hugs to you

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# they use a range of different glass
including low iron for solar panels.
I dodn't think it matters given the amounts they are caluclating.
The only one i knoe they fudge the fuigures with) is the glass with the wire in it which wieghs a lot more.

an average for a nice pure glass will be lovley thanks (and do i dived or mulply the volume by the denisity?)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# well
density is kg/m^3 so you multiply times the density to cancel the m^3. just make sure your units are right.

2200 kg/m^3 seems to be about right
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)
# here maybe:
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# hmm
maybe, but you need the density to convert to weight.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# lenght*height*weight *number of sheets * density
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# have a fight over it.
whoever wins is right.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# extra points
for facial damage with the glass.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# even more for glass "insertion"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
#
glasscock? :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)
# ow....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# whoever wins
gets the fiver
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# oo im up for that!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
#
We need to know
A) what dimensions you have already
B) what dimension you're trying to find

This may help, not sure what you're after.
Pulling numbers at random for the purposes of calculation.

Volume = Length x Height x Depth
Density = Weight / Volume

So if for example your sheets of glass are 2m x 3m x 1cm, you're looking at 2x3x.01 = 0.06 cubic metres of glass, per sheet.

If each sheet weight 50kg then
50kg = 0.06 m3
50/6x100 = 833kg per cubic metre
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)
# if you give me that fiver,
ill use £4 of it to have sex with stouffer, and the other quid to buy myself a drink afterwards.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# ew
just... ew
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# so
you've met stouffer then

/coat
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# claws out kitty!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# I'm in a bad mood still
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# happy thoughts happy thoughts
edit: picture removed due to its high content of scrumptiousness
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# but I can't have any!
:(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# if you give me that fiver
ill buy some jaffa cakes and send them to you.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# really?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# maybe.
its better than having sex with stouffer....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# well that's not very good
though the going to new york sounds like a good cause
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)
# or alternatively
I'll put it towards my "get to new york and have sex" appeal.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# that
sounds like a good appeal.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)
# hello
mr jaffacakeshop
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# ahahahaha
unfortunatly i had to go into liquidation on account of eating all my stock.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# the girl is delirious!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# hehehe
that's just one of the names I'm always going to read wrongly

like canyousmellonions is canyonsmellonious
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# why would getting to new york
make you have sex appeal?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# that's
what the quotes were for..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# My purposely
misunderstanding things for comic effect has back fired on me again.
Dash and blast.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# you need an "evil" moustache to twiddle.
that would have made that post so much more menacing, in a 1930's kind of way.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# I'll remember that for future reference.
I was thinking more of a Dr Smith from Lost In Space style comment there.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# i was thinking a kind of dastardley and muttley/silent film baddie type...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)
# errr
i dont really know.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# I shouldn't say these things
I only talked to him for about 15 minutes..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# you dont need to apologise for everything y'know!
we take the piss out of each other, often for no reason! thats what we do! stop apologising!


now tell me to cock off.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# cock off
better?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# much
:-D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# you
twatfearing cockmonger
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)
# you badgerwanking arse fondler
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# s'good this
innit?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)
# fucking great.
you duck spelunker
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# not that i know of
but still... ew
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# youd remember if youd met him....
trust me....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# 1, 2, 3...
click
testing! testing!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# what is it?
I'm not clicking until I know
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
#
a lightbulb flashing on and off making a funny noise
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# you're not wrong!
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# just my new start page!
testing! 1, 2, 3....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# yay!
excellent!

and kaiserific! :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# kaiserific?
that one's new to me...and I like it:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# wonder why that is
:P
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# you
I'd appriciate you not breaking pub scheduler too.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# *sniff*
don't make it breakable.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# It is still
in the same way that you were making your name invisible.

but no javascript or funny tags.

I have to go back to school tomorrow though, and this was my first serious attempt at php and sql
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# i like you
you're different
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# thanks!
please take me to your leaders!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Very nice:)
Night Night b3ta, I'm fucking fucked and need to go bed!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# g'night!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# night
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)
# That is superb
.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)
# thanks!
did it load fast?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Instantly for me
but I'm on broadband.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)
# thanks!
i think it's OK!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# Near misses in scientific history - part 1
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Hehehehehe
I like dogs.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
#
-------------pic

-------------my head
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# ditto
i've chosen not to pass judgement on its quality until i work out what the firk's going on in it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# likewise.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)
# im still no closer to understanding what the fuck is going on.
ill just say "woo!" to be on the safe side...


Woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# i got about 3 sentences into it
and then it all went blurry
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# I'm taking
a quantum mechanics course this semester.

I fear for my sanity
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# im doing a phd in serious drinking this term.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# I have every
confidence in your abilities.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# I prefer
quantum mechanics.

The trip to the uk really made me more anti drinking, where before I was just sort of indifferent to it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# i dont blame you.
In comparison with most countries, we really do have a drinking addiction.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# no we fucking haven't!
we can stop any time we want! it's not an addiction!

