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(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)

why does spam have those little rabbit shit things on top of it?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)

to make it more

appetising

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

ahhhhh

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

make it taste better probably
edit: bah, beaten to the obvious

(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)

they'd be cloves

and i suppose it's to make it look like proper gammon ham stuff

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)

GAMMON!

gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:43, archived)

kidneys!

yes.

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_null_, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)

gammon and give us a kiss.

then shut yer pie hole!

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)

I know what you mean by pie-hole...

...but I am suddenly awash with embarrasment and shame.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)

well that's only natural.

plus, everyone knows you're cuter when you blush.

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cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

gammon? rock on!

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)

no shit

Maybe by the time I come on board, all the interesting folks have gone to bed.

(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

hey, I'm interesting.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)

ouch

i'm offended

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)

I'm sorry

Maybe I'm just plain tired. Didn't know you were still around.

(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)

i'm around

90% of the time

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)

sadly...

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)

I used to lurk about that much

but I discovered that it was keeping me from my job hunt. I spent all May & June watching this board, then realized the sun was shining and went outside. Now the sun is no longer shining, but my severence has run out and I need to find a job.

(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)

Right then, I best be off to bed,

Plesent dreams eveyone, yes, even you.

Aww Bless.co.uk - Load of fluffy stuff to help you sleep

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

night night

www.sexzool.com - load of porn to help you sleep

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:19, archived)

no thanks...

...I hate sleeping in the wet patch.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)

foolish man

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)

What better to do besides physics homework?

tattyshop of course

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

Oh no!

He's going to be late! Late, as in the Late Arthur Dent.. It's a sort of threat you see... Never was terribly good at them myself, but I'm told they can be terribly effective..

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Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)

ahem...

...the late DentArthutDent.

/pedant ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)

Hehe

I knew I had it wrong but couldn't be arsed looking it up ;)
The one I can always remember is: "Listen you stupid machine, it tastes filthy! Take this cup back!" and the ramifications thereof

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Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

I always remember....

..."The vogon ships hung in the air, in much the same way that bricks don't", or something similar.

It made me laugh back then and it makes me laugh now.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)

Hehe

I'm thinking of loads of quotes now but I really have to get to bed, so I'm going to destroy my F5 finger (I wouldn't want to damage my keyboard of course)

Night all, I'll be back in anywhere between a few days and a few weeks - I move house tomorrow/Saturday and won't have any net or owt for a while.
Don't break anything (except the newbies) while I'm gone or I'll be telling your father!

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Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)

"Man went on to prove that black is white

and got killed on a zebra crossing"

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

ha ha ha!!!

I was always shit at physics. The teacher didnt like me. I used to always get his guitar out and play at the back of the class during experiments, and then people would stop to listen and hed get pissed off and shout at me. cunt.

b3ta is much better.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

considering

i haven't taken the math course necessary for me to not completly cock up in physics, i think i should probably drop the class.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

we werent allowed to drop anything.

So for a week before the exam I leanrt shit, and got a B. Then found my teacher and told him to ram it up his arse.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

and did he?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

yes.

he dropped his pants right then and there and crammed it up his arsehole, in front of all the kids.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)

shocking

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)

yep.

actually, in all seriousness, one of the teachers at that school was arrested and jailed last year for stabbing a 16 year old to death, and attempting to kill an 86 year old man.

thing was, he was a fuckign cool teacher. He taught me and my mate AJ how to break into cars with a coathanger and disable the car alarms.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:21, archived)

M-Reg Mondeos...

Hit the front bumper with something heavy - the airbag goes off and all the doors fly open

alarm goes off

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)

handy

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

hmmmmmmmmm

interesting....

I know a few people with mondeos....

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

it's only the oldest ones

they changed the design soon after - for some reason...

incidentally - poetry.rotten.com/chopper/index1.html - NotSafeForAnywhere

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

is that the kid with his hand in the meat grinder?

ah I see now. its the helicopter guy.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)

that helicopter accident i mentioned down there

i had to stop at number 5...

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)

i saw one on there one time of someone who'd had their head caught in a threshing machine or something

and it was split in two halves. I stopped going on that site shortly afterwards.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

#6 is great

as is 7

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

spicy brains...

