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# i want to bleve


Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosions that is!
(PornDungeon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# ..
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)
# what in the name of god
is that?
(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# I suspect an evil
tool of the Quo.
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Today is
turning out to be a puntastic day on b3ta.
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)
# it is
it makes me feel glad to be alive. woo! yay for everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)
# Indeed it
does.
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# you started it...
with your bellevue version... woo and yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# typical day at b3ta HQ
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)
# That is
fantastic,

Well done sir.
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)
# nice...
love the giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Ta
Its supprising how little weight can crush a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# only if
it's new-born
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# fan
taz
tic
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# .
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)
# awww that's cute
(lowzie, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# ..


(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)
# yeeeeeeeaaahhhhh!!!!!
we all want a beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Great beaver
shot! It looks like it's pleading for it's life.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)
# spong
I dont know if anyone has pointed this out but one of the engineres on definatly maybe by oasis is called Roy Spong,look in the booklet.

sorry bout the spelling,im thick
(herpies ?, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)
# .

rush job cos photoshop crashed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# heh heh
heh heh heh
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
you da man :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# he
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# .
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)
# hehe class
you da man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)
# bit slow but...
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# but...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)
# ace.
just ace.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# well...
you would, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# mmm
i would
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# join the queue, matey.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# Been there
done that. >yawn
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)
# and linking it back...
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)
# haha. i especailly like his
stretched out face.
oh wait... he always looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)
# cynic
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# um
(it's a clay pigeon...but I spose it doesn't matter)
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)
# Oh well, its just a blurred
circular thing, so I totally missed the joke in your pic :)

I guess some people (ie me) need it spelling out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# you'd be surprised
how hard it is to find pictures of clay pigeons. I had to go to page 20-something of google before there was one.
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Wow!
You are a dedicated b3tan :) I usually give up after 6 or so .. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# ...
I couldn't think of a different search which would get it so I just kept on going.

Damn! revision...that's what I was doing
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# hmmm .. *shh*...
BB3 live feeds, for free.

How awful... bb3.members.easyspace.com

needs realpayer8 or above
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# ..
sshh
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# sssshhhhh
nice, tho' Will you delete that? surely too many might spoil it?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# i agree
estimated survival time,,, 2 days...
(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# and now it's posted on the board....
2 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)
# have you all got it to work?
like the console thingy?

i do
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)
# console thingy?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)
# this...
...it's done in SMIL i think

b3.members.easyspace.com/nn1b.ram

(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] not on your nelly
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# the board is sloooow today
this has prompted me to make a stupid picture that isn't good enough for me to wait till people will see it.

(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# do people actually do that?
save their posts so more people see them?
ohdearohdearohdear.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# if it's good I do
but I've got no hope of getting on the front page...okay, I just like the ego boost when someone says it's good. And I need to post when it's busy cos it increases the chances
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# well
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# yes, but...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)
# obvious and really really shit
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)
# new tangent
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent! I only just noticed it was 'went' and not 'want' hehehehe!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)
# or
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)
# stretching it..
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# .
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# bugger, posted
my belfry one too early :p
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)
# nice one...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)
# class
in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)
# ha! beat you by 4 minutes!
see above...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)
# bugger.
b3tan. dammit dammit dammit. :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Obvious post...


Bugger, someone beat me to it
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)
# Morning evening whatever it is
Hellooooo to you all. Im in new york, woo in times square.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# why not visit the lovely WTC
I hear its really something.

oh yeah... oops.

/unnecessarily offensive
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# it's a shame actually
i went there the christmas before last, it had a waxworks and simulator and things, and the view was impressive
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# what
did the simulator simulate?
(redifusion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# a flight around the
world trade centre
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
#
simulation, I'd reckon.
(fatty biscuits, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# have you been saying uk-english words ?
..;
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# woo!!
how was the flight?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# NYC
nice.

St'marks between 1st and 0 , there is a couple of rilly good bars down there.
(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# woo!
woo to you and times square!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# Hmm.. why do witty retorts only usually enter my head 24 hours after they are required?
Last night I was walking from the chippy to the pub, which requires walking past "Yates' Fight Lodge", and a trendy slapper shouted out to me and my friend "Wheres your skateboard?", and found this hilarious for some reason.

I guess to her tiny brain anyone who isn't in a Ben Sherman shirt is a skater...

