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Jade......

(Dies Irae, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

Woo

That made me giggle

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JayBeeEmm, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)

woo

for simultanianyus b3taness postings

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

they're on again

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Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)

eeeek

quo on Channel4 now.
We're all doomed

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Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

50 fat bopttomed girls riding naked on bikes

and Brian May. C4 has been overun by B3tv.

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Monkeyboy, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

It seems b3ta is a funnel for all things

which feeds into a mincer and we churn out the interesting bits at the other end as topical meatballs.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

nicely put

and for some reason I now feel a bit peckish

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Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)

Aggh Brian May

said he doesn't take things to seriously. I founf myself shouting at the Television soccer AM style "Oi!!! Nit Head!!!! Oi!! Nit head!!!"

Now he's bragging that just a tiny movement of his fingers can bring pleasure to thousands.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)

i model myself

on him. Though at the moment i can only bring pleasure to myself. It's a start.

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Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

holy shit

just spotted the quo on c4. Disaster can't be far away.

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Monkeyboy, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

Ha ha!

You people are fucking crazy.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

Hey hey

B3TA stars the Quo are on channel 4 !!!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:52, archived)

ARGH

jinx.

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Monkeyboy, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

blimey

double argh jinx too

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Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

aaaaargh

too fast %)

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Spoon, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

does anyone know..

how i can optimize my .gif's so they're even smaller?

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sneeze and pee, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

Reduce the physical

size, colour depth, framerate...
Most GIF animators come with optimisation wizards and the like.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

let

the gif monsters eat it

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:52, archived)

yeah..

..tried that, they werent hungry

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sneeze and pee, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

I really have no ideas

for this challenge.
I truly cannot fucking hummus

]edit[
I have actually deleted this pic from my hard drive...
...this is actually worse than my first post.

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)

fit

for a queen

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

I quote you on this one..

'Haven't we done this challenge before?'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

Heh

That got such an emphatic response I was sure everybody read it twenty times and felt really strongly about it...

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)

I did

I caught it in the timespaz, and thoght, 'why did rob let this happen?' then thought 'if I post this comment, rob won't be my friend.'- so I didn't,
bugger

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

Oh, so then we're all

rob's yellow bellied yes-men?
I think he likes me, but is he really going out with him? ;o)

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

Go Chickit Go!

That fella sure can move Yeehaa clicky

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

Cool

Just caught me on the last reload before I head out.

Bye everyone.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

BONKERS.

You're trooly mad. That's ace.

(tomsk, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

V Funny

you have done some classics today !! - get in there.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

That is so funny..

..Pickle is giggling like a small girl, with tears strolling down his face!

(wifeofpizza)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)

phew. *collects oneself*

I haven't laughed like that for FUCKING YEARS.!!!
I was crying real cheery-tears at that one.
Thanks FB !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

Has he

been smoking?

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

smoking?

me?

as always ;)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:52, archived)

Hey Boab -

want to add that to the You Know What?

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

mr pp

you got mail!

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DaWolfey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)

so have

you!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

For PP

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)

On t-shirt thing please see answer below on the other thread

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

Done

Wanna delete the reply so the email address doesn't get trawled?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

Done

:-)

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

Ah Mr Fishbear

Thanks for the T shirt, got it very quickly and it is a work of genius. Very well done, sir. Glad you had a good holiday.

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Monkeyboy, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)

Hey fellow b3tans

I got my first ever copy of Photoshop today, how'd you lot learn how to use it so well?, are there any recommended tutorials out there?

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JayBeeEmm, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

Ooh A potatoswap virgin

prepare your self for a long and beautiful yet torrid affair with your new software.
The best advice that I have is to play - go through the basic help/tutuorial with the package and trhen just fiddle away.
Worked for me

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

He's quite right. Just mess about.

And don't be surprised when stuff doesn't work first time. My stuff never does...
Helloooo Fishbear! Nice hols?

(tomsk, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

Lovely thanks

Lovely weather and long afternoons sipping sherry as the swifts darted over the swimming pool...
(soory, went a bit travel brochure there)

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)

I've been playing

Came up with this:

Oh well, it'll come with time i suppose (either that or get pissed off and go back to paint).

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JayBeeEmm, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

Woo

That's pretty good if you ask me, but then I'm a coder really, not an artist.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

The first thing I ever did in Photoshop

(and this is going back some) was a poster for a gig I was running, meant to be A3 size. I spent hours on it, and sent it off to the printers, but fucked up the resolution. It came out totally, utterly illegible.
So relative to me, yous doing great...
Buntymints. That's nice. Woo!

(tomsk, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

i've never done anything in photoshop

how liberating :p

pant shop pro for years....

