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kiddies favourites!

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Pob, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

Warm face, warm hands, warm feet...

Oh wooooooooouldn't it be jubberly...

</coat>

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)

Very nice.

If this is a photo of someone you know, I wanna meet her.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

sadly not.

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Pob, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)

It's actually

a photo of Pob's bum cleavage in a tight fitting pair of hotpants.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

did i leave my webcam on again?

lol
took me ages to shave inbetween there...

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Pob, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)

Damn.

This is seyi-lo.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)

woo google cataloogs

http://catalogs.google.com/catalogs?q=slacks

cheesy american catalogs scanned into the widdy world web.. wild

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

Those boys in the Google labs

are a bunch of insane geniuses.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

wanna know who scanned them all in

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

Knowing google

They probably built a robot to do it for them. It probably sends off for the catalogues too and even licks the stamps.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)

There's a catalogue devoted to

ferrets!.
Fantastic

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

woo for ferrettter logs

and

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)

...ooo

529 pages of pure hank magic

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

did

you search for 'boing' too then?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

in an attempt to bring up granny

catalogues, i searched for 'sewing' didn't work though :p

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)

AAAGGGHHH!!!

potatoeshop potential overload!

(crazymum, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

The OCR

can still be fooled though...
clicky

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

its still

a pic of a cheerleader....

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)

ace!!

hmm.. will this work?

none of these animals seem to enjoy their food! clicky for biggy

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

New kids show on Children's b3ta

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

Sorry

I just felt obliged.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

hee heeee

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

Using high powered telescopes, it has

been proven that THE FEAR is not from this planet. This short piece of film, taken from the space shuttle proves beyond all doubt.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

what

planet is that?

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Planet Fear

Near Sainsburys on the bypass

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

Ah, you know how these things go...

Soon there'll be a Planet Fear in every major town and city.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)

Is there a thingy

we can use to see who is online?

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

clicky

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

how

are people celebrating the pubs being open longer tonight??

(doktored, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

probably..

by getting hideously drunk?

(bhell13, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

i need to rustle up some buddies then if thats the case

(doktored, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

Did I miss a gathering yesterday ?

Realised that it was supposed to be the Strongarm Bar thing yesterday.

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Si W, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

Actual on todays agenda...

Stiffs !

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Si W, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

All

get pissed on booze! yippee!

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)

Vulga here...

Talking from Darkedge Hall. Very drunk after last nights shennanigans. We're all still very drunk and I'm drinking Stella. Woo and yay!

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Darkedge, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)

heya vulga!

don't see you on here much these days- the buggers are grinding ye too hard!

woo for stella for lunch!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

well...

I've just moved in to Darkedge Hall and I'm still trying to get the network sorted out, so far without success with a dastardly fucksockingly annoying cable that refuses to work. So I'm on Darkedge's pc right now, I'm still here, lurking mainly.. ahem... I promise not to in the not-too-distant future, honest!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

is this too much?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

since when?

but yes.. it probably is too much.

I only run b3tatimer at home, not at work, and from here I've only done about 10 hours this week. Not too bad.

You should really add the time you spent working in photoshop on b3ta things too...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)

where is this

timer from?

(crazymum, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)

can't remember, hang on...

[b3ta timer]

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

It was linked

on the newsletter recently. If my boss ever saw it....I would be in a serious p45 situation

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

this doesn't count

m3ss3nger, so it's actually even more =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)

can

you actually spend too much time in heaven?

(crazymum, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)

sums up my weekend so far

(probably only fellow lunnunerz will find this amusing:..)

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

oh, bum**

I have the worst hosting ever. Nick the location from the properties box on your right mouse button and have a go.

Can anyone recommend any good hosting for pics? I always seem to post a small box with a red cross, but I really have been potatoswappping.

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

best is probally

www.tripod.co.uk

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)

tripod.co.uk

20m.com
netfirms.com

brinkster have had the bright idea of offering free asp scripting, which means their hardware works overtime for a large portion of the day. thus, nothing works properly

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)

ah, coz

i tried brikster because they were running asp. I run a (*v smal*) board myself and I use them for backup.

It's not a very funny pic anyway! just me phtoshopping while me lassy is out shopping. I'll have a crack at setting up some new hosting and be back with you soon.

:-) exp

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

Get broadband with a static IP

YKIMS, then host your own.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

Choaderboy

Your go in the tennis thing.
jpeg
photoshop file

Anyone know his email?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

I'm here

cheers. I'll get on it now.

(Choaderboy, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

i carn't believe

there are people online. shouldn't we all be out in the sunshine?

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)

bit windy/cloudy by thee coast

anyway I jus got up,give me time..

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

its..

rainy, windy and cold in Cardiff today!

(bhell13, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

feck!

my mate james will be chilly then. It's always a bit hard to remember that people don't live in London, even though I am actually a repatriated brummie.

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

Shock..

