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# funny irc quotes page
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:36, archived)
# dont ask me
I just bored here


(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)
# right
that's it i'm going home bye all
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)
# gooooood
bye
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:36, archived)
# Spaz-cock, I know...
http://members.cox.net/michaelsstorage/VWMPG.mpg
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)
# that didn't work...
not only spaz-cock, but broken as well
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)
# Another try at hotlinks
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)
# Glass cock.
 
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# But ace all the same.
Woo.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)
# bless you
Tomsk.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)
# YIKES
My Boss seen that 8 breasted kittenhead....

He's not impressed
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)
# ROB!!
Don't forget the Nigerian B3ta flag for tommorrow morning :-)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)
# this one?

i did remind him earlier...
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)
# Yeah :-)
Soz...I missed the earlier reminder, I had a meeting, and when it finished, the spaz was like a blinding white light!! :)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)
# seeing as you on
i borrowed that picture you did of me for my profile - hope you don't mind? (credited to you and everything! :-)...)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)
# very mean
they have given me time off to feck around on b3ta, erm i mean watch the match!
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)
# I HAVE FINALY FOUND AN UGLY CAT....


WHAT A MINGER!!

i didnt think they existed, poor git.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahahah
hahahahah!
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] coolity
well, i think so

NSFW
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# Where is the original from?
I'm curious to see it in it's full glory before potato-chopping. I won't be seeing my girlfriend for a few weeks and well, you know it gets lonely.... actually, it's for a friend, yea, my mate erm.. John, yea, he wants to know. It's for a course he's doing. No really it is.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)
# Say Hi to Peter:
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)
# a fully grown 'Adam's family'
thing?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# somebody make him hairy
like the lovechild of cousin it and thing
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)
# Hi Peter!
.
is this work safe i.e. are all of those legs?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# Yes.
That's my hand. Woo.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)
# my
don't you have long fingers?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)
# Note how
me index finger is at a funny shape because I chopped it off when I was a stoopid 13 year old. Duh.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)
# so it is
did it come right off?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)
# Not quite,
[edit]Just re-read that story and it's grim. Gone now.[/edit]
Works perfectly now, though, apart from minor wonkiness.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)
# christ...
...it's dominic mohan - check to see if he's got man-tits...
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:37, archived)
# this image is mad
(linked as its a bit big)
mad animated picture ripe for tatershoppin
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)
# Honestly...X-Bear
has only had a few ales...

(early celebrating for tomoz me thinks!)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)
# Spazzing back, I found the Google Image Randomizer
and I once built something similar which randomly changes bits (as in binary bits) in the pictures:
Klik
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)
# clapclapclap
kicks turners arse methinks
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)
# New song is ready : J-PEG BABY
Can anyone please host this light rock peach of a song ?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# yeah
why not, its not as if ive got a lot of quality pics taking up my bandwith (im longing for a copy of tatershop)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)
# Nice one matey
Please mail me at koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk and I shall reply with the mp3 file.

Thanks Yoda
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:41, archived)
# argh
sorry about the delay, all is fine and dandy now
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 18:06, archived)
# Mailing it now
Cheers
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)
# done?
is it big?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 18:33, archived)
# About 2.66mb
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 18:42, archived)
# Destroying fluffy toys...
Vaguely related to that armytank.com link on the front page: I spent last night doing this because I don't have a life.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# so
for research i have signed myself up for hotornot to see what happens when you are contender
feel free to call me offically ugly here
www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLOZGQA&key=DDW

(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# hehe
oh yea and there is this

dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Contests__Surveys__and_Polls/Polls/X_or_Not_/

,, yea yea i know my thong isn't great.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# A quick question
If you phoned a company and left a voicemail message saying "by the way, your customer database has been cracked WIDE open and your customer's credit card details are exposed" wouldn't you expect them to, er, at least reply?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# that
is disturbing.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# did you leave
your address
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)
# Yep
Off to The Register it is then...
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)
# their IT dept
is probably going crazy while everybody else is trying to get hold of the customers to explain or whatever
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# Not without getting the details
surely?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# unless
someone else told them b4 you did
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)
# not jumping
to conclusions but that's what our "IT" dept does, straight off into a blind panic, don't know why, no-one orders over the net with us
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)
# This is quite a big outfit
And there's nothing on their site or from them in e-mail, so I assume they've not been notified yet. And also, mightn't I have details they don't know?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)
# that is
worrying then hmm
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)
# a must for every serious b3tashopper
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)
# LOL
took me a second to cop that one.
brilliant!
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# that is cool!!!
front page it...it deserves it!!!
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)
# that reminds me
of some really odd game that we had on the BBC computers at my primary school - there was one bit where you got a "katkit" for summat or other in the most blatent disregard for copyright seen in a long time
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# that wasn't
granny's garden, or something, was it? i remember that..
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)
# yes, i believe it was
but i was thinking that was the other (longer, odder) game we had, where i knew all the secret passwords to skip way ahead of my mates cos i talked to the kids in the year above
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)
# we had
granny's garden and pod

can't remember what pod did really now
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)
# ha ha
nice
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# and with that, you can make this!:
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# that's
smashing!
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)
# can
someone add the psd of it to the kit??? gwaaaaan
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)
# a1pha?
tell me, I'm a newbie
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)
# n0p3.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)
# go on...
curiousity killed the kitten.

(So does a meat slicer, I suppose)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)
# the A1pha KittenBall team
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)
# *waves pompoms*
*does the splits*
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)
# evening all
i have had a good day, but must find a way to trawl the spazz quicke. but that shouldn't be a problem as i have two full days and an evening to waste before my next exam.

(un)interesting anecdote about how b3ta has taken over my life: today, after the pisseasy maths exam, my friend said he found it to be nasty; "that's cos you can't fucking hummus, pete", i replied
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Did you explain, or just leave him bemused? :)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)
# it just sort of floated there
he was clearly confused, but knows better than to ask
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Ooo, Maths and History today, right?
You're right, the maths test was piss apart from the probability question with the quadratic and the proving the 0.5 and stuff... Eew...
I started revising for history this morning, and it worked, woo
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)
# i don't think i did your maths paper
but history should be alright, cos it wasn't too evil and i wrote a bunch for each question, and last time those to came together i did mighty class
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# The last question...
Was on finding the volume of a regular octagon? I think I fooked that up too, come to think of it...
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)
# in that case
i definitely didn't do your paper

volume of an octogon? wotchoo playin' at?
(, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)

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