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# There are kittens in trouble!
well, check out the pop up add that you get when you go to www.zthing.com/hatemail.php3 that is hard-sell for a weekly news letter!
(MiNK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:28, archived)
# hahahaa
shaved kittens, brilliant!
(matt'twam'asi, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 9:10, archived)
# so is anyone else working
today?
(crazymum, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:22, archived)
# grrr.
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:25, archived)
# poor
sod. me too, but thats because we dont really care about the jubilee here in holland. So do you know what happened to the b3ta tennis??
(crazymum, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:28, archived)
# nope
was about to ask.

Witchy - you done yours?
And if not...
Clive - you done yours?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:30, archived)
# yep,
and tomorrow =(
(redifusion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 9:18, archived)
# that seems
unduly harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)
# ATTENTION GRINFISH
Did you get my song ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 7:41, archived)
# arhahaha
...

*edited out due to the fact that i'm the only person i know who finds that funny*

10 bucks to the person that can look at that without laughing
(koopies, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 5:09, archived)
# nooooo
put it back up. pleeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 5:37, archived)
# koopies?
Weren't they little lizards in 'the Nomad Soul'? I know they were coz I just bought it for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:27, archived)
# ouch
Kitten Fun

This is my first b3ta animation.... does it make the grade?
(koopies, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 3:17, archived)
# Dunno...
...Flash isn't kosher on the board. Make a clicky-link to it!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 3:21, archived)
# Now i'll just
wait for for positive reinforcement....
(koopies, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 3:30, archived)
# Woo and might I even hazard
a yay? (How many people here are on Pacific Time?)
(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 3:59, archived)
# me
is
(koopies, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 4:14, archived)
# me
as well!
(I helped save b3ta! csabai, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 4:20, archived)
# lets
have a party!
(koopies, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 4:25, archived)
# *does embarassing dad dance*
I don't know what it is but it's got a good beat!
(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 4:26, archived)
# 'has en embarrasing beat'
ahem
(koopies, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 4:41, archived)
# Well, I have to be in work in eight
hours time so to shrieks of 'wimp!' I shall take my leave of you fine people and dream of photoshopped kittens and badgers.
(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 5:03, archived)
# Embarassing dad dance?
Then clicky-clicky here
(Dies Irae, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:03, archived)
# Of course, this relates to nothing ever
WooA winged Furtive takes to the skies with Photoshop 6 protected by his condom brand. Booya.
(randygophr, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 3:05, archived)
# that indeed
elicites wows and yays from me
(koopies, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 3:26, archived)
# if you're offering the yay
i'll supply the woo.


And that's not just a pretty shit sounding b3ta related chat up line.
(Dies Irae, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:08, archived)
# the stormtrooper was unimpressed with c3po's dancing in the b3ta lounge...

idle hands make b3talounge with c3po and friends. (SAVE TARGET AS.. clicky for 2.7mb Divx avi clip)
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 3 Jun 2002, 1:46, archived)
# Jeasey Creasy,
that stormtrooper looks scary, he doesn't even give threepio a look in, he's too busy looking at you with those "i'm gonna eat your spleen" eyes.
(Dies Irae, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)
# Testin
Is it wee ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 1:05, archived)
# Oui
C'est wee
(Jesus, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 1:11, archived)
# I'll tell you if you put the code up....
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 1:12, archived)
# I'M OFF TO
bed

nightie night
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:30, archived)
# Stolen ?
http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/bfap2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:23, archived)
# not from us-
the kitty has been around for aaaaaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:27, archived)
# and stop showing me porn
i wanna goto sleep
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:28, archived)
# G'night
I'll leave you with this.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)
# ooo oooo
see above.