/denial
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# I think
I had a pint of cider there, because I liked the way it tastes.

That was about it though.

and a bit of orange juice and vodka at popt_art's but I don't like the taste of alcohol. I'd rather just have the juice
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# i have enough trouble
with multiplication and division
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# if you can figure out one
you can already do the other
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# but backwards.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# and that
is why i can't do either :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Schrodinger's Cat Theory =)
Woo to nerd jokes!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# aha!
I had to look at the file name...


:)

loon
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Alright.
People in the UK: Tell me why you should get a fiver, and it's yours. Go..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# discriminating bastard
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I can't put a fiver in the post to america can I now
Nothing personal :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# itd cost a fiver to send it...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# *fact*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# you could keep it
until I come back.

or send it to the b3tan of my choice
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/1893826
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# sod the fiver
should I have another beer or go to bed?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Have another
I obviously don't need it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# i'm considering another beer
and maybe some food

my innards appear to be behaving after some earlier unpleasantness
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# How about paypal?

Or are we just talking about a gift of a physical fiver?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# physical fiver
I don't have paypal, etc.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# COS ILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU DONT GIVE IT ME.






oops, caps lock.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# So far
you're winning. Kitty, wanna be the judge? :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# ok
how long do I have?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Erm..2 minutes?
This is a spur of the moment kinda thing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# why don't you send it to munkt0n?
to help with arthur
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I'm sending him a tenner.
This is separate :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# whos arthur?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# m3ss3ng3r is dead
long live arthur
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# ok :)
you're very generous
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# I'm just feeling generous now.
Anyway, if you wanna email me your choice (preferably with their home address) then it shall be done. Emails in profile.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# right, will do :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# i tried to send some
today to 4rthur

couldn't remember me flippin paypal email or password

so i'm signing up again with a more recent email address :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# because
you love me

don't you?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# i've never felt so
rejected
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# would me telling you to cock off help?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i just don't
know what's good for me any more
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# a good kick up the arse i think.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# i need a fiver
that's what i need - does anyone have a fiver?

oh... wait.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# because ill put it towards that monkey ive always wanted.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
#
because if you dont

he'll pop a cap in yo ass
and its my mates 18th in a week on Thursday and I've still to buy her something
and i fancy her
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# your giving non UKers a bad name
fuk off
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# Sorry
Was just trying to be nice :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# didn't
sound nice to me

now FUK OFF
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# I was offering anyone who wanted it £5
only reason it had to be in UK was because it'd get lost/knicked on the way out. Sorry :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# oh
um. . . perhaps. . . I misunderstood

sowry
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# yes, but look at it this way.
what the FUCK would you do with a british £5 note outside of britain?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# frame it
your money is more colorful than ours. ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# :-D
Im going to be trading my pounds in for dollars in 2 years time....oh yes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# you can't get good cheese here
or jaffa cakes

or chocolate :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# yes
you continue to taunt me. :p
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# or bacon.....
but still, I can get sun, sex, pissed illegally (again!!! thank fucking god!!!) and shot at. oh wait, i cant get shot at in manchester. scratch that one.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# hehehehe
sun? in new york in the winter?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# as opposed to manchester, at ANY time of the year?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# in the summer in new york
you'd wish to be back in manchester.

unless you were up in the mountains
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# i have never once wished i was back in manchester.
ever. and I have been to hull.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# well
back somewhere that doesn't get up to 100F everyday then
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# i really dont mind the heat.
ever been to turkey?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# nope
I mind the humidity though.

Arizona was ok at 117F, because there was no moisture, but here at 90F is brutal
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# i haven't been shot
but i got mugged twice in one night in manchester a few years ago

it was great
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# I love this city.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# I'm surprised
you want to leave it...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# fiver
does not denote pounds

we have fivers too ya know
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Ah
but PMGT knows me. Do you really have fivers? I didn't think anyone called them that.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# nor did I...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# yes we do
we call five dollar notes, fivers

thats what confused me

and the beer didn't help any
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# I've never heard anyone say that before
I don't get out much though
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# where do you live
and how old are you?

in boston it was standard in the 70s
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# that could be it
I'm 22 and have lived in the south, west and midwest, but never in the northeast
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# well
I am 43, and often feel like I have heard it all

I know better than to assume tho, and i did
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# aw
it's ok :)

I've just always thought of a fiver as being a five pound note. That's probably an assumption too
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# thanks for understanding
your generation is much more international than mine

tho some of us do try
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# :)
I think some of us are more international. Having lived in other countries a lot, I really think americans tend to be very egotistical in general, but that could just be me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# thats just you.
you, and islam.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# hmmm
i dunno.

we don't do it exclusively, but we do.