Sunny in Glasgow

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

it's threatening to go sunny

in edinburgh too

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

cloudy inland too

in surrey at least

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bananaman, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

it's not sunny

in Leeds. Only just stopped raining...

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rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

ah,..

I am down in Lunnon Tewn, and it is ok here so far, but it seems to be raining on the Queen in Slough (*hahah!!*) so I expect i will pish here soon.

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

I'm only in

st albans, and its not very nice here

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

*tsk*

it is alway nice in st albans.

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)

it's

overcast and grey and boring

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)

but there must be

something going on? this is the best bank holiday ever! 4 days of sun, street parties, morning drunkeness and fitbee. There's got to be somthing going on. Have some wine!

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expf, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

good

idea! :)
mmmmm booze

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

oooooo

I can see blue sky, i think it will be ok!

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

some of us dont have holidays today :(

but i do have a fresh sunburn from drinking on a rooftop all yesterday. Imagine my surprise!

(crazymum, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

Went to the cinema the other night

There was a trailer for a film called "Monsters Ball"

I burst out laughing.... I was the only one.. People did stare....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

well..

i must admit i did have a little giggle when i saw the trailer on tv last night!

(bhell13, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)

hey rockrobin...

what do you use to capture the footy? (or any tv, for that matter) I'm thinking of putting a capture card in on of my machines. What do you reccommend? Is your via an aerial connnection? Satellite? Scart? What make? Hauppage?

Since downloading SO MANY films and videos from newsgroups such as alt.bin...multimedia, alt.bin...movies.divx, etc.. I thought I'd like to give some back.

btw: If anyone is bored of the UK bigbrother, and needs better entertainment, has a fast connection... go to alt.binaries.multimedai... someone has posted a load of (14mb per episode) caps of BB in Australia. Christ, they are funny!

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

'alt.bin'

your not a terrorist are you?

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

messege me

on b3ta messenger

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rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

I'm so bored of this

I've come to Cambridge for a few days, and all there is on tv is fuckball, and royal stuff. I need to go out. What's the best pub in Cambridge?

(Spunky Monkey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)

Have you tried...

The Fort St George (Midsummer Common)-nice pub on the river, The Green Dragon (near Stourbridge Common)- cool, summery pub also on the river. There's also The King Street Run (loud, good music) on King Street, The Radegund -eeny weeny pub also on King Street. Well, that's enough for now. Let me know how you get on with these and I'll try to think of some more pubs to recommend!

(meringue horn, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

i did go to the Green Dragon once..

But I was thrown out by some short-arse bald cunt who was working there whilst the manager was on holiday. To this day I still don't know why. It's a nice place, but I heard some other stories about that place during those 2 weeks. Don't think I'll be going there, but thanks for the advice. I'll try King Street.

(Spunky Monkey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

BORED... Not possible...

Superman is on

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

Cambridge Pubs

I recommend "The Flying Pig" as its very laid back, has lots of good music playing and the crowd that go in there seem cool but nice!

(speed7, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)

does anybody know the address of the site mike did about himself?

i can't be bothered to wade through archive looking for it

(joannie, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

badah!

special mike

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

thanks mate

ah he's funny

(joannie, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

yes

he is special

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

anybody know

how i can re-size this code,

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so it'll fit in the side bar of this site ; preconception.vze.com ?

(exyzed, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)

you don't...

...seem to have much problem with html on the rest of your site...what's the deal?

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lurker_no_more, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)

Mibbie

Bigger boys made that site and ran away ...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

have you tried

making the image smaller and then putting the text links on the next line.

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limpfish, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

i found a way round it :-)..

I cheated, and stuck it on a nother page, and just linked to that page... hehe that'll do for now :-)

(exyzed, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)

you'd put in on your main page surely your <style> things would have made the text smaller then you'd have been able to just mush it all into one space?

not wishing to plug my own but i did it like this

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lurker_no_more, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

I see

what you mean, I'll fiddle with it...

(exyzed, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)

not too much though

you'll go blind

*barrump CHING!*

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lurker_no_more, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)

I really

should have seen that one Cumming...

(exyzed, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

Ahhhh

just up, Today and tomorrow off, lavleeeee

Woke to find another un helpful mail from Blue Yonder...

I have a feeling the replies are auto generated... They are pap..

I can't ftp to any webspace from this connection (to their space, or to work)... Their answer... Anyone want to guess what it was ?

NOTE : We have already established that my codes are correct...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

I bet it was summat like

check the faq's or something as interestingly unhelpful like that.

I too always get their shitty automated responses.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)

The reply to me not being able to upload is....

You may also receive 404 Errors when trying to locate files on PWP servers.
This is because the UNIX servers are case sensitive.
The reason you can receive this error is because people have been naming files in a different case format (e.g. Test.html or TEST.html) letters and calling upon those files in a different case format with their browser.

Hmm that helps

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)

fuck the jubilee

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limpfish, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

That is

absolute genius...

(exyzed, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

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