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# Chickenified
with my mad paint skillz, it was a pic of me ol mate I Eat Spam.

mad bugger even gave me the original
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# What did you do?
Photoshopped in the finger, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# Seems that
it's almost nearing 1/3 of the way between 2 million and 3 million posts... I really have nothing to say, I just wanted to waste a thread in honor of it being 3:15 am and realizing that i will not be sleeping tonight... Hello

Here's a pic to lessen the waste:
(Hobbes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# i.....
....didnt think so
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# I DID
AND I'M BRIAN BLESSED.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)
# no im brian blessed
and sos my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# i saw brian blessed
advertising toys on the telly yesterday. i was very excited
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# i hope you recorded it
and didn't get sexwee all over the remote control
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Do you not sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# only for a short while.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Blimey
I'm only up early 'cos I've got to revise for an exam at 10am. But one more refresh first...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# king ralph:
21 by age, 2:1 by nature?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# I wish
21 by age and 3:3 by nature if I'm lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# 3:3?
nevermind, i have lectures to toddle to soon as well.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# if you're really bad,
you get a 4x4
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# *looks out of window at car*
Hmmmph.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)
# anybody up for some clubbing?

Another penguin loses its life to dance music.
(trickstar, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Happy birthday
It's mine a week tomorrow, and I'm really excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# Cheers
but I'm not excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# how old will you be
how old will you be how old will you be how old will you be how old will you be how old will you be????????????
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# 24
Don't know why I'm particularly excited about it, I suppose I'm just easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# you're excited,
because it willb e your birthday,
AND YOU GET PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# WHAT TOYS WERE THEY?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)
# urm
toy cars i think
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)
# yay
for mr blessed and his magical toys!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:21, archived)
# why was he addvertising them?
as soon as i get rid of TV it gets exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)
# he does the ads for "toymaster" now!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)
# they've got giant squid presenting the news now.
you really are missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# For a second, I actually thought you were telling the truth
I nearly wandered over and turned on the telly to check.

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# morning.
would be great if it were true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# it seems to me
like you lived your life
like a candle in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# Time for bed...
It's 12:15 AM here, and although I would LOVE to shop till I drop all night, I have had too many all nighters this week and its catching up.

You guys are freekin' cool as hell.

May the force be with you!

PureCarnage
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# wow all you guys must live in some crazy land where time is not time
and the women smell of pissticles!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)
# it's 8:20 am
anyone who says otherwise is a polaroid twatface of the highest echelon.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)
# indubitably!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Guilty as charged.
[fucks off for bed]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# I make it 8:30
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# i make it all a load of shit
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# On behalf of all of Canada
I would like to apologise for our crazy time.
And pissitcle smell.
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# nothing to apologise for
i personally LOVE pissticles!! and cumcumcakes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:24, archived)
# what about circumcakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)
# maybe some koalacumcakes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# spackhandy choptubes up four points since yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)
# Scroghilda
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# this won't get *me* in trouble, will it?
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:02, archived)
# :)
only if you publish it on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:03, archived)
# Are those British Bowling pins?
I'm from Canada.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:06, archived)
# British bowling...
...has no pins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# we use desklamps
and for bowling balls, irish skulls.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
# I prefer the calm,
sedate world of Crown Green Bowls.

www.bowls.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# Lovely page of definitions:
'Playing up to the knob'. Usually, but not necessarily, the crown of a green. It could be any high point on the green, and is used to good advantage by some players who specialise in short marks where delicate and accurate delivery is required.

www.bowls.org/offcuts/synonyms.html
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# "Alright Jim... where's the wife?"
"Oh, she's at the bowling club indulging in a spot of 'blobbing'"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# where would we be
without amusing rude words.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# We would just have to use...
...downright filthy and unacceptable words.

Words like 'fuck' and 'cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
# SPAMORGAN
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
# chopspack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Skulls roll funny
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)
# whats a canada?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# A place where...
We love our Beaver.

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# i love your beaver too!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Niiiiice
beeeeaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# *cough*
www.womynsware.com/stgbuttplugs.htm
*cough*
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Hey!!! Those aren't bowling pins!
:O
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# im going to get myself a lurrrrrrvly sausage sarnie
PEAROASTAGE STAMP

sausage rhymes with massage and back passage! (you gotta say them in the right way though)
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:54, archived)
# mmm
i'm still living off apples.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:55, archived)
# did you eat the pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:01, archived)
# some.
the rest got binned.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:02, archived)
# can i have some?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# if you must.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# i must! i must!
mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# gotta luv em animated gifs :D
keep up the good work
(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] .

i am truly shite at optimising
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:42, archived)
# optimising is for whelks.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:44, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:45, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:46, archived)
# I'm getting a little nosey!


How many unique pics post on a daily average here?

And is there like a gallery site I can link to?