Anyway, at the time I didn't dignify it with a response, but have since thought up the following:

"My skateboard is like your brain. Non-existant"
"Its in my Porsche"

etc. etc. *sigh* oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# You weren't on your way past...
You know perfectly well she yelled it as you tried to skip the queue to get in :D
(Romana, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Oh yes
coz obviously I'd be seen dead in Yates Fight Lodge...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# I'm actually wearing a Ben Sherman t-shirt right now
And I'm not a skater type........oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Urmm...
I didn't say skaters wore Ben Sherman shirts.

Read it again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# I know
I was being all strange. As in I was feigning thickness
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# but
is your hair gelled?
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# i have bright red
hair, which means i get equally interesting comments, such as 'eeear bogger', 'did you do that for a bet?', 'hair-don't'

its hard to think of responses on the spot, we need some kind of comeback generator....hmmmm....
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# "eeear bogger"
!?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# it's local towny speak
for 'excuse me, skateboard culture orientated person'
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Ahhhh
I suppose its similar to "Jitter!" which used to be shouted at the kids who liked music that wasn't in the charts and/or wore a leather jacket back in me school days...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# they just aim it at anyone
who isnt wearing sports labels and driving a small car very fast with loud music
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Hehehe
I do love seeing old Novas or XR2s with great big body kits, going "thump! thump! thump! thump! thump!". Soooo funny! The people that own them think that everyone else is jealous, too! hahahahaha! If only they knew...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# hence the
pointing and laughing.
show 'em thier place!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# a find a nonchalant
fuck off works quite well

if done right, you don't get your head kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# You don't dignify scallys with a reply,
you just point. and laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Hehehe I suppose so
Its just annoying that great witty retorts always come to me the next day, when they are entirely useless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# call me simple
but i just want to take an AK to little shit scallys and then get their mums and dads to watch clockwork orange style as i get a thug and a football friggin fan to smoke down their charred remains in a marlboro light...

(maybe i should change my name to psy-kotic)
(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)
# you're simple
but you've got a gun. aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# simpeton with a gun.
are you american by any chance? :)

sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# point and laugh!
my favourite game!
(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# wooooo and yey for koit
the two latest songs filled me with a sense of well being and purpose in life.

Thank you !!!
keep it up! yey!
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Crikey
Am getting a lot of woo and yays - must finally be doing something right in my life !!!

Wooooooooooot
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# yeah
and you deserve them
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# My first food stuff woo yay
Priviliged am I.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# that might be a sports biscuit
but it's nice



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# chortle
one day all football matches will be animated on malted milk biscuits...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Hurrah for AOL users
just got this about (I guess as he wasn't really specific so maybe he was looking at another site but had to tell me) my web site.

"this website really does suck alot"

Cutting I think you will agree. Do I reply or leave it?
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# no use replying
they won't be able to read it with their head stuck up their arse
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# your probably right
He/she is probably to busy ASLing and "omg roflmao"ing to read it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# send a sickly-sweet reply to him/her/it
with flowers and kittens and midi and pretty things, saying that you're really pleased to get his mail, and misquote him/her/it entirely, saying they really loved your site and would like a free e-mail once a day with more kittens and flowers. That ought to spark a reaction
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# genius
Anyone care to give me some animated gifs or point mye in the right direction?
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# I guess
you either love badger racing or you hate it. I love it though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# that would be fair enough
But just saying it sucks with no real reason why ticks me off.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# maybe
he doesn't have flash.
Or maybe he just can't fucking hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)
# The best negative email I got from someone about my website
was this:

"Its FlatulEnce, not flatulance. Why don't you get a dictionary?"

Class. Theres no way i'm fixing the typo now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# heh
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# i've
found some silver jubilee playing cards, disappointinyuuuly the 'queen' doesn't have a picture of a queen on :(
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# draw her in crayon ;)
no one will ever know!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# the amazing insult machine
lives here

i apologise for the inability to hummus or any offence caused
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Actually
The 'Hello JayBeeEmm, You are a Failure' one left me feeling quite depressed
(I helped save b3ta! JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# well,
i did apologise in advance, and the name kinda gives away what was coming
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# seems to work...
it told me i was a boy-fucking weirdo (note my 1st effort here - philadelphia).
edit: oh, and guilty of bestiality, i'm currently working on that one.
edited again: can anyone give me a hand with babies on this... its hard to get it looking good. the letters arent briliant either. oh well...

ps my other two photos are at communities.msn.com/stupidimages/stupidphotos.msnw?Page=1
(manboobs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# It said:
"Hi Romana, you are gay."

That thing's spooky.

(Romana, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Well its not very insulting is it?
It might as well have said "Hi Romana, you have legs" or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
#
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# woo


Gratuitous new wooyay posting
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

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