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# Claims of cheating in derby shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:41, archived)
# why thank you !
you are after all the inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)
# the horse looks rather cold
can I suggest earsocks™ from your best known supplier breel.

=)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# of course!
and they help the aerodynamics!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)
# and keep
everyone snug

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)
# My God!
You hero
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)
# i have just got home. it tok me thirteen hours. I...
1) left the bar at eleven
2) got fucking stuck on the pissing northern line
3) chatted to a nice single mum about destiny's child
4) missed the last train from paddington
5) swore like a mofo, yo.
6) ate and swore some more, then boarded the last train leaving paddington. it went to reading
7) was offered a place to crash by a bloke on the train. politely declined in case he was a braineating bumbandit.
8) got off the train in reading, 2:30 AM, no place to go, stations closing.
9) chat to a totally sexy girl for a while, trying to subtly make her take me home. she doesn't.
10) find a travelodge, which will cost me 50 quid, so i don't go in it.
11) find a b&b, ding the bell repeatedly to no avail.
12) curl up on the floor outside the b&b, ready to sleep there.
13) a dude in a suit who i assume runs the place says i can go in the back door and crash on the floor, so i follow him in.
14) his room is smashed to shit and his bed is covered in blood. he removes his jacket, grins shepishly and says "er, i'm a junkie". he has a large tattoo on his head. he begins playing final fantasy 8. my tiredness takes over and i fall asleep on the floor, which smells of piss.
15) i wake up around 6:30, check my anus for bleeding, and fucking leg it out of there. get the 9:25 train from Reading.
16) which brings us to now.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:17, archived)
# jesus
you king. that is entirely rock and roll, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)
# What a dull life you lead
Seriously - I've done the hanging around Reading in the middle of the night thing too and it's not very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)
# i often hang around reading
till i run out of books. arf.
i'd never been there before but it seemed like i'd probably have been okay sleeping in the street, didn't seem to rough. or am i wrong as fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)
# I meant the situation wasn't very nice.
I managed to stay in the station as there were still a few trains running so it was only a couple of hours wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)
# the bastards locked the station
what a bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)
# sounds
as if you didnt avoid the braineating bumbandit after all. he sounds frigging mental. not fun. oh no.
(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# Sounds like a great night


apart from that last bit, that sounds fucking scary
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)
# an amazing tale.
you should make a film.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)
# or an animation
perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)
# i am not very good at animations
but i am gonna have a go. anyone else who feels they could do a good one, feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# doesnt Prince Charlie boy
own the Reading travel lodge?
irrelevant but interesting(sort of)
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)
# MyNight
1)drankBeer
2)drankMore
3)and-I'm-Still-Awake
4)I-can-still-type
5)go-to-bed-soon
([]DOo []DOo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Christ!
Makes my journey home after the last B3ta party in Kentish Town seem like Noddy walking through a part in comparison!

My hat off to you sir. I merely came home to an ifestation of ants over my conmputer for some sodding strange reason.
(Glis, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Ooooooooooh
Bad luck dude. I was sure I'd miss my last train but then I didn't and anyway it would have
only been an hour or so's walk if I did.

Need to try and get this stuff of my camera before my friend comes over...
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# You should have
gone to an A+E department. Just hop on a trolley and you'll be left undisturbed for hours. And they have vending machines there too for snacks and hot drinks. And nurses.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] nice one nacho
really liked this one

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)
# enter that
for the turner prize
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)
# I have one better for the turner
see edit above
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# my turner prize entry
shat upon ya face

i call it 'desperation'
(garry, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)
# come on then
where's my 'we love you tomdog' sign that i requested? i'll be heartily miffed if nobody did one..
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)
# woo
yay
headache.
still woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)
# hay woo to you
soz for the timespaz
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)
# cripes
i'd forgotten about the cameras!!!!!!

Lovely colour earsocks tho.

