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# evil
truely evil

(skagg, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] the gentle art of sophisticated highbrow comedy


20m, so give it time
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# youre right..
you DO need therapy.
fuckhead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# i'm still confused
as to how you got your shirt back and i got mine back, and why poptart took hers off. confused as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# i was chasing the green fairies
by then, so I cant help.
Hadda bring her and lumpy back home (b3tan babysitter=me)..
Eventually we found out we were crumpetless (thats a lot of crumpetlessness) so went to tescos and pissed everyone off. So go us.
Felt like shyte this morning.
Just deposited the lump at leicester square and staggered home.
poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# i had various wacky adventures
but they woulda been better if i'd been wearing a gumball 3000 shirt.....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# aye, true..
I was fine with you having it, biut poptart went a bit spare with me for giving it away..
I do admire the way she got it back though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# and i'm rather glad
no one seemed to have a camera at the time.. yay and woo for toplessnessness in public places!
(bella, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)
# mike.
you need software.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# bear with me
first time i've tried this, & i haven't got a FAQing clue wot i'm doing....
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# ok, so it's gone tiny.
but i dunno why? it's bigger than that really?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# sod it, link instead.
don't know how to make it clicky either. I feel soo stoopid

communities.msn.com/spongfinger/spongings.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# hur hur hur
'poo'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# haha
SPONGoose !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Dr Phil
whats your email? so i can send you that brochurey thing i was on about last night
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# ooo
it's phil at tomandphil dot co dot uk. Laaaaaaaaarverly, you nice man.
BTW I just read the story about you going for the interview and laughed like a fool for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# heh
keeps making me chortle :)
shall send the stuff post haste
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# are my eyes deceiving me...
...or is that a on the bbc news homepage?

the french are lacking an image
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The exclamation of surprise


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# That is the first thing to lift my mood today
Well done that man.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Combined
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# how about me and wifeof's party, last night?
Wifeof sends this, to create grinnage...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# While grinnage <10
do `read b3ta`
grinnage ++
loop
exit {exit status GRIN }
vessel = CAN
if [ -f k ]
then drink k
elsif $CAN 1
open can
fi
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] the suspicion of sentence punctuation

here we see the true glories of punctuation revealed in a marvellous juxtapostion of a single large object and its surrounding myriad needles
/bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Is that a colostomy bag wearers bowels?
semi colon?





/coat
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# -
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# i cannot express how much i like that
i'm a bit upset by it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Fantastic
excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] coat getting
coat/get
(minoltion, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# luvvly
where are 1.0 & 2.0?
(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# in the mists
of the timespaz
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] My mirror inspires me every morning
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# i've got one
of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Pix
Like I said to anyone who would listen last night, my camera is
very shit indeed and has no flash and really needs bright light not dark pubs.

Still, you can look here and see that for yourself if you want.

I'm gonna go sit in front of the TV and do nothing for a
while. I'm out of webspace so I can't fucking hummus until
I get a larger quota.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# i still feel cheated
that you are a dude, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Well
Sorry about that, there's not much I can do about it now. I
guess even a sex change operation wouldn't please you much.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# I kinda like the blurriness....
Bugger. I'm at work for a couple of hours on a Sunday afternoon.

At least I can play music loud though.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "continuation"
by me
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# like
whoa, that's deep, man
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# has anyone got anything to say about the party?
(not afterwards, although those posts have been compulsive viewing)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# it was good
what i experienced of it was anyway. i licked dr phil.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# i wanted to go
but i didn't have a thing to wear, and seeing all the photos i think i would have just lurked n sniggered at your shenanigans... no change there then... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I hope for her sake
that was a typo :P
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# nope
the poor girl.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# he did you know.
i screamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# what can i say?
i'm an animal.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# when did you have your last tetanus?
good time DrP?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# it was lovely.
mike is lovely, weebl is lovely... everyone is lovely. We were all VERY pissed off that you and wifeof couldn't make it. Kick that babysitter when you see them again, won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# I've murdered the fucker
to make sure it doesn't happen again
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I WANT NEW TOY!!

i'm getting the hang of these anims now!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# beware
EVIL CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# aaaargh
the evil cat is back!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# He can smell
their spicy brains, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# more proof of his conquoring of the entertainment industry
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# ...so you photoshopped that girl,
and you photoshopped the kitten...
I don't see why you didn't do anything to crab bloke though. He'll be hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# aha!
my subtlety has you bamboozled!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# That
extra big liquified grin :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# in
one!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my piece.
It represents what you want it to!

