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# A dramatic fall in the number of penguins in the Falklands according to the news,
20 years ago there were 6 million, now there's less than a million.

Police think that a polar bear moving into the area a few years ago is unconnected.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] request
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:46, archived)
# hey
hey...I am new... www.veryfunnypics.com/signs/images/acopycatpie.jpg this is the best I can do for i have no idea how to put pics on the board......I am hoping this does not count as porn..that is not what i am trying to do.. www.veryfunnypics.com/signs/images/aEBAY.JPG ......this would hurt.... www.veryfunnypics.com/signs/images/ballsign.jpg ......this is one of my favorites... www.veryfunnypics.com/signs/images/ChooseyourFontwisely.jpg and always remember to brush your teeth... www.veryfunnypics.com/signs/images/colgate.jpg ...If i find anymore..which i will...I want to know how to put the picture on the messege board..this site is cool and fun
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:20, archived)
# Those are pretty good aren't they.
You can put pictures in the same as a normal web page veiw the source of the page to see how the code works.
With things like the collections on veryfunnypics is that at one time or another someone will have most likely posted the best of the pictures here.
If you just want to provide a link to the pics like you're doing or a link to the main page they are on then it'll save too much 'glass cockage'.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:32, archived)
# hey
hey...I am new....I dont have a clue what you are talking about....I know a little html...(how to change font color and size and the backround color...but that is it..
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:48, archived)
# ok lesson 1
what you are feeling is 'I can't fucking hummus' syndrome this can be helped by visiting www.icantfuckinghummus.tk/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:51, archived)
# AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
.
(miniuzi, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:20, archived)
# hahahaaaa
I've seen some scary pussies in my time but...etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Visa
hey..I am new... Visa it's everywhere you want to be..... www.veryfunnypics.com/priceless/images/pricelessdoggie.jpg
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 4:51, archived)
# Hi
you know b3ta has been going for nearly a year now. If you go to the bottom of the page you'll see a link to 'older posts' www.b3ta.com/board/archive/1413/ that's 1413 pages of stuff so far, if you click that you can keep going back and see many months worth of weird images, funny things and cool links.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 4:55, archived)
# hey
hey...I am new...I will go to the old boards and have fun with them for awhile...a year is a long time...well not really, but i get your point...and I was also wondering how to create my own custom pics....
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:31, archived)
# Most of use use graphics programs
like ms paint, photoshop and paintshop pro. You can make your images and then upload them to the internet to a free hosting site like 20m.com
Then you link to them like you have the other pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:35, archived)
# if you mean the actual process of making them
then that's more a case of trial and error, with photoshop you can find quite a few tutorials online to help you get used to it.
hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/design/graphics/tutorials/tutorial1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:38, archived)
# Practice
Makes perfect. Get yourself a copy of Photoshop and just start messing around with some pics. you'll catch on eventually.
(Rift, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:57, archived)
# hey
hey...I am new....Does anyone know the password for the epslion site?....I am stumped and getting bored trying to look for it
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 4:35, archived)
# hey
hey....I am new and wanting to know the best funny or useless sites around...it seems that I have been everywhere and done evrything.....please help..I have been to all of the links on the b3ta page...
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 4:26, archived)
# click on the b3ta newsletter bit on the front page.
then go back through all the past issues.
That should keep you busy for a while.

Try clicking the usernames of ppl on here for their profiles, some of which will have links to their own websites.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 4:32, archived)
# That Epscilon game on the frontpage...
...is very muddling indeed. Even the clues in the sourcecode didn't help me overly much. At least google reveals that the guy behind it likes Popbitch, and also thinks realultimatepower.net was a laugh.