Photoshop Gallery
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)
# no idea
I was doing the math for a while, but haven't in a few months.

besides, you can only tell how many new threads there are, it isn't easy to tell about pictures. There isn't a gallery for the entire place, that would kind of defeat the purpose of the board. Some people have galleries though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:30, archived)
# I'd love to add links to my site
If you want me to link it, I have a photoshop site that I love dearly. And would love to share other sites with it.

You can submit a link through the web link on the site: Photoshop Site

Or just e-mail me at purecarnage
@ rackmx.com (To throw of those spam mining robots)
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:37, archived)
# skank
.
(16856, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I don't have a gallery
my stuff isn't really that good and I can't be bothered.

There used to be a b3ta webring, but I'm not sure if it's still up and running
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:40, archived)
# seems to be
www.b3tawebring.tk/
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:41, archived)
# The webring...
...was kind of borked as the guy who ran the webring service was away from home for months.

He's back and fixed it all up though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:42, archived)
# seems to be working
if I had anything worthwhile, I'd put a site together, but I don't and it's more work anyways
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:44, archived)
# Cool thanks... I joined up
Thats the right step for what I want.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:48, archived)
# i don't think a guess of 10,000 messages a day would be far off.
not sure image-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)
# why dont you shop your pictures next time?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)
# lol Ok.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:35, archived)
# still dont look shopped to me, hmmm
on another note:
i met the night time b3tans on friday (dont no why i wasnt out on a friday night) ive come to the conclusion that daytime is a lot better for coming on here, everyone seems so serious in the evening!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:37, archived)
# I think it's all a matter of preference
I prefer evening and night because I can have a nice conversation
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:39, archived)
# hmmm i guess,
but still everyone seemed so on edge, during the day you can take the piss outta most people on here and they know your just having a laugh, in the evening people get so stressed out.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:41, archived)
# I suppose
I've just not been in a good mood lately. You can still take the piss out of people, but make sure they know that's what you're doing.

It is a different culture though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:43, archived)
# I suspect like any forum, people will be people.
But the pics speak for themselves around here. Its awesome. I love this site.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:40, archived)
# Most people...
...agree that night-time b3ta is a much nicer place.

I seem to remember you were pretty provocative - whether or not you meant it, people just took it the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:41, archived)
# well i apologise
but if i had said what i said during the day things would have been fine, i called someone a "fool" and they went off on one, i thought he was gunna flip out come round my house and kill me! i cried that night!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:43, archived)
# Maybe...
...they were just messing with you too. If you are going to dish it out, you have to be able to take it.

Oh, and it was me you called a fool. I think I was mildly sarcastic back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:45, archived)
# well i dont remember much of it
and your saracasm seemed like you were incredibly offended, any way who gives a shit lets just have a good time here !!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:46, archived)
# I agree...
...but do you see how the things you say can easily be taken the wrong way when you don't know the people you are talking to?

You complete fucknut.

;)

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:48, archived)
# You're just not sufficiently familiar
with the "fuck off fartface" school of mild sarcasm yet. Give it time. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:48, archived)
# you dirty whore
"I find a few dayshifters extraordinarily irritable and impolite"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:49, archived)
# twatmangler
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:51, archived)
# I don't consider day shift under way
until 8:00! So stay off my turf, squid-squeezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:53, archived)
# I don't remember you
maybe I was just lurking then
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:47, archived)
# Hang out in the daytime
and report back to us.

I find a few dayshifters extraordinarily irritable and impolite. Most are nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:44, archived)
# there are some like that on the nightshift too
like me, lately
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:48, archived)
# Nah,
I don't think you're either of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:55, archived)
# do you work
for an advertising company at all?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:43, archived)
# I do lots of web graphics
But work at a RackForce.com
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:55, archived)
# dont fuck with chickens
(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:08, archived)
# Especially if they have a white box with red X in the center!
:O
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# MORE NING!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# what are you doing up!
you're at uni! go back to bed for at least 3 more hours!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# pfft.
blimey, has SSG just gone in the last 10 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:10, archived)
# it really is unnatural
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:11, archived)
# i laugh at nature.
more robots, i say.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# hehehehehe :)
more sleeping in, I say
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:13, archived)
# i try that, but stuff to do.
not that it'll get done now, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:14, archived)
# hehehe
you care far too much. that's probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:15, archived)
# *sob sob*
ive not slept since yesterday and i have lectures at 12
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:45, archived)
# is it an important one?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:47, archived)
# yeah
but i then get a break untill 4
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:49, archived)
# that's good, I think
why don't you get a bit of a nap now?

