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# i saw this last night whilst
i was at the Agincourt(club in Camberly)

i thought it was hilarious...
i know, i'm getting my coat, and satan!, i'll be down in a minute
(djmothra, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)
# rolfmao
glass cock
(minoltion, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)
# that t-shirt
is from
www.tshirthell.com
(theredqueen, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# ?
roll on laugh and floor my arse off...?
makes a change i suppose :-)
(djmothra, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)
# rolf mayonnaise ?
.;
(minoltion, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# ah ha!
now everything makes sense!
(djmothra, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)
# tshirt hell
is the coolest, if you send a design for a shirt in and they like it, they include it in their catalogue and you earn royalties on each sale. Cool eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:55, archived)
# Why, oh why did you let Mike take his shirt off? MY EYES!!
It's just too goddamned white!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
shiny whiteness
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
# he uses his
special daz bluey whiteness to fend off reading junkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# ooohhhhh
i've gone mspaint mad. i give you
lichtenstein

and the image that adorns a million students tshirts
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Class!! sheer genius
(Mike take note)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)
# have some paintmashed animals saying woo for your effort
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)
# they're
crying out for a spong. but i've already done one today, and i don't wanna be typecast...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)
# there you go stouffer
now living here
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# paintmash
feels like a second home to me now. i must start doing some original works.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)
# this was a self-portrait i did for a mini-challenge

I adore MSpaint
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)
# ooooooh mr pizza
can i display that one too?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)
# go for it,
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)
# done
here, although my machine just turned off unexpectedly twice in the proceedings
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)
# cheers
dude!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 18:04, archived)
# In response to Lichtenstein
I give you Wittgensteinspong
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Kaboom!
b3tabash pictures
(tomsk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# woo
the nacho shades one is top
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)
# clever,
but no names?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)
# I said that.
He said, fuck off I can't be arsed.
So there you go(!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)
# I'm on it now...
...no rest for the wicked...
(tomsk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# you
star!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# it
looks more like someone's sitting room than a bar.
(theredqueen, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# just wondered....
do u take over the venue, or were there regular punters there wondering what the fucksocks you were all up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# no, we didn't hire the whole place,
we just scared most non-b3tan people off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)
# Dr Phil and Tomsk
Just a quick heeelllooo!! in-between bathing Jasmin, and looking at last nights pics.

Glad you all had a really good time, I'm so gutted we missed it, never mind at least we have some pics to look at!
see ya in July :)
(wifeofpizza, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)
# Wooooo!
Pics updated now... Names and all.
Might wanna clear yer cache out first.
(tomsk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# *cough*
absent b3tans?
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)
# We ran a requests thingy yesterday.
People asked to be added (Weebl misunderstood I think).
Otherwise we'd have had to carry a 3300+ long list...
Sorry!
(tomsk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
# furry
muff then. i wasn't around yesterday. where on earth was i?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)
# oops!
missed last night...was it a gooden?
have piccie to post (if i can get feckin' 50megs.com to let me log in...>:-| grrr)
(djmothra, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Heheheh
loved Lumpy's SPONG!

You crazy cats you!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Apologies in advance...
Its a

Murray Walker!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)
# No need to apologise
That one is pun-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)
# he looks so pleased with it, too
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)
# munted munty munt
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)
# thats class
im laughing my ear socks off
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# mmm
earsocks...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)
# is that lambrini or lambrusco?
that you potatoeshopped over the glass cock?
(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Lambrini girls
just wanna wear earsocks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 18:06, archived)
# the shit list.
http://www.qwertyuiop.co.uk/gs/atoz/people/a/index.htm

This site is basically and alphabetical who's who of crap british gameshow/talkshow presenters and other minor celebrities... you know, jeremy beadle, shane richie, bob carolgese and the like.

Plenty of material available for potatoshopping.
(monkeymartyr, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# righto
i'm off to a bbq in the rain (hey its their problem)

see you all in a little while
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)
# worth the licence fee..
(gumboots, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Do you read minds or sommat?
I've been thinking exactly that to myself over the last few days...

Perhaps Channel 4 would be interested in a new sketch show?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Any more ideas for b3ta tv programs?
Spaz
(p.s. much woo and yay too the pic too)
(I helped save b3ta! JayBeeEmm, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The Turner prize is...
A Bunch of Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# heh
dangleberries?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# A bunch
of arse, I believe...
(tomsk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)
# it's
one of my favourite expressions
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)
# it could
win
(minoltion, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# assgrapes
oooh!
(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# who is the mystery blonde lady
You know. The one in the b3ta pics from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# she was a mate of
MisterAlfie wasnt she? You are talking about the "zippy" girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# yes
zippy girl
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# fucked if I know..
but I bestow upon her the "Now Legendary" status.
Was her name "Labia" by any chance? I think thats a lovely name for a girl :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# or
throbbing vulva
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# If Mr Alfie was in a checked shirt and glasses...
then it's his sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# <ART></ART>

(Stephen Smith, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Ooops
Geocities don't let you link imgage files like that.

Who has the list of nice free hosts?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# netfirms.com
tripod.co.uk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# ...
Well ain't that a bitch?
(Stephen Smith, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] .


By taking a rather cliched old painting and turning it into a cheesy joke, the artist has created something that is clearly more than the sum of it's parts.

This piece thumbs it's nose at the establishment, ridiculing a world that takes itself too seriously, while giving gentle encouragement to let go and enjoy itself,

wow, I can talk some great bullshit when I try
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# I do hope this sells well.

You have no idea how long this took.
(mad_dog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# hehee
that looks like fun.

Can you set The Fear on the little fuckers? I'd buy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# just brilliant!
love the 'NSFW' bit, class!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# love it.
My mind boggles at how the gameplay might work.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# a little light entertainment
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# it not work! (but does now!)
yes lovely! needs more pie!
(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# works for me
hmm anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Works for me too
and hardly anything works properly on my setup.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# Perfect
Jazz Pie Blues, mmmmmm, makes me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# nice.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# so good,
I've watched it over and over and over.
Then, just to make sure, I watched all the others twice too.
I love Weebl.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# You are one strange man Mr Weebl...
but we like it 8-P
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)
# Woo.
Yeh, man. Dig that crazy pie jaaaaazz.


Nice.
(tomsk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)
# that
is one seriously laid-back Son-of-a-Pie.

Nice!
/end Fast Show jazzman voice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# is 20m.com
fuckered for anyone else today, or does it just hate me? morning all, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# dont know.
top of the mornin to ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# good night had by
all last night then?
*grinds teeth with jealousy when he remembers that he ended up in one of the shitty fecking unions for the first time in months last night. then remembers that it was beach party night and there was girls in bikinis. woo*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# last night ruled..
and crab_bloke didnt puke on anyone either, so YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# yes
tis buggered byond belief
(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# damnation
my mspaint lichtenstein will have to wait til tomorrow then.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] slightly late...
(christophaloph, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# or..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Woo
A reward of less than 1/52 of the amount they leech and sponge every year.
Bargain!
Mo Mowlam has the right idea on royalty.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# oi!
anyone got the foto of me with tits? if so, [email protected] is where to send it to.
Im off for a bath to wash off the stink of b3tans. You sweaty bastards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Dave, just don't look at him!
He only wants the attention.


(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# mwahahahahahahahaha a a ! ! !
nice one cyril !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# thanks pickle!
(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)

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