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)

Little Green Men meet Short Nasty Bald Man

Clickyith Here

One of my first attempts at flash

(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)

ahh well

bunch of inbred convicts anyhoo

*ducks*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)

Oh I oughta....

never mind just saw a sexy cousin psss...just kidding

(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

according to the credits

you made it 2 years ago

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

it says

it was one of his first.

and given it was 2 years ago, you reckon than might fit? :)~

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1913893

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)

Yes

my first attempt at flash was 2 years ago

(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

in that case

WTFAIBOA?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)

thick cunt.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)

this is you:

"nggggggggggggg. ngggggggggg. ng ng ng ng. nggggg."

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)

the things is...

that made me laugh like a retard

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)

my latest attempt at flash...

...I love the smell of spam in the very early morning

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)

haha!

That rocks!

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Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

hehe

bum

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

Hatstand

I'm loving it.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)

berk's how to food

part one:

pig

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

You missed...

...the spicy brains.

mmmmm.... spicy brains.... drooool....

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)

nah

that's hotdog

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

yep...

...all lips, hooves and assholes.

Which, coincidentally, is also one of Michael Barrymore's parties.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)

My Gawd, he swallered a bunch of dem things!

Try counting how many. :)

Bigger size here

(rhallstr, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

what comes after that?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)

I counted

320 before my screensaver came on and made me lose count. Bugger!

(rhallstr, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)

I got up to one then started dribbling.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)

might want to clean that up before someone slips...

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

nah, fuck em.

in your profile, the thing that explodes on the baseball thing. what was the thing originally?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

exploding on a baseball thing?

i'm afraid you've lost me...

which pic?

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)

ohhhhh its you!

i really should start reading the name of the people im replaying to.

I meant the other guy.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

that's what i figured...

btw i owe you a long painful death...

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

woo!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)

i had a strange feeling that would excite you...

in case you're wondering why, it's for the 5 pounds you beat me to.

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)

heh heh heh....

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)

you won that?

cunt.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

i would have got it too

if i had replied a little sooner... kitty meow meow liked my use for it better than yours

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

which was yours?

I promised her jaffa cakes.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

i was going to

use it to get me one of those cool little icons beside my nick

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)

Kitteny Berk bought me mine.

funnily enough, he came onto the board and just offered a fiver to anyone who wanted it too. i wasnt even there either.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:19, archived)

cool

cunt

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)

hehe

it was pretty much a board descision.

i offered the fiver to whoever had a copy of the peircing vid, but the person who sent it (teresa) already had an icon

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:21, archived)

It was

a bird or so I believe

Edit: Shit on a stick, it's 5am! Hello and night night! It's bed time for me!

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Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

ever seen the one of the rabbit that runs across the race track?

and gets hit by a touring car?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

yup!

it's amazing! takes a chunk out of the car and gets skinned! i had that somewhere on my harddrive... i think i lost it though

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)

Didn't see that

but seen the one where they electrocute the elephant

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Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

i used to have that

the rabbit became a casserole in a split second

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

yeah.

It was great.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)

i once saw a seagull get sucked into a superbike

it was kinda cool, yet disgusting at the same time

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)

I saw a video of a guy getting sucked into a jet engine on a carrier once.

he didnt get puree'd though, he was saved by a thread on his shirt that caught on a rivet, literally about an inch from becoming a puddle.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

i saw that

on realTV once

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

i've seen a photo

of a guy that got hit on the side of the head by a spinning helicopter rotor blade

it wasn't very nice

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)

I saw a picture of a guy whod been in a motorcycle crash

and the back wheel had torn his bottom jaw off, and most of his cheeks. and part of his nose too. his tongue was touching his neck, it was fucking rancid.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)

When the bird gets hit by the pitch?

A classic.

(rhallstr, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)

yay, nearly healeded!

think he's gonna need a couple of bits filling in where i picked a little too much, but other than that, i still love him :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

RIGHT

I'm tired, I'm cold, I'm lonley and I'm going bed!

Night night all!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

I can help you with the cold and lonely bit...

...get a dog!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

I can help him with the tired bit.

hold still whilst I shoot you.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)

night sexy

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)

Hello

and night night!

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Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)

arf

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)

jesus' knee

could murder a curry?

how rare!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)

youre thinking of steak.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)

i'm not

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)

oh fuck off you cunt.