I've just been buiding him in my front room... see above ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 3 Jun 2002, 1:47, archived)
# Dang
I can't fucking hummus when it comes to .avi files.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 6:49, archived)
# night jim-bob
night fruitbat
night slime-blob
night emmy-lou
night aunty-em
night john boy
night furtive
night fluffy
night roocock

ah bollocks to it, I'm off to bed :o)

Don't let the fucksocks bite!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:17, archived)
# nite
mr witchy. watch out for hummus
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)
# spacefish, dunno if
you meant it like this but this does say 'woo' doesn't it:



*edit* yes it fuckin' does. I'm just being dense as usual*/edit*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:04, archived)
# yep
that was what i meant!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:07, archived)
# 20m give
it time
(track, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:13, archived)
# i like
that one best
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] sad i know but necessary...
i think our OTHER queens deserve a bit of publicity don't you? after all, they are just as entertaining and prettier too...
(somethingsimple, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)
# i LOVE it
there are some things
that SHOULD be done
and this is one
(track, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:05, archived)
# FUCK...
caught in time spaz 2 of
tonite, i may have to sleep after i go for my sarnie,
later, maybe
(track, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)
# right....
the beer's kicking in,
here is what's left
of me drunken tw@t
(track, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)
# Hehehehe,
Nice shirt, and even nicer roo cock in the background :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)
# well i finished work
at eight and the rest is his...... roo cock?
(track, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Fuck
I feel like a parrafin now.. sitting here with shorts and t-shirt and drinking out of a can :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)
# special
brew?

Naah, knowing you it'll be guiness or waggledance.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)
# waggledance
tonight...and jd and coke no wonder i am out my shitter
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)
# Aah, senator,
weeth thees CML cocktail you are spoileeng us :)

Have to get some JD this week....mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:57, archived)
# i only
drank out of a glass cos its
faster so dont feel bad hehe
(track, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:50, archived)
# the dilemma
i have one baguette of Tesco Value *the shame* garlic bread in my fridge. Do i
a)cook it
b)leave it to hummus along gently to itself
c)go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)
# Eat it
R A W
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:37, archived)
# actually
those value bagettes are nicer than the normal ones, and they cook in seconds...

...i'd eat it, if I were you.
(trumpet, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:39, archived)
# They are really nice if
when they're 'bout half cooked, and the butter/margy/garlicky stuff is in a a meta phase, add grated parmesan mixed with grated cheddar into each 'slot', and top with the same and a bit of salt.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:55, archived)
# Have to remember that,
it sounds fab, particularly since wifeof brought 4 of the bastards home tonite courtesy of Iceland's 'buy our entire shop for a tenner' offer.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)
# Steal it's
secret of how to hummus then eat the fucker.
(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:42, archived)
# amazingly
the baguette's hummus quotient is mainly due to it's ability to sit cooly in my fridge, not phased by the mouldy baked beans that i have been extraditing (political reasons) for about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)
# i think
everyones sleeping unless
i got caught in a time spaz,
well i got 6 more tinnies
preceeded by four so i'm an all niter
(track, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# good man.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)
# It looked better in me head
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# that's quite a statement to make, you know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)
# It's a tricky bugger to use...
and you actually feel tainted just cutting it out.

Yech.

Let's just forget the roo cock as a b3ta thing. It's just too foul.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)
# Maybe I should've removed
the 'reverse scrote' effect.
Yes, that's it. Reverse scrote.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)
# Any better?


Should I stop now?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)
# you
often dream of hairy bollocks then :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)
# Evening all
Yes, i am new.
What are the dastardly origins of this 'can't fucking hummus' phrase?
I'm guessing it means very little...
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)
# Ask lumpbucket.
It's all his fault.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# did you pee on my carpet?
hey 'dude'

</movie references>

people shouldn't be told these things, looses the experience..
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)
# No, like I said,
Wu did it.
But then, i guess the chinaman is not the issue here.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)
# check
the FAQ
(track, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)
# You know,
I can't seem to find an FAQ anywhere on the front page.
Guess I really can't fucking hummus, then.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:32, archived)
# You can if you read
this
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)
# Thanking you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:40, archived)

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