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Spong of Turin

(bluemerle, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

like it... a lot

top spongage.

Get it on the spong gallery pronto!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

New Transport Plans

After a city wide rickshaw runners strike, Tokyo's Mayor reveals the city's new transport plans.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

eww

he's staring right up its.....

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

exhaust pipe

/coat

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)

Sarah's storker is closing in.....

(Sorry, this was topical about 50 years ago)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

Please don't remind me of the fear that is the "Randy Neighbour" we have yet to meet.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

Sorry but....

Perhaps...

You could arrange an interview for the news letter?

(but I'll understand if you want to bury it)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)

i need to start using flash

where can i get?

any advice etc?

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

i hear

good things about
www.flashkit.com

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

i bookmarked that site

i aint seen nothink, mate

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)

i miss blode

i met him the other day

and i think we need more blode flashy things
get to work joel!!!

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)

i thought that had the kinda crap-coolness

people like....humph

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

Short

and to the point. Woo.
Don't try to rush Crab_Bloke though. Blode movies take extensive time and preparation, and the production process is fraught with danger for the animator.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

ooops

sorry joel, ill put blode away now....

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)

Quite alright mate

I'm touched

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crab_bloke), Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)

Could someone put his face into something Gangster/Ocean 11?

(Jonty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)

only if you do all my images for me

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)

Hey I would do it...

But I'm sat at work, believe me I would do yours for you, but the would be pretty shit.

(Jonty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

s'ok m8 i was being mr sarcastic

sorry.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

Its ok so was I...

(Jonty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

WOO

Canterbury of New Zealand!

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

Should of worn my All blacks top eh!

Cause Canterbury, its the best. (Although the scotland shirts were made in South africa!!!)

(Jonty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

I don't really know what Ocean11 is

But I think it's a film, this came up on Image search:

Is that the kind of thing you meant?

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Yeh that kinda thing...

But maybe not on the biatches head? Cheers.

(Jonty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:52, archived)

know from a distance that looks like the woman from spiderman....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

er ok!

What ever you say...

(Jonty, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

my god!

hes right!

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)

Get the fuck out of here....

....the pair of you!! Kirsten Dunst does NOT look like a New Zealand prop.

I assure you.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

Aw, all right.

I kept Clue-Loonies hair-cut coz it looked beter, but it's not quite merged right.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)

Eeeeeuuuggghh!

But the biatch is Julia Roberts !
The law states that her ugly mug must be covered up at all times. I'll put michelle Pfeiffers cutey pie on there for ya.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)

That's better.

'Chelle replaces "Eric" Roberts.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

Cool

She looks very pale though, is she feeling well?

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)

She feels pretty damn good to tell you the truth..

Ba Dah Tsch.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

It's too far down the page

But you can never have too much Michelle.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)

Here you go...

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

I need help

Im stuck with the new weebl and bob.
can anyone help?
[edit] its ok I've suddenly had an idea.[/edit]

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

hmmmm

i see a crash involving the monkey in the foam hat

then they need the cleaner to clean up you see....

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)

weebl

check your email....
:)
i was quite happy...hope it helps.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

I like the crash idea

what if when the car crashes the boot opens and the cleaner comes flying out?

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

ooh you kinda went off on one there m8

think pob think....

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

hmmm

you could have him go get cleaner and he drags his mum on ...only to peel her hat off to find mr monkey drinking the cleaner.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)

Um...

Yeah. needs voices and cool music.

I loved it when Weebl jumped though...but where did the car come from? and will we get to see the monkey in the foam hat?

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EvS, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)

how about

(a bit shorter but)
bob goes to look for cleaner and says "ooh!"
weebl gets excited
bob comes back with monkey in foam hat
weebl looks dissapointed
camera pans left to reveal a stack of monkeys in foam hats that have already arrived.
edit: and lots of monkey poop

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rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

I like it!

...

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EvS, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

I also like it

I'm using it sort of. cheers rogan.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

woo!

I really liked that monkey...

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rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Grrrrrrr

Has anyone here played starship titanic? I am stuck! I am supposed to find a bit of chicken to feed to the parrot so that I can get one of the bits I need to fix the ship but do you think I can find the chicken anywhere? Well no I can't find it. HELP!

