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HE'S IN MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!

The guy from aphex twin is a maniac, i dont know how the hell he did it, i think he's in league with satan

as you can see, the sound waves form a face, this is from the window licker EP

(Pointy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:41, archived)

Hi the aphex is truly warped

but for a file that big maybe a link would be better, a lot of us may have seen it already too.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)

arrgh

you whiney low-bandwidth dingleberries make me shudder in disgust

(Pointy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:45, archived)

my pipes bigger than your pipe

etc.

It's not for my benefit, but think of the children! ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)

i mean the least you could have done is to SPONG it

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:49, archived)

lol

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

This was linked from the front page

the other month.

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Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:51, archived)

christ

please

make it smaller or a linky!

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:57, archived)

i cant quite make it out

have u any bigger pictures?

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)

you

da man!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:48, archived)

OLD news mate! ;)

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trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:47, archived)

Bit late in the day to tell you this

But you know that lovely Korean lady some people here have shown interest in?

She's with me now. And she'll learn to love me. Oh yes.

(qwerty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

bastardbastardbastard

give her back! i paid her dad 400 quid for her!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:39, archived)

I met Miss Korea

the same day I saw that Pinchcliffe car.
Ahh it's all coming back to me now. What a nice day that was.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:41, archived)

nah ..ive seen the real version

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:44, archived)

and her dad

didn't tell me about that...!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:47, archived)

thats cos he's pimpin her

obvious when u think about it :)

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:51, archived)

that,,,

or she is part of a set of twins....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

image it!

well, i am actually, back in a bit...lol

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:56, archived)

I found this in Waterstones earlier

(PornDungeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

woo

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)

I think it

need dices in the windshield...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:36, archived)

j00 r teh l33t

f0t0-5hoPPez sk1llz d00d! o_0

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

c00|

j00 r gr3a7 700!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:49, archived)

i think ive got it now...

finally :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)

woo

for your perseverance young man!

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:35, archived)

well.

it just go`s to show the important of `=` in a html statement....

and young...nah.i`m 29.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:38, archived)

young to me m8

32 last week, waaaaah! sob sob.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:45, archived)

i`m

actually glad though as there seemed to be a awful lot of young`uns appearing on here ....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:47, archived)

yup

exam time over and nowt to do for 11 weeks or something.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:48, archived)

so..

do ya think it`ll get quieter on here or busier....as i`m starting to spends hours on here now...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

busier

imo but less quality.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

ahhh

so we should expect shite then....oh well....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:56, archived)

depends...

most ppl get bored of just clogging the board with shite pretty quickly.
there will still be class posts from the old faithfuls :)

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

thats

good news...as without this place id be lost....this place has more laughs from it than any telly show....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)

i dunno

the queen mums funeral was up there with python!

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)

true....

they both had to suffer with dead queens.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)

spot on.

was that monkey in popeye, with olive oil?

oon-waden-get-un-waddum-get

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

meh meh meh...

more?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:32, archived)

so 'down' with the people.

playing 'gigs' at the local 'hang-outs'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:39, archived)

there's

a feast of ripe potatoes there! shop-ready too!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:45, archived)

It least they can laugh it off now.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)

indeed!

you'd have to really

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)

although pictures of matchstick men from the sixties is a classic.

:)
I mean it.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

ooh i got dat

and down the dustpipe....
shit im old.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)

first time...

(soapytitwank, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)

good name!

shame about the red cross tho'...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)

Oh my god

What have we created?

Evening all!

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)

It might be big and scary

but i bet it still licks its arse.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)

one scary day

to look into the future

eek

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)

Indie spong

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)

bit obvious for you mr pp

you ok?
[edit] thats not to say its bad btw, just not surreal.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)

sorry, that was a lazy, almost pissed sort of post

no apolagee neeeded

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:35, archived)

Now

there should kind of be a mouth on it...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)

Serious Dilema

Ok. Penrith got us tickets for Saturday at Reading. Foo fighters to mention just one fucking great band are playing. Woo! says I. However; the post this morning brought a wedding invite for yes you've guessed it the same day. Shhhhiiiiittte.Friend vs. Foos. Its a tough one.....