Its no wonder nobody loves you.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)

hehehehe

had to say it first, didn't you.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

well I wasnt gonna be the last....

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1913554

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1913574

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)

touché

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)

I'd rather not, I dont know where you've been.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)

i've been

making a chevron

www.b3ta.com/board/1913763

that's where

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1913848

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1913849

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)

cheeeeeeeeeeeeap

(che, gettit?)

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)

damn im running dial up...grrrrrrr

dsl modem went off for repair :(

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)

blimey

what timing, i'll repost this again and not feel too dirty

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)

You

Dirty Soul!

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)

i hate to threadwaste but...

i just watched a documentary on sharks and apparently the great white has been known to jump out of the water at it's prey... although it didn't mention anything about helicopters

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)

cant have been true then.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)

yeah

i figured as much, it was hosted by some aussie bloke... not that crocodile wanker though

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)

you mean steve irwin?

the cross between david attenbrough* and a cheese burger?

* UK wildlife TV expert - and a very nice man

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)

it wasn't steve

it was some guy with dark hair and a beard... no mullet

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)

dark hair?

beard?

BRIAN BLESSED?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)

might be...

it's a show called Killer Instincts or something like that... on the Outdoor Life Network... he wears a silly hat too

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

he wears a stupid hat!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

anyone got a pic of him?

that way i can confirm if it is this guy... i don't watch much tv

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

it won't be

BRIAN BLESSED - he's just someone with brown hair and a beard

and he shouts a lot

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)

he hasn't been shouting...

does brian blessed host a nature show? geared around carnivorous creatures?

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)

he just shouts a lot

that's his talent

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)

is it this guy?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)

is that you?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)

no, this is me:

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)

nope...

too young...

this guy has black hair, beard, going a bit grey and sounds like it's an aussie accent

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)

how bout this guy?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)

nope

no glasses

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

how about this guy?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

If you havent gathered by now, I am just posting pictures of people with beards.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

i figured as much

and nope

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

i've just googled for 'lovely beard'

and got this and this.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)

she does indeed have a lovely beard.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)

hahah

nope

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

his name is

Rob Bredl

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)

YAY!

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

he looks like this:

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

whatever

he's holding, looks very startled

makes you wonder where his left thumb is

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

looks almost like a squirrel...

"now i'm going to stick my thumb up his cloaytha!" *

*spelled phonetically

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

You mean around that island,

the one island where they jump.

They jump for the seals.

/me saw that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

somewhere near australia

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)

seeing as it's slow

i'm out of hummus
and PMGT started it

have a pearoast

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

and another

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

and

one last one

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)

whee

i liked that one, and still do

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)

ewww...

i'd never use one of those foul things ever again

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)

some of us

are forced to :(

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)

if my cable is out, well

i'm screwed then... i have no backup dialup... although i could always just use the wireless card in the laptop my work gave me...

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)

Yeah

me too:(

You can get satalite if you want though...30 squids for 512kbs

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)

60 squids for 2 meg a second!

Download speed that is...still need the modem to upload!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

and here's me

looking into getting his dsl upgraded o 1 or 2 meg. :-P

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)

but

you still need dialup to upload

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

Reposting is it?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)

woo!

i was looking for that source a few months ago

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

pfft

the fear's lovely

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

i think he likes you

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)

thats foul.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)

He just wants to hope

that don't happen when he's standing beneath a lightbulb.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)

if the kaiser was here

that would excite him greatly

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)

hehehehehe

woo!

it's Getty Charlie!

such a cheeky grin.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)

hehe

i've been winning the rotator lottery :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)

slow board, so repost from earlier:

leave no tern unstoned.

I thought it was fucking hilarious at the time...

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)

it's funny

but I thought of 'stoned' as being hit with rocks first.

anyways, time for sleep

night night

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)

'night

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)

thats because you're of a pure nature, miss kitty....

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)

Night night madam:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)

nanighty night night

night night

and so on

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)

woo!

thats fucking hilarious mate!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)

you cock

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)

thats me, sailor.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

che geverra vron

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)

oooo, chevronific.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

meh

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)

shit

but it seemed right

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)

Not shit at all

made me laugh!