and we're just as fiercely patriotic, we just have more power
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# I have lived in Mexico
just not in the UK
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# :)
I lived in colombia and kenya for a while :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# yes, but take into consideration the fact that I know dogsbollocks is from reading
which is in the UK, and chances are the fiver he's offering is going to be in stirling, wouldnt you agree?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# There are Reading's in america
*FACT*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# yes there are
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Otis
is one of them
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# and *I* did not know that
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# yes, but is there a "reading, which is in the UK" in america?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# not that i know of
but we do name things oddly here

so I wouldn't be surprised
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# New York
is a prime example

so imaginative :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# as well as new england
new jersey, boston, manchester, london, new london, woodbury (which is named after my hometown bury) and devon.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)
# and don't forget
New Rochelle
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# are you sure rochelle isnt in france?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# no
but I am sure there is one in NY state
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# I've actualy wrote
my mobile number on a £5 note, but no one has rang me yet:(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
#
A bad name how?
you cock off

/trying to get on dogbollocks goodside to get fiver
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# It's up to kitty meow meow
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
#
Oh, that lovely lady
What a fine choice for a judge
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# good try
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Because I'll send you
a scotish fiver in return!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# That's probably the best deal!
Heh - okey. Bed for me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# night night
and you all have to make convincing cases here.

no one seems to actually be saying why they should get it...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# I think "because I'm willing to give my home address out to someone over the internet" is the best argument
:)

really off to bed now...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# hahaha
I knew lots of b3tans' home addresses, until m3ss3ng3r died
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# I don't actualy want
I was offering a swap!

But I've just realise I've spent the fucker! so I can't swap.

I need some new discs to put music I've NOT* downloaded, onto and £5 would buy me 10 discs

*replace with "have"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# so far,
you're the only contender...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# my entry into this competition
was quite serious, i'll have you know
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)
# what was it?
that you love him?

love shouldn't be a monetary relationship

(yes this is what you get for getting a girl to judge)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# very true
money is the WORST thing that ever happens to relationships
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# i wish to
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# oh you slick bastard...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# cock off
i'm skint

oops
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# So you're saying that
You'd misleed the judge in a sad, sad attempt to cheat yourself the win?...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# I'll get 50p change
so I'll put it in the charity box! how's that? none will goto waste! I'll even take a picture as proof:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# well, in taht case
i'll donate the fiver to a donkey sanctuary, for looking after donkeys in unfortunate circumstances
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# But then
why would you need the fiver? He could do that himself!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# TJ, sorry :(
Night all! Really am off this time.
Just leave you with this..
On the BBC News site, there's a headline under "Tech" stuff - "Self Parking car hits the shops".. I wonder if they meant it to be funny? :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# hahahaha
it is though.

I think the bbc really does say stuff like that on purpose a lot. It's great :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# i read that story this afternoon
and that thought never occurred to me

my powers are weak today :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# The Misheard History of Vikings... Part 2
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!!
:)

I didn't know you were doing these! :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# he he he...
...it seemed only natural ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# I say again
yaaaaaaay! :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# ha h aha!!!
would though.



whats the betting one inolving "thaw" turns up?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# aha!
*logged for future reference...*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Just fucking YES!
And I'm orf to bed.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# School in the morning?
night night
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Nope - doesn't start til thursday.
Kitten has to goto vet bright and early.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# fucking school
oh well, at least I don't have class until 11:15

I've been sleeping until 2pm most of the summer though..

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I've been going to bed at 9am
and waking up at 5pm. My poor innocent body clock :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# that's the best time to sleep
I was always just to guilty and trying to convince myself that yes, I would get up and go to work the next day, so I'd try to sleep at about 3 or 4
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# for the last five days
i have unashamedly been getting up at 4:20 every day.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I've got to get up early tomorrow
to hand my pass back into my old work place or I'll get fined and then I'm going to the job shop to had to aplication forms in for Comet and Currys...then might go and see my friend while I'm there!...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# why don't they offer classes at night?
I really wish they did
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# i know......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# I probably still wouldn't turn up!
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Hehehehe!
These are ace :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# not another bandwagon
please?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# It's like a sign bandwagon
for the 21st century
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# sorry.
it happens to be true though...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# the thing is
i was going to do one :(

luckily i don't have the font on me mac :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# I'd rather not have any pics
than bandwagons.

small ones are ok. I usually have to see 20 or so before I get tired of them, and I'm not completely innocent of them myself...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# no, me neither
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# sometimes good things come of them
but not very often
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# I remember that
and I would join in again but I'm on my parent's rather pants PC
link to pearoast for those inclined
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# could be this


or not
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Giraffes at dusk
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I bet he
gets a good reception!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# But...
Something's not right with that and I don't know what it is...

Also, this is what I've been doing since that song got mentioned. Crazy.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# You sir...
You're just mental:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Why thankyou :)
All the lyrics on my site have either been transcribed by me, or by people I know.
I'm particularly proud of the Animaniacs one..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# We are aaanimaaaaaniacs
we are zany to the max...

blah blah blah baloni in our slacks something something
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# Nahhh, not that one..
The one with the ingredients in :)

Yakko:
Ingredients...
Zinc Trisodium, Apsartate, Sorbitol and Bisulphate,
Oxide, beta-Carotene, Lactic Acid, Carob bean..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

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