(squeaks, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

Which

do you think you will get another chance at seeing.

Divorce rate is quite high nowadays so I would go see the foo fighters

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:22, archived)

somehow

I have to agree. Saw the Foofighters last year, pretty damn good would be an understatement.

(pixelchimp, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)

there is a free bar at the Wedding though...

so that levels things up a bit... But yes.... I saw the Foos last year and they fucking rocked.... and The Cooper Temple Clause play Reading on the sat as well...

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penrithtearooms, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:36, archived)

Send a nice gift/card and

go to the show!

(raz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)

what sort of idiot

gets married during Reading??

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)

the bird

in the titles to live and let die has sponged and i am too lazy to find a picture

(Cameltosis, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:13, archived)

my fave Bond film. Shame I'm going out soon.

"have a beauuuuutiful day, yes a beauuuuutiful day." Kananga's got quite spong-y eyes as well.

(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:15, archived)

did u see the giant afro

in the funeral procession?
I want one soooooo bad!

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)

My Grandad is in Live & Let Die...

...I shit you not. There is a scene where Bond walks through the lobby of a hotel and then out into the garden where there is a bonfire. In the background there is a man and a woman sitting down and the bloke is staring at the camera. That's old McRoutine. Woo....Yay!!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)

nice

On the subject of obscure film references, my parents own a house in Spain which used to be owned by the guy who was the Puppetmaster in 'The Puppetmaster'

(Maels, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)

I just want to tell everyone...

being young is not that good at all!

Actually isn't it strange how young people want to be old and old people want to be young... i wonder... at what age does it change?

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:59, archived)

i think it's more a desire

to be just old/young enough to enjoy it.

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)

that'd be me then

I'm free as a bird and can do what i please.
Or something...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:02, archived)

so your old then?

or is that young?

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)

I'm currently 25 speaking on a time basis

i'd love a nice pair of slippers

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)

well, your on your way to oldness

and what you just said makes you sound really old

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:13, archived)

I've got a nice pair of slippers.

Fur lined they are. White fur. Could be Furtive fur. I'm allowed to have slippers though as I've turned 30.

And I've got a rocking chair.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

kids

want to be over the legal age to drink and go to pubs and stuff and old ppl dont want wrinkles and want to be free so to say

(Cameltosis, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)

im underaged to drink

but i stil go to 'pubs and stuff'

Like, how else to does one watch england beat the argies?

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)

the things you crave for when you are young are the things you take for granted.

when you are older, you thank fuck you've got wise.
that is all.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)

...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)

perhaps not in that case.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)

heheh...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)

yo salmon

people not gonna be happy reguardless of what they have to compare themselves to/with others, in the end it all boils down to one thing
ME WANT PIE!!!

(Pointy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)

10000

Days old that is. The exact peek of human existance.

click here to see if you're past your peek yet.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

August 9 1999.

I'll be out back, digging a 6x3x6 hole and whittling a box thing together then.

/takes coat and spade.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:39, archived)

Yep

You can tell from the default date on that thing I passed it a while back.

I figure at least it's all downhill from here, you can take your feet off the peddles and just coast.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)

You young whippersnappers

Sept 13th 1994 I wuz 10000 days old

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)

My dream car:

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:51, archived)

Its sponging in the wrong direction.

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Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)

Spong ready, here we go:

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)

Hmmmm

Is it just me or does it look like David Hasselhof is driving that car?
Maybe the Knightrider car got a bit past it and he had to resort to Plan B....

(Maels, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:10, archived)

hahahaha...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:11, archived)

haunted by

nightmares

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)

I've seen that

it's owned by a 6ft penguin called pinchcliffe or a vole or a marmot or something.

www.caprino.no/e/pages/

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:55, archived)

clips from the film

were used in a video for a pop song recently weren't they?

(kablooie, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)

Sadly

Stalin's attempt to start banana knob sculpture classes failed.

(Maels, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)

I like

the Mr.

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:51, archived)

I noticed the 'Mr Stalin' bit too

W&Y!

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Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)

It's little flashes of genius like that...