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Artamnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)

kill!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)

i'll need a photo

home/work addresses

and £15k advance

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)

K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K

there's the 15 K's

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)

No time at all these days. Too busy shopping together spam for Children's Tylenol and K& Y personal lubricant...but one before bed.

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Artamnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

yay!

that's excellent! :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

where would one purchase

such a creature?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)

This time of year

they are dropping like flies.

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Artamnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)

you mean

they're defective?

i no longer wish to purchase one, i shall take my business elsewhere

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)

I think they are suffering from West Nile virus.

damn bugs.

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Artamnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)

woo!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)

Awwwww

lovely.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)

And why do you dislike safari

the shooting or photo kind? Or do you really dislike saris?

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Artamnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)

he he he!

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)

Because it was

being a fucker wit how it handled the CSS of my new webstie design.
But now i've beaten the little blighter.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)

I am required now

to make everything that I do look good on Netscape 4.8. I am prepared to kill.

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Artamnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)

Ahhh shit

forgot about Netscape. I've just been doing it so it works in IE/Opera/Safari.

Infact, fuckit, i cant be arsed with checking on another browser.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)

if it looks ok on safari

it should do ok with most netscapes, I think

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)

Woo to the pic!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)

The pun is SO shit I'm not even using my own space!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)

it's about cars

so I don't get it

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)

umm

sierra ibiza?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

Leon!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

sorry

i don't know my séats...

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

Neither do I

I just trusted the file name:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)

OUCH!

you're going to get bitten for that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

WHEN?

*gets out Diary*

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)

whenever

az come to leicester

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)

Well, Az is busy

this month, then saving for Criggamus next month, spending the month after, saving the month after and spend it all on criggamus booze! only 4 months left you know!...Az will see berk before Criggamus though!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)

yay

will you fuck me too?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)

That's pushing it a bit!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)

hehe

well, can i at least suck your cock?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)

Hahahahaha!

A yellow car!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

i call him stumpy

for obvious reasons

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)

is it because

of his lovely t-shirt?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)

He's getting away with my McNuggets !!!!

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)

hehehe

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)

Nasty!

but woo!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

I have now had a total of 6 hours sleep

in three days.

And the fucking clients still changing what they want / adding things. Im going to tell them to fuck off and pay me for these changes in the morning.

That's it, im shedding my material things and becoming a veggie.

// Edit - Saturday im going to get slaughtered, anyone wanna go pub in north-london ? Anywhere on the tube'll be cool.

// Edit 2 - I brought www.NetFeud.co.uk - im gonna have a war-of-the-websites thinggy going.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)

i once went for seven days with about 8 hours sleep.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)

That beats my record,

longist single amount without sleep was 40.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)

hehe

mine was ~100 hours.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)

it was when i started the last term at uni.

I was suffering from insomnia sooooooo baldy, for no discernable reason. Id go to bed at 9 o'clock or something, and just lie there all night, not doing anything. Then id get up at about 6:00am and go for a walk round campus. On the morning of the 8th day, a saturday, i got some sleeping tablets from a friend of mine, knocked em, and when to see if i could get some sleep. I woke up at 8:00pm sunday night. now THAT was a headfuck, I'll tell you.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

I always got insomnia on sunday nights...

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

it absolutely crippled me, im telling you.

i had massive red rings round my eyes, my arms and my legs ached constanly, i had really bad headaches, i was getting pretty drunk off just one pint of beer, it was nasty...

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)

And when you take a bite to eat,

you feel it, you feel the blood rush from your head.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)

hahaha that last bit amuses me

surely getting drunk on less is good, because then it's cheaper?

I get a very upset stomach if I don't get enough sleep. And by enough, I mean a minimum of 7 hours. It's a pain

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)

you'd think that wouldnt you,

but amongst my friends I have a reputation as being a bit of a heavy drinker, and so it amused them greatly to watch me staggering about the place after 3 pints of stella. Not fun. They still call me "lightweight" to this day, even though I can drink most of them under the table if I wanted to.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)

lightweight

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)

dont start.......

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)

lightweight*

* even though i'm not a good sprint drinker - i'm more of an endurance drinker

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)

thats like me.

I drink quite quickly, but at a steady pace. I cut down these days though cos I was getting into trouble too much.

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)

i can't keep up

with most people - but i can happily drink constantly all day if i have to

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)

40 for me too!