I managed to fall over on the way home, and now have a lovely assortment of bruises on my knee. Stella is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)
# yes
its dirty dirty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)
# those socks suited you
soz about your knee.
Stella isnt evil it just the chemms in it. =)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)
# ah well
i had a brilliant time. Lovely lovely people you all.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)
# this calls for "super-spazz!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)
# if were going on spazz’ez
http://www.what-ever.co.uk/time/
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)
# ::::
(Ziccho, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
took me a second to work that out, me slow
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)
# disturbingly well done!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)
# fantastic!
thats cool.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)
# right!
off to do some family/dinner interfacing type shit!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)
# I take it a good time was had by all last night?
Excellent deployment of earsocks as fa as I can see.

Sorry no Edinb3tan contingent.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)
# yep
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)
# what the fuck sock
you all look far too healthy to have been in Old St.
Where is that???
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)
# its
in Germany/Cologne/Porz/Wahn
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)
# I am Canem
And I say:
mitglied.lycos.de/flkbcanem/b.jpg
(Canem, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)
# b3ta bash germany
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# just found this
This needs a big falling Lectern
www.angelfire.com/ns/hitler/images/hail2.gif
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Nope
What it needs is moving from angelfire. The URL is rewritten to loadblock.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# oops
the little gif anim in the middle

www.angelfire.com/ns/hitler/main.html
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)
# this is what I mean
I got punched by s gangster at the second party we went to, it was funny, he was a real dick and I kept on telling him in no uncertain terms why he was : you know, the kind of righteous indignation you get when your really really really drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)
# That's-a-terrible-shade-Does-not-suit-you-sir
Because-your-NOT-worth-it
([]DOo []DOo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)
# I know
Neither was he, I feel awful about it tho, Im meant to be doing a tv show on tuesday with my girl and I cant go on looking like this so were gonna have to cancel, it was a 5 grand gig as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)
# stuff that!
just go! - they can do wonders with super glue and fuzzy felt these days!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)
# righteous indignation
a damn fine band name!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)
# oh my god what have I done?
It's fun to shop at the B..3..T..A - zipped right clicky save as
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)
# b'jesus!
and
well done!
(no video?)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)
# mmm video
OK. got to go out just now. be back soon and hey great pics breel. must try and make it to the July birthday bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)
# class.
I'm sure that'll have a vid by the end of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)
# canadian wrestling victory

but judges are unsure about some of the holds used by the canadian team
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# since its an iceskating in joke
I think it deserves a relevant tuime spazz ;
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)
# but...
/bottom lip a-quiver
...it's wrestling!?!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)
# no
dude, look, its canadian, hence whether its sitting outside the local gas zstation with your pickup drinking a few reebs, or wrestling, it all comes down to one thing in canada... Ice skating.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# all the subtleties
of life in canada, reduced to a single act - this gives me ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)
# o No!
we dont want that! Aaargh wasps getting ideas! Aaarrrggghhh!
BTW, Where do you live man?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)
# lester
(north americans note: that's pronounced lie-sess-tah)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
# hehehe
i've just been looking round your site...
very good! but some very dodgy stuff! :)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)
# Weird question...
but does anyone know how to turn the little "e" symbol that Internet Explorer uses as an icon for a web page into a picture? It's something that dogbomb figured out.
(Kimbo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:17, archived)
# Eh?
By using the power of PrtScn, surely?
(rear_endo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:31, archived)
# o mi fucking
crikey....................................ow.,.......................ow ow ow ow ow..............and you will understand soon.......................ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:09, archived)
# Pah!
LightWeights...
([]DOo []DOo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:18, archived)
# From below
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 8:48, archived)
# For-goodness-sake
Put-some-sunglasses-on-man...

Yikes.
([]DOo []DOo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)
# Brush-them-teeth
When-your-at-it....

Yikes-x2
([]DOo []DOo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:08, archived)
# get you chins out …
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)
# nice pics - you know
you'll have to put them all up again later - everyones in bed...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Im not
Im in pain. Why couldnt you come last night man?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# no i wont
I’ll direct people to the archive.
and why were you not there? will you be there on the 5th??
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)
# I-can-count-9-chins....
Anyone??
Want-to-add-more-to-these-Hutts
([]DOo []DOo, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 9:36, archived)

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