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# OOps....
Ozzy left a spliff burning upstairs again....
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)
# he
just won't learn will he?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)
# well that was different
lighting a beacon by setting fire to a kitten so it runs into it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# stupid pair of tits
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# oooooooo
how dramatic
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# can you at least
mention what it is you're talking about? it's mightily confusiding
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)
# The feckin' fireworks, man!
you can see them from our upstairs window and the palace is about 4 miles away from us! They're amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# doh! of course!
i am dildo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)
# and
lovely they are too
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)
# they are
but there's a fuck-off cloud of smoke spewing over central london now... mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# no-one
would notice though
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# i can't see the fireworks from here
but all the clouds have been lit up in a freaky luminescence
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Good shot eh?
I liked that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# OK i will choose Andrea now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# oops forgot the queen was in there
still it makes itbetter i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)
# with that amount of hairspray
i reckon she's flammable.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# my god
i bugger off for 45 mins and there's more spaz than a fookin weekday.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# you haven't got a TV...
..you missed the sheer ridiculousness.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# i watched cauliflower-eared fathers in the crowd being interviewed
whilst i was sitting in the comfortable surroundings of the chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# ello
moi names ben elton can i feel yer tit? ta love
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# Heh, her top sez "Anal"...
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)
# look at his cheeky li'l grin
look at her strained grimace of tolerance
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)
# Woo and Yay
For Britain !!!

down with slow bits of TV - more action !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# baha
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)
# well grabbed sir...
that is the image of the night, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# Needs Dark, claw'ed wings...
...enveloping Rod and Cliff I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# like this?
(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Heh
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# Front page
Has to be.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)
# Non e possibile
To make the front page it has to be the start of a thread.
Otherwise it would be, I promise...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# i rekon the guy
in the white suit is plastered...
(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# Yebbut
He has tainted Lord Ozzy with his foul touch.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# Like I said
you couldn't photoshop that.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# What the fuck is this all about?
the kiddies and the plinky music... (Is it Hall of the Mountaion King?)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)
# No.
Dance of the sugar plum fairy I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Nah... I kinda knew it wasn't, but I can't place it.
sorry. beer.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Speaking of Queens

I'll stop now ...
(Deb, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)
# Wooo!
Welcome to b3ta.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# And wooo ! unto you ...
Thanks for the welcoming committee !! Will there be tea ??
(Deb, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# Don't stop!
We like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Don't ... stop
That's what HE said ... Thanx for the compliment.
(Deb, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)
# Ello Queen, gotta new motah?
That's her new Bentley, gotta 10-CD changer in the back. You'll see her throwing a shitload out the window now I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)
# Ladies & Gentlemen
The Queen Has Fucked Off Out The Building.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# "Everyone in the House of Windsor"
Did Macca really just say that?

Class... a modern "rattle your pearls".
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# Ozzy knows the chorus to this one
He did fumble the verses though
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:09, archived)
# sing a long a madman.
Yeah
Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People say I'm insane cause I'm down frowning all the time

Fight just did no good (with/for) you because my mind's all full of hate
Say my mind goes good somewhere with an angel god I promise you.

Somebody help me occupy my brain.
Oh yeah

Hey

People say my mind's all full of things I don't know where I go.
Ev'ry thing is happ'ng to me and my mind's all what I know.

Oh yeah

Hey

Having someone with my woman cause she wouldn't help me now wtf: tp
Ev'ry thing keeps going wrong because my mind's all full of hate

Ev'ry thing is going bad because my fate is no where here
Now want you to see me smile and then I know I know one thing
(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)
# Hi Jim
Take {more|less} tablets as needed matey....
Good Ozzy 'Confused of Wolverhampton' impression
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# i always take
more or less tables sean*...

(oops - thats our cover blown then...)
(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)
# Dang
I'll have to get a new job.
Oh yeah, got one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)
# ?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# Ozzy, obviously couldn't remember the words
to Hey Jude. He couldn't clap in time.
Remember the henchman in Shrek?. Thats really Ozzy.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# did better
than ol' brian wilson
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)
# Brian Wilson.Singalong now..
I'm picking up shipping broadcasts
My hips do the weather forecasts
Good good good, good vibrators
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)
# NANANANANANANANANANA
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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)
# mm Batman.
My nickname for years.
I love Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# ever watch
Mystery Science Theatre 3K
There's a great one they have with a guy that looks like Prince and another guy woho they keep calling Batman. "I'm Batman.."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# no
:(
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# must see MST3k
.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)
# a
kula shaker nananananananananananananana
anananaaa
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)
# That was one of the most amazing lineups ever gathered on one stage...
to perform one of the shittiest gigs.

Awful. But much "b3tta with b3ta"(TM)... thank you all.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)
# is there some
royal bollix going on this weekend...

i keep seeing loads of bunting...

is it the old girls birthday?

edit: or did she die?
(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)
# she's dead
hence the big party
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# The Queen and Ozzy
They're closer than you think

They tell me that I look like Ozzy you know.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# jesus... you are scary.
in an Ozzy-like way.

But a lovely b3tan too, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)
# Scary?
Strange, people who don't know me say that occasionally, then
when they do they call me things like "The most placid man I ever met"

yeah PLACID.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# is that after you've
stood on their throat?

:o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# Heh
I think I'm just too lazy to really get angry with anyone is all.

There ain't many folks more slackful than me.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# Dunno, I'm
lyin' on me back being fed ale by some busty tart.

Knew a Mrs. Kipling once, she was an exceedingly good fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)
# great! We need more
long haired types on this board; so far I think there's only me an' Spacefeesh.

I meant blokes
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)
# There's me as well.
currently 4" above the crack o' me RS.


(edit: Check the profile , you can't see it, but it'll go with the rest of the image)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# and dies-irae
with the mad blue hair that i want!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Well
And me now, I've apparently done nearly seventy pictures I found
when I put 'em on webpage today.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Aye, I'm in the process
of doing that too; dunno why! Half of 'em will have to be accompanied with 'this was an in-joke for a week and we laughed like drains'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# Easy way.
I just made a perlscript to write out the contents of the entire directory,
they're automatically added when I upload 'em now. Never have to update an index. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)

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