I started going crazy...my eyes were going all blury...my ears felt numb...it was like everything sounded flat and monotone...it really didn't feel like I was there, it was weird!

and even when I finaly went bed, I couldn't get sleep for a couple of hours...so I guess it was about 41/42 hours!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

Yeh',

the only way to explain it to someone who hasn't had it, is to watch Fight-Club.

I find that it goes through stages, and every 5 hours-or-soo, for an hour, I would get a buzz.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)

I've never watched Fight Club!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)

i went 4 days with none once

my arms kept going numb

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)

I like sleep

it's my goal to never pull another all nighter

//this is an unobtainable goal

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

i like sleep too

but sometimes it doesn't happen for me

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

well

sometimes it doesn't happen, but I can almost always sleep during the day.

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)

Sleeping during the day

is a lot easyer!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)

yes it is

I'd go for a night job, but I'd rather do other things at night

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)

This amused me.

Mystery Bob and Reverend Dan were ina band for a fringe show. Fat bob gave a scathign review, as did many others. So they resorted to flyers like these:
(spelling/grammar is theirs...)
----
After Dark

If you read the Scotsman's views on it then forget it Jay Richardson has missed the point. Every thing represents something including the swearing.

After Dark is about five animals who are decendants of the Arc and have made their own Utopia. But when three humans find them fighting breaks out. And things begin to happen.

An excellent musical, definitely a 5 star

Suitable for children of 12 and above
Jaimta Hunted Age 12

-----

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)

..is it in scrawly

printed handwriting?

(got a scanner?)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)

just the signature - it's printed out

you'd thin they'd have a spell checker or gramma checker....

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)

nah

did you actually go see it?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)

no.

i was advised not to for my health

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)

hehe

it was great in all the wrong ways

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)

it was awful

but quite funny if you looked at it the right way

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)

I thought...

...the guitar playing was really good.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

yes - I agree...

...that fantastic musicianship by the handsome bearded guitarist was worth the entrance fee alone.

Who cares about plot, script or acting when there is such a lovely and talented young man in the orchestra.

(Steve-Dave, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)

hahaha

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)

huzzah!

www.hackthissite.org/rankings.php

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)

hehehe

well done :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)

wont help me pass exams

but it makes me feel all nifty

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)

yeah

I can't sleep until I get some work done.

Notice how little I'm doing. The other option is to sleep now and get up early (ish) tomorrow

blah

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)

or, you could just stop all this

learning nonsense and...

blah

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)

yeah

I've applied for a few jobs. We'll see

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

Oooh

you rebel you

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)

I'll probably end up staying here

but I don't want to

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)

well, my house-tidying job offer still stands

the pay will be miserable and the working conditions will be hellish

but still, it's a job innit?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)

hehehehe

if I could manage that, I'd go house sit for spacefish ;)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)

do it

if you'd be happier

i just wish i knew what'd make me happy :|

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)

I can't

I'm in too much debt and stuff and have a lease and a car. It would take too long, unless I steal the fellowship money.

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)

i'm considering

selling practically everything i have and moving up to glasgow without telling anyone

it'd be great

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)

it would

however, you're not talking about moving somewhere where you need a special visa to stay more than 6 months...

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kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)

fair point

i dunno about all that - seeing as i've not left the UK since i was 12 :|

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)

WOO YAY!

Weldone!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)

i have finished my print job. TAXI!

(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)

was it written in crayon?

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)

What are you doing here?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)

OMG FREE INTERRACIAL XXX PAWN 4U

black on white action!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)

hehehe

oh one good laugh before bed
goodnight all. enjoy tomorrow :)

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Or is it?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)

night night

i had a fun night out at the club, except for a friend
emotionally collapsing :/

edit: bleah. drunk.

edit #2: must thank cc for pointing me at goon show mp3s. :D

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)

That's too bad

I was out last night, got fuck all sleep and came to work feeling..
well, like I usually do.

www.b3ta.com/board/1913437

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

got an exam at 2pm today too.

joy jyo yjoy

i also found a flyer for bob and dans fringe show

going ignore the reviews - we're not shit honest.

will type it later

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)

'night

tomorrow is Saturday and I will be at home, probably asleep.

or tied up.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)

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