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

ooo!

Phew. Crisis averted.

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EvS, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)

ahhh

well that is indeed chicken but is it the right chicken?

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

Yep.

Just give that chicken image to the parrot. The parrot will do the happy parrot dance, revealing the ship part you need.

BTW - Is that the video game made by Douglas Adams?

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EvS, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

yuppers

infuriating.... *grumble grumble grumble mutter*

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

yeah great game

go to one of the residential floors with the food dispensers.
You need to get one of those chickens.
Obviously it's more complex than that but that is where you get the actual chicken.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

how's nobby the liftbot doing?

say hello to him from me will ya.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

hmm

I been to those food dispensing machine type things but I don't know what to do next. Damn my small female intelect.

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

it really is a very complex game.

it's fun to talk to them though
*NO SPITTING*
I dunno how much you want to just know or if you are after tips.
If you do a google search you can find walkthroughs for it.
I think you need to put a few toppings on the chicken to make it sticky then flavour it to the parrot's favoutie food - he keeps going on about them you should know what i mean. (there are some in the upgraded cabin - you've been upgraded right?)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

I can't

even find the chicken to put the toppings on! :( Maybe I should just go to bed.

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

it's been a couple of years

but i'm fairly sure you use the machine and the chicken flys out you ned to catch the chicken and you can choose to put toppings on it once you've caught it. I'd go and relax in the arboretum or go have a kip as you suggest.

Good luck.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

thanks

I think I will leave it for tonight I really should get to bed I have to work tomorrow and then off to london on friday YAY

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)

is that the game where

you have a robot mate who gets a welder attached to him and you can try to make him weld things?

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

currently

i am in greenwich village. most woo indeed.

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stouffer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)

i`m

currently sitting down facing front....in chelmsford...woo yay.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

well that

beats me you bastard

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stouffer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)

You bugger

when I was in NY I didnt get to go.
Is it good, is it? is it?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)

very good

indeed. a visit to new york isn't complete without it.

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stouffer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)

what

nicking a plane ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)

pffft. i went

to see the word trade center. third biggest building in the world my arse. it was nothing but a big hole.

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stouffer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

makes

ya want to sing that bernard cribbins song about a hole in the ground...

There I was, a-digging this hole
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said

Do you mind if I make a suggestion?

Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much much too long
And you can't put hole wher a hole don't belong

I ask, what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shvel and sighed

Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied

I just couldnít bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I donít want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me
Thatís the place where the holes gonna be

Well there we were, disscussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round
Well it's not there now, the groundrs all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat

And that's that

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)

Listen to it

Here.

www.btinternet.com/~hugh_nelson/bernard.mp3

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

cough

pfft

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

Hmmm...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)

We're all fucked.

Fucked I say.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)

Chinchillamobile

NASA show off their new Mars Explorer with the new Bio-Tech
exploration intelegence, codename Chinchilla.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

nice

chinchilla. something in the eyes says that it's going to go berserk and kill everyone though.

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rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

egads man!

look at the size of it! hate to think what the russians are building...

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

cheese

and biscuits

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Mosschops, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 21:21, archived)

I also

discovered that I can open up movie files in Ovenready and turn them into Gif's.

So I made this as well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)

nice but can you open up that woman that spongs her eyes in real life

and turn that into a gif.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

If I knew

where the mpeg was, I would.
Might be quite big though.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

I've got it!

Somewhere, shan't be too long...
*edit* Arse, well, I did have it somewhere, must be on an archived disc or something. Need food...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)

snot an mpeg

but can be made one...

ASX file
or
RAM file

freaky...

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EvS, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

the l'espion digital camera

can make short movie clips by taking loads of photos very quickly. You can then get the photos indervidualy and make them into a gif.

no one cares, just thourght i would point it out

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

woo

I have one of those.
I thought it'd be fantastic until I actually got it and realised that I wanted something better. Still, an excellent buy for 40 quid.

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Jimmeh, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)

I rather fancy one of those!

But I believe there's no flash? How does it go on indoors?

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)

not too bad in daylight

even indoors. Doesn't do very well under artificial light though. battery life's gotten a bit dodgy on mine. You wanna see some pictures?