I only go to one lecture a week. It's kind of sad, but I found out the other day that this is my last sememster of classes!! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:50, archived)
# i have two
years to go
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:51, archived)
# yes he did
but he went to go do stuff, not to bed
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# SSG has a really nice coconut!
I have just met him today. Nice chap. Nice coconut. I want that coconut!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:24, archived)
# my coconut.
mine.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)
# ok
I won't
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# I don't think that your host allows remote linking
why not put it on www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:22, archived)
# I like the way crayons smell

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)
# me too
but not babies, babies scare me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:00, archived)
# Yeah, they tend to smell a bit ripe at times!
Not quite the flower smell as portrayed in that lovely pic.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:02, archived)
# awwww
babies aren't scary
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:02, archived)
# they scare me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:04, archived)
# actually
now that I think on it, all people scare me. I think babies still would if the general population didn't though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:05, archived)
# but
they are so little.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:14, archived)
# and evil
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:16, archived)
# its not "reply to your own posts friday" today deary
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:26, archived)
# I'm 'special'
I do it everyday
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:27, archived)
# see?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)
# SSG's coconut meets his maker!


I told you... I TOLD YOU!!!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:55, archived)
# coconut's aren't made
they grow on trees

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# it is a worldly coconut for sure.
(you weird person)

For now, I go.
I'll be back this afternoon/evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)
# Me weird?
NO!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# I think I'm obsessed with this robot.

Now nice and shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:39, archived)
# blimey.
skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:44, archived)
# has EvS been around lately?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:44, archived)
# i seem to remember noticing him breifly
the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:45, archived)
# I just realized I'd not seen him in months
of course, I was gone for a month
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:46, archived)
# hmmm...
i seem to remember he was doing a big project with someone, but my memory really isn't as good as it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# dogsbollocks maybe?
they work together a lot
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# ah yes,
that's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Q said that he had the perfect way to get to Scaramanga island


Bond wondered if televison had given Q ideas
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:39, archived)
# let's hope
there's no stairs to contend with.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:47, archived)
# what about
the continental shelf.

(I have no idea. I've never seen Dr. Who, or watched bond really)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# i can understand not watching bond,
it's shit.
But Dr Who?
Good lord man, you have to watch at least a few Dr Who episodes.
The greatest thing to come out of Britain last century.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# It isn't readily available
I suppose I could download some, but I don't have much patience for watching anything
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:51, archived)
# yay!
just popping on to repost then, then :)

and now off to bed
(KnitWit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:02, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:35, archived)
# /falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:42, archived)
# careful
don't hurt yourself
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:42, archived)
# i think i'm okay.
what is that thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:44, archived)
# I don't know...
just sort of appeared in my head
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:45, archived)
# it's quite fantastic,
but i think looking at it too long is making my eyes go funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:46, archived)
# I was going for a hovering effect
but it looks more like it's dancing or running. I liked it so I left it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:47, archived)
# hehe.
i like it too,
it reminds me of jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:49, archived)
# I never did have
english jelly...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# haha, dancing jelly.
*sits grinning*

gah, if anyone walked in right now, they would think i was completely mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:51, archived)
# glad it made you grin :)
have you seen my flash stuff? I've only done two really, because then I got bored with it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:51, archived)
# i've not seen.
will it make me grin like an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# ummm
no idea. not the garden one probably, but the floating heads might.

I never know what people are going to like though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:55, archived)
# i will look
at a later date,
but for now i shall go drink tea and go out into the wide world breifly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# ok then
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)
# thanky :)
I really am off now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 7:00, archived)
# Back for more b3ta...
Managed to break myself away from the site to visit w/ my honey. Now I am stuck hitting the damn refresh button! You all do fantastic work! I appreciate your talents!



More Photoshop here - where we are celebrating b3ta.com
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:09, archived)
# you appreciate my talents?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:14, archived)
# Yeah... what are they?
I concider making tea a talent :D
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:14, archived)
# well, urm...
this is about the most interesting thing I've ever done.
That and making tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:19, archived)
# you wanker!
broked! fix it! fix it!

edit: is that a joke? maybe im slow.
editedit:ah better.
(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:20, archived)
# damnit,
i miss out one thing and it borks.
bloody cunting mingeflappery.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:23, archived)
# I have faith in your HTML skills!
a href or something.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:24, archived)
# i just wasn't paying attention
at the target equals blank bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:32, archived)
# thats enough of that!
well, give us a bit more of the mingeflappery. never enough of it....

and thats a good adventure. ive been lacking good adventure lately.
(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:24, archived)
# the coconut went to the lodnon bash too.
lucky coconut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:38, archived)
# http://www.sargant.com/coconut%20target=
That pulls me a page cannot be displayed. If that is your work, I am really impressed :)



(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:21, archived)
# i borked up the link,
works now though.
an eventful weekend it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:23, archived)
# I love that coconut!
I worship it like a God when you hold it up high!

It calls to me in my sleep and sends me visions of places well travelled!