.....that make this board funny. That is 'using the force'.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)

Nacho

woo and yay on your misheard lyric page....!
loved it.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)

aah cheers, Pob!

(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:45, archived)

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tomdog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)

bless

i love the little smile at the end. and also he reminds me of an old teacher..

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:40, archived)

Older and less wise

Woo and yay. I had two wisdom teeth removed this morning.

I really enjoyed it. Particularly the bit where they had to cut away a bit of my jaw bone to get the final tooth out, after cutting it into seperate pieces. All under a local anaesthetic, of course.

Particularly enjoyable is the ongoing pain and constant swallowing of blood. I would recommend this to anyone at a loose end.

(Zetsumetsu, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)

looks like the Salmon of knowledge

could do with it after he eats his way through his list.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:32, archived)

You must be joking!

Kwik Save food is all out of date and mouldy.

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)

Thank you

Your words are a great source of solace and comfort to me.

(Zetsumetsu, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)

i tasted my own blood yesterday

so you have my deepest sympathy.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)

it was the apples fault

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)

is that such a bad rare thing?

if i cut my finger and it bleeds i always suck it...
quite like the taste actually

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)

yeah it's fine just as a bit of flavour

(a la worcester sauce) but he had the added grinding down of his jawbone.
*shudder*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:11, archived)

I think his wisdom teeth

are a few years away yet. He's quite safe for now.

(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)

Acht

You always picking on the young 'ens...

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:49, archived)

nah,

just envious cos I ain't a young un no more myself! =)

(Nacho, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)

ouch

nobody enjoys dentists, i had a bad one at the age of 15... gave me a root canal on the front top left tooth which i didnt need, which he didnt finish, for almost a month that tooth was hollow and open to decay, which doesnt help the breath at all. In the end i decided to blow up his geo

(Pointy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:13, archived)

I had room in a house...

...when I was at college (years ago) that was directly opposite a dentist surgery (like, across the hall). I regularly used to be woken by the sound of the drill going in. I answered the front door one afternoon to a patient holding my hand over my mouth, grimacing and with stage blood splattered down my t-shirt. The poor old fucker nearly died.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:32, archived)

How cheap is Kwik Save?

What can you buy for exactly one sterling pound from Kwik Save stores?

I will tell you, after extensive research in their Matlock outlet today, the answer is...

Moorhouse's Orange Jelly - 13 p

Can of plum tomatoes - 11p

2 ltr Bottle of Vogue Cola - 15p

Scottish Pride Shortbread Fingers - 17p

Farmers Pride 1 ltr Vinegar - 17p

Mini Chewitts (in 'reduced for quick sale basket') - 5p

Kool Creme Desert - 17p

One Strong Carrier Bag - 3p

Total Price = £1
Total Items = 8

BARGAIN!

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:28, archived)

you paid

for the bag??

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:32, archived)

Yes...

as they say, 'there is no such thing as a free bag'...

strange seeing as most other supermarkets and shopws give away free carrier bags.

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:35, archived)

never free

the cost of bags is put into the price of the goods

(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:59, archived)

i always used

to just pinch them from the kwiky if i needed one.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)

Well

The bag was definately a rip off

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:35, archived)

Yes...

but it was a 'strong' carrier bag though, standard ones are just 1p but we opted for the more expensive option. It still broke 5 minutes down the road though.

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)

Heh

Just noticed, we joined b3ta on the same day :0)

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:40, archived)

Woo and Yay...

you on MSN?

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:43, archived)

yup

I already added your address that's on your profile to messenger

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:45, archived)

Add me if you like...

[email protected]

But you probably don't want to.

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)

Have done so

[email protected]

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:52, archived)

a/s/l

hehehe

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:45, archived)

Me?

14/m/Derbyshire, UK...
and yourself?

add me to ur MSN if u like, [email protected]

(salbot, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:52, archived)

christ

i feel old.

do we have any pre-teens?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)

i've seen icklepicke on a few times

(but don't tell the parents)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:12, archived)

YOU feel old?

I'm nearly twice your age :)

Oh, hang on, I'm more than twice your age. Fucksocks.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:12, archived)

16/f/newcastle

:-)

(Scarlett, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:12, archived)

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