Anyone got past the keyword yet? I've tried eliminating/only using the red letters, but to no avail.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 1:31, archived)
# I thought it was amusing, anyway
Do with it what you will.
(ccradio, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 1:02, archived)
# Did you read all the "letters from dumbdumbs"?
I think the guy handles airheads rather well, especially the one who tried to report him for fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 2:46, archived)
# kitty paintings
I found this link in the Letters from dumb dumbs.
www.monpa.com/wcp/

(miniuzi, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 4:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I give you the "Domo-Stamp"
(Rift, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:48, archived)
# yes!
:D NICE!
mao tse domo
(deel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:49, archived)
# can't stop
probably has been done before..wth.
(deel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 1:45, archived)
# last one ..promise
(deel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ohh baby!
(deel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:33, archived)
# MWMWmamamahahahahahahaha!!!
perfectomondo !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:01, archived)
# been looking at that all night
and i've been so dazzled by her face i've only just noticed what tyson is doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:27, archived)
# ..
late night smoke/looking at the stars

it was fun.. i'll queue up a minidisc and i should goto sleep...
(minoltion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:25, archived)
# wll
nightgood
(minoltion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:39, archived)
# night eberyone
i amgoing to alon towers tomotrrow reallynearly. i am prbably goiung to be montster sick.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:07, archived)
# Be sure to vom
on kids in white tshirts. Makes it all so much more fun.
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:10, archived)
# Someone did that to
my little brother once. Then he puked too, and it started a chain reaction. This is actually true. Highly amusing from the ground. Provided one had a brolly.
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:12, archived)
# A little bit late, and a little bit low quality
So I apologise for the spazz and the crud, but you get the general idea :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# snake
surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:59, archived)
# should i have more beer?
i have chucked already. i started at 4:30. SECOND response gets it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:50, archived)
# bed
now
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)
# ah
dude.... i'm gonna edit now.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# good thinking
goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)
# beer
goooooooooooooooood
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:07, archived)
# Sponging furtive chimp thief
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)
# that nokia logo
is it just me or is that the jet powered waterskiing furtive on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)
# you're just
begging me to repost this aren't you?
The chimp's great btw
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:58, archived)
# about to induce vomiting.
edit - ah dude, my abthroom smells like sick now.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:41, archived)
# STOP!
1) Get digi camera/webcam.

2) continue previous activity.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)
# hello all
and a simultaneous goodnight. i am going to alton towers tomorrow and am probably going to be sick. why? because i am currently drunk as fuck.
it ttok me a very long time to type this.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:39, archived)
# Mike....
if it's busy, fork out a fiver for a Q-mobile ticket.TRUST ME.

That way you'll get on Air. It is so chilled rain turns to ice within a 50 metre radius.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:40, archived)
# This is the last time I'll even mention this...
but Yank-fest is going to be on the 29th of this month at Disneyland! If anyone wants to go, please let me KNOW!!!
(Kimbo, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)
# you are blogged
sir
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)
# Thank you!
For God's sake, people. it's Disneyland! Who wouldn't want to go?
(Kimbo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 0:05, archived)
# every tennisplayer's nightmare
made by Pino @kotnet.absurd

(nonke_benny, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# is that ball
bouncing along the text like a karaoke video?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)
# couldn't resist one more before bed...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)
# hurah
yay pickledpizza you aregeat
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# Late-night spong
photoshop/pub=!DIV0

(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)
# Hehehe - fantastic
On that note - night folks!
Just saw Nicole Kidman on Beeb 1 - her septum looked particularly dissolved...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:28, archived)
# hmmmm
she's on her way back to 'BMX Bandits' Nicole I fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# now there's a blast from the past.
(time to go to bed)
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)
# night mate,
I'm off too......

cat out. check.
doors locked. check
beer drunk. check
me drunk. arse.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)
# Night night
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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:40, archived)
# Septum seems ok...
she did seem to laugh at almost every word from Ewan's mouth tho. Must be on sumfink.

(ed: And she was hanging on to the edge of the seat and jiggering a lot when the lights went down. Bad trip?)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:42, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:32, archived)
# When boomerangs
attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)
# Inside every Welsh Chick....
....is an ugly, scrawny bird waiting to get out!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:39, archived)
# One good meme...
Deserves another.

(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:41, archived)
# that deserves
a pissed post-vomit tums up
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)

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