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

Untill Now

The most advanced image software i'd ever used was Paintshop Pro 4 (You are now on Day 772 of your 30 Day evaluation period)

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JayBeeEmm, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

Heh.

I once wrote a VB app to change the date while PSP was starting up and change it back after a few seconds...
...I later extended to be customisable to any time-limited shareware and I didn't have to crack anything.
I lost it somewhere and never bothered writing it again...

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helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

lasso

is your friend

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)

Three minutes into his after dinner speech, Adolf realised he was at the wrong dinner.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)

Heheh

It looks like he's blowing a kiss at camera.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)

Very classy

I love it

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

heh heh

I really need a new woo yay, but here's an old one for ya.

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JayBeeEmm, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

God I'm bored

can anyone suggest anything interesting to do this bank holiday before the local arcade sucks my entire month's cash in one long weekend?

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Lum, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:19, archived)

arcade?

are you serious?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)

Well

I usually find either drinking heavily or lying in bed all day watching video's is good for me,

You could try making a massive flash film about a monster attacking a kitten school and
teaching the kittens how to fucking hummuss and posting the link here I guess.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)

can someone with l33t skillz in flash help me out ?

im trying to make a woo yay, but im having trouble with the animating bit - on the flash mx editor the anim runs but the movie clips are not playing, they're just showing the first frame.
If I make a .swf out of it, then it works fine, everything runs as it should.
If I export as an animated gif (which is what i want to do) then it does the same as in the editor - just shows the first frame of the movie clip.
here is the .fla file
It's going to be something really easy but i just cant figure it out.

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DaWolfey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

as far as im aware

when you export to gif your movie symbol things wont be animated. i dont think there is a way around it except to have it all animated in the same scene.

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santexo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)

here it is as a gif without the text

if you import it into flash and the motion tween the text on another layer it should be okay...

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santexo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

thats great!

thanks santexo!!

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DaWolfey, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

Ermm Hullo

I'm back from my holiday and wondered if people got their t-shirts and if they liked them and stuff.
Ps I am brown and my liver is larger. Oh, and what have I missed? 2 weeks away is such a long time....

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:13, archived)

Er.. I feel you have a 5 hour time spazz ahead of you.

The creative juices over the past 2 weeks have been fucksockingly spogmungously hummustastic.
Welcome Back ! ! ! !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)

You have missed a fair bit

Plenty of new words and phrases, some tunes and some classic things people made.

PS - Can I order a shirt or are you out of supply ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)

Oooh I will have a massive trawl

through the archives. How are you and Mrs PP?

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

Fine!

(2 weeks--, bad, bad, really bad, ok, happy, bad again, happy, pissed)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

Where am I?

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butchbint, Fri 23 May 2003, 11:04, archived)

Err, no to the T shirt

Hope you had a nice holiday, now can I have my T shirt please.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)

Did you order it late?

If so please tell me as I received some order late just as I was off. When did you order it?

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fishbear, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

yes, yes

and a lot, respectively :)

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rockyrobin, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

Woo! Fishbear!

tShirt meister is back! Everyone else has already said you've missed a fuckin' bucketload of top stuff, some top pix, wootastic tunes, a few rants and the run up to next week's pissup in london village.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)

jack arse

(alastairis, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)

Yay

Two tickets for the post-pub midnight showing please!

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)

class!

eggsshelllent

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

ooo

subtle

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

subtlety

was never my strong point

(alastairis, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)

at least im not going to hell...

just coming back as something really nasty.

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santexo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)

those flames are clever!!

(who is that?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)

google image search for

"swami"
im calling him donald.

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santexo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:23, archived)

Donald Victor Swami

has a beautiful ring to it

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:25, archived)

with a name like that

i also have the sneaking suspicion he fights crime
"this cows been moidered"

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santexo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)

fantastic.

I picture him in a suit, in New Yoik, as a Private investigator

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)

Chickit does the Can Can

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa

excellent. that is sooooooooo feckin' funny, dood. nice one !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:57, archived)

Thankyou

I should have stood him on the bbq, but for some reason I didn't think of that till just now.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)

wahoo

I'm a gonna stick some music on that baby.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:01, archived)

Cool!

If it takes longer than an hour, can you email the URL to me, I'm
heading out to Whirly pretty soon.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)

woocellent, i'll give you a huey for that

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)

if anyone wants to see the dodgyness that is huey, visit

http://www.unityholidays.co.uk/

mad

(minoltion, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)

Lordy

Marketting to kids, always a winner!

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)

My Ex: Execution Lilypution Style.

P.S. I'm not bitter

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partychancer, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

Bitter?

Just let her cook for a bit longer, marinading in marmalade should sweeten it up a bit.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:05, archived)

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