(PornDungeon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)
# PCI TV cards!
(Oo - I used the 'subject' line properly for maybe the first time - yay me)

Any of you hungover chaps and chapesses know of a dual-standard TV Card that does both PAL-I and NTSC? Spent the last bleedin' hour trawling the interweb and it was a right cunt getting them dolpins back in the water I can tellya.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)
# erm, any bt848/878 based card
should do it. Though the 878 is the better of the two.
I have a 40 quid Prolink Pixelview PlayTV Pro which is 878 based and does PAL/NTSC/SECAM, analogue cable, TV, FM Radio, Composite video and SVHS.

The WinTV cards use the same chips and have the same capabilities but cost a lot more!
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Wierd.
The bt878 does get a mention, particularly with the likes of the Mercury card (28-33 quid inc remote) and the Jetway card, but I don't go near Jetway stuff if I can help it.
Where'd you get yours from? PC World = shite.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# my hauppage
does secam, ntsc-m, pal-m,n,ncombo and bghidk.
if that helps...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Did you
just have an accident on your keyboard there? :o) Wot's 'bghidk?'
And is your hauppauge the wintv Go?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# pal bghidk
is the one you use in the uk for tv reception...!
i've got an old wintv pci.
i think the go doesnt have a remote, and is mono rather than nicam stereo.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Grr. Then why doesn't
any of the hauppauge product packaging OR the website say multi-standard? Or am I supposed to think that because it doesn't then I should assume it does.

Confyowsed.

(I thought PAL-I was the UK version? No matter :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# edited about 8 times:
pal-i is part of the pal-bghidk, which are all pretty similar.

hang on a mo and i'll test ntsc capturing
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# yup
its fine for ntsc
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Most cool,
so I could've bought that bastard WinTV jobbie then. Not bothered about remotes or owt like that.

Cheers RR!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# If you spazz back to this
Try www.span.co.uk

I got my tv card for £23 from them. Hoppidge WinTV2go. Works perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# i totally read that as
big dick.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I prefer my art
in video form
(whybother, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)
# in the form of
can't find quicktime file?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I tryed to fix it
but I think I'm using the wrong tool
(whybother, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Mike
Not wishing to worry you or anything, but, There is now a grotty flat somewhere in reading thats full of blood, has signs of a struggle (totally trashed) and now has traces of your dna too.
I am keeping an eye on the news just in case.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# more than just traces
the afternoon before the b3ta bash thing i had had a haircut, so theres bits of my hair on the floor too.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# hmm
thats how they caught the ripper...
well, erm actually, no it isnt
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# right here's mike's big adventure - made by the man himself
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# hehe
i bet mike is disappointed
(minoltion, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# i am a fucking genius
it goes too fast though. whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# I do love your
smiley ginger head, though, nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# microsoft paint
only offers one default shade of orange. that is why everyone has a ginger head.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)
# no it doesn't
(try double clicking on the colours)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# that sounds like hard fucking work
i just use the default ones. i wasn't really going for photorealism.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# lazy
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# its pure genius
Mikes big adventure, lol, would make a superb book for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# mike
have you seen my site? it was in this week's newsletter.

please can i put a copy of this on there?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# soitanly
edit - you are dean. cool. you dance like a motherfucker.
also - thhe sites taking ages to load but i am literally on the edge of my seat (small seat).
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)
# splendid
i'll get on it right away

and i've made a copy where all the frames come up longer

edit: actually, my name is Thom, not dean, and rob got it wrong and fixed it after they'd all gone out. and i don't dance. or at least not well.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)
# fantastico
dude, i got a 'zero sized reply' from your site. hmm...?

edit. okay fine, thom. huh. you should dance like a motherfucker.

edit 2.0. i just tried the link from the newsletter and it worked fine. i like it. i guess the .tk thing sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# don't ask me
try reloading it

edit: i agree, i should dance like a motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# anyways, it's here
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Class !
Like the frame where you say "Blimey". Isn't that just what you were thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Woo
That is a work of art, Mike.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Smileysmile
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)
# dear god no
!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)
# oooh, Sandman reference.
(The Corinthian, right? Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Am I too sad to live?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Inspired by 'bad trip'
And no, you are not too sad to live.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Is that
Comics or have I now descended too far into nerd?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

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