I miss not having a coconut. You have made me very sad.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:27, archived)
# I will be away for 30 minutes to watch a cartoon
And then I shall erect an alter in the image of your coconut and post it here... until then... Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:33, archived)
# you're weird.
*begins ancient welsh ritual*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:35, archived)
# me weird?
NO!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# well,
buy a coconut you bloody fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:34, archived)
# How?
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# Cunt.
I can't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)
# pretty butterfly
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:17, archived)
# I never knew
that butterflies wore trousers.

Damn, I learn a lot of neat stuff here!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)
# well they do
so deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# A fucking moon?
Is that a phase like waxing, waning, fucking...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:36, archived)
# or Spackjacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:42, archived)
# so do pigs.

(i did a series of animals in pants)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:21, archived)
# ants wear pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:23, archived)
# and everybody knows
that elephants love to go for a swim.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# That one's
my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# mine too...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:28, archived)
# Well...
...now that one's my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:29, archived)
# only because
it's the love view-finder thingy™.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:32, archived)
# nice thingy tho

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:25, archived)
# thanks,
but it's really just the way my trousers have creased.


...except i'm not wearing any trousers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:29, archived)
# last one for tonight.
off to bed.
quick 'n' crap

llamageddon
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# jeff minter would be proud
night
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# Fred Jack.
How can one retrieve someone's profile by using the username in the URL?

Something like

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=NAME GOES HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# you cant
you need the member number
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# Not true, I've seen it done many many times
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# well that bloke
lied to me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# How'd THAT get there?
With such an odd timestamp too...
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# time travel
:) it's fun
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# use name=
instead of id=

example:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=digeridude
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# Fanks
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# oooooh
i didnt know that
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# I did
but I can't ever be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# I wish it was still as easy
to make beautiful things as it was when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# when you were a kid
you pooped alot... that wasnt beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# I don't mean a baby
but it was easy to make things that I liked and thought were fun or interesting. I miss the sense of wonder
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# We're just as gifted as adults,
but we're conditioned to create and produce for competitive reasons. Takes all of the risk / art / joy out of it.

School grades, for instance, or work quotas. People are too stressed out about their performance to sit back and marvel at what they do. It's not good unless it "beats" the other guy's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# I'm not competitve with other people
maybe with myself. I just am not doing stuff that I like anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# No... not you necessarily.
But we're all a part of a system that is obsessed with standardizing and ranking everything we do. Creativity and originality are lost arts because they can't be measured.

I'm not competitive, either. I'm using that as an example because I just took my GREs again yesterday. Too much stress over something that doesn't have a lot of significance.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# tests don't stress me out
the gre's were a pain because I had to pay for them.

I don't know. I just want to make something beautiful and I can't.

I don't know if it's my perception or my creativity that has changed, but it makes me sad
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# What did you make as a child
that you considered beautiful?

Edit: Sounds nosy. Oh well, I'll leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# anything I made was
because I wouldn't bother to make it otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)
# Hmm
That's an interesting way of putting it.

I was always told that I was a creative child, but I never saw it. These days I think I'm more creative than I actually am, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)
# yeah
I'm creative sometimes, but these dry bits bother me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:17, archived)
# Have you tried
a lanolin based creme?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# I'm not sure whether
that's creative enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:21, archived)
# I think things shift around as time goes by.
I used to write fiction all the time. Haven't done so for years, mostly because I can't get past the first paragraph of a story without crumpling it up. But I'm more interested in visual art than I was back then. I'm not sure why...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# I can't write at all
I have good story ideas, but am not any good at telling them to others.

I like pictures though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# Try being in an English grad program.
My peers don't understand my silly drawings at all. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:27, archived)
# They said
the same thing to Roald Dahl...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:35, archived)
# It has limited usefulness,
since people change their usernames all the time. Numbers are more reliable. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# Neuclear Anus!
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# up yours moon boy
I got nips and I aint affraid to use them
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# bring it on
i'll crush you
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# my wobbly pale mounds of justice
shall pummel more cratersinto your cold death sphere
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# No, THAT'S where he's been hiding them.

Response to earlier post.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# perhaps
but mine's bigger than yours.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Mine only looks smaller in comparison to his moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# repost
me thinks
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# Nobody really gives a flying custard.
/methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# I just like to avoid the
de ja vous

shame though - I like custard and I can catch
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# My grandfather used to sneak out at night and slap custard all around the outside of the house.
He told me it was flying custard, and that it was after his sausage tree.


I had him locked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# that's just
nonsense
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# i carn t believe its been a year
BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# woo!
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# nad yuo styll carnt speeeel
happy birthday

well done
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Wow.
You really timed that precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# yes i did
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# WOO!
congrats.
(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# woo!
congrats!
(DoubleMintBob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# Sleep deprivation. Ha ha ha ha. Great
I feel the need for sleep washing over me like a warm blanket of madras curry.

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# night
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# night
enjoy your curry blanket
and your mattress of rice
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

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