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rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

would love to please!

icq - 65350135

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)

eek

Poor Jeff

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)

Artist's Rendering of New Attack Bear Unveiled

(raz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

Woo

Nice pic.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)

Thank you

Tis only the prototype. The finished version will have much more firepower.

(raz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)

And WINGS

Everything needs wings.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

Paul Mcartney didnt

;)

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)

Seeing as how

the board seem to have been testosterone fuelled and filled with saucy type chat
( I think it must have been the weather),
I made this.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)

excellent

even looks like me....lol

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

You

know i can hear sid james every time phwoar appears.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)

he's in your cupboard.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:45, archived)

now

that would explain the smell...what with him being dead since the 80`s.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

old comics never die

they just, erm..... well.....
bugger.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)

each other?

coat

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)

that

was possibley the case....say no more nudge nudge....ohhh matron...titter ye not.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

Nurse

The screens!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)

man, may I take the liberty x to say..

your 'nurse posts' today have been class.
hurrah for carryon/postcard humour.
lovely :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)

Look

I made another one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

Bovine you are fucking

GOD.
Cornwall does it to you, refreshes your mind and makes you more creative.
me and Vixta are giggling like silly little girls.
your artwork is fantastic.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

I love it down there.

If I had the money me and me lady would be down there like that.
And thanks, I'm really enjoying doing all this pixel stuff.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

Vixta wants a T-shirt

and adores the entire series so far!
(I think she prefers Lumpy to me :( )

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

I'm working on

another one.
Should be up soon, I saw that Weebl did some T-shirts through Cafepress or I could take a design down to a Brighton print shop and make them up on order.
What d'you reckon.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)

ask around, post some requests on the board,

perhaps donate a percentage of the profits to b3ta?

put t-shirt ads on your site?

we love it.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)

I will

I have nothing to lose.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

cool

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)

good evening eveyone...

...

(Rockbus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)

evening mate

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

evening...

hows rochester?

(Rockbus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)

Me and AndyK have been up to our tricks again

http://www.telgraph.co.uk/

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rob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)

i am afraid i am going to have to....ROFL

is that joey deacon?

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

i wasnt being rhetorical

is it?

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)

fatastic

stuff

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)

fran?

other than that, it's fantastic.

bet it's in the sport first.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)

fran?

I don't understand...

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rob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)

it looks like your fran at the end

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

i noticed that too

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)

simply

brilliant :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)

Thats

just fantastic

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)

i was waiting for the last line to be

lives in France.

Very good though, beats a friendly error message any day.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)

maybe i should have a think about the last line

me missus thinks it should be "sucks off tramps"

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rob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:45, archived)

maybe bring in the famous donkey again

and your gran was a donkey
or and your gran suck off donkeys

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)

and when she's spat the donkey's carrot, she eats a tramp or two

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)

multifurtiveosity

coo.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

Childish

Juvenile.
Bloody Marvellous.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

but don't all of those things

apply to people who read the telegraph

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

you are right

oh well.

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rob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

laughing like a crack badger

class.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

Just make sure

You get the merchandising sorted sharpish.

Like before it hits the press.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

not sure this one will

it's funny - but it's not news.

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rob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)

full-on total genius.

deeply stupid... red wine vs monitor incident here.

I suppose any mis-spelt domain is up for that one...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

Righty, time to start packing for Glastonbury

1st thing i need is a bag...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)

Have you got a tent?

I haven't. Do you think I'll need one?

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Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)

i think the glade is open all night.

i saw lots of people chilled out there all night with sleeping bags.
I'm meeting my mate on the train tomorrow and he's got the tent. So the insentive is more on me to find him than the other way round.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

if you still need a last minute lift up there

go to this place www.efestivals.co.uk/glastonbury/bbs/ they have a live chat as well as a messsage board or 2 (1 devoted to liftshares)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)

Cool.

Ta *

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Your Mum, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)

I can't believe what's just washed up...

...on the Embankment. Look at the SIZE of the fucker.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)

whale meat again!

dont know where, dont know when!

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)

looks a bit like

that freaky one from the Krankies

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

feline etiquette

My friend Marie finds the oddballiest stuff. Dunno what this is from

(kookoobirdz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)

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