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[challenge entry] Meanwhile, somewhere near sandringham
It apears charlies new horse is happy at home

(Andi "Monster" Currie, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# hee hee
I likes it I do.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# haha
great idea!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Nice
/doesn't want to ride
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# A Real Pasture Disaster
Kooky Kow

Kooky Kow was born on a funny farm and growed up a krazy kritter. The farmer declared him a laughin' livestock! Squeeze Kooky's hoof and this batty bovine'll laugh madly. Shakin' and a quakin' his steaks. This stressed steer is one kracked up kow!

www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/kooky.html
Note: this is meant to be a toy for little kids, the creators must have been twisted and bitter or something.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# fuck my arsehole that's scary
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# haha! that's just daft.
ringtone it!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# God don't say that!
easy way to make a toy though: get it to play some soundfile you got sent in an email (about 3 years ago)
*sulks*
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Haha
Go Kooky Kow!
(Andy-, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# ever thought of going into advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Yay!
That be a fat hand, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Hey, the rest of me may be fat
but my hands are just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# ive got one of those!
its fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# It is!
But it's also more than just a little bit evil.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# true!
when i got it i accidently set it off at work! oddly i lost my job soon after! connection - hmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# PROOF!
if ever proof was needed!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Go forth
and inform the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Hmm some kind of swamp monster thing for no reason

(Tarquin., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)
# it certainly seems cheerful.
i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Oooh, can I give it
a biscuit!?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Biscuits only.
(Fizz Bitch, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)
# irony? i think not
omg the irony!! and if you dont believe it works.. test it.



p.s.. sorry if this is a glasscock
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# i think the link 2 down from the last one is more odd
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Mmmm.......
Monkey sex.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
what an ace website ( www.failure.org/ )
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# class!
POOP, DICK, AND VAGINAS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# I never really got that particular googlebomb
I mean, yeh, sure the guy is an idiot. But he's also the President of the most powerful nation on Earth. Imo that hardly makes him a failure.

Michael Moore on the other hand...
(Hazhar, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# ... made lots of money
with one of the highest grossing documentaries. I'd also hesitate to call him a failiure. Unless of course he was hoping to get to the moon, in which case he failed.
(JamesG, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# so is it irony or isnt' it?
Or perhaps it's the first example of Google bombing every article ever written on the phenomenon points to. It's intentional that it's first and that fact is as old as this administration.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# I'm trying to pick the sexiest.
Out of this one and the one below.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
#
Saved you a job
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Can't help myself now...
Boredom does strange things.
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(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# who wouldn't
(Tarquin., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# *puts hand up*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Spending
a few euros for some time on a webcam with a genuine woman from Paris can have its pitfalls....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# I laugh when I sneeze nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# I can just imagine
that its really a backdrop and it falls down
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# she belongs in notre dame
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# I'm going to hell....
But bless human genetics.

"i really do think its time i found myself a nice man, it isnt always possible to meet men in pubs because they are so drunk, they never call you when they say they will :("
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# please say
that you shopped that...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# erm..
unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# *fwap fwap* *burn*
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# I'd roast her watermelons
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# fnar , fnar
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# you writing a book?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# no, 'tis a song title
(cornelius)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Baycrime!
Body of Bay Watch, face of Crime...
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# BOBFOC
is the word that you require!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Cool
not heard that before bobfoc... lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# you shouldn't
hotlink images
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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# hmm..
OK, i've stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# mankind
created in the image of God.
(stereo123, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# I cheered her up a bit
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(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# a bit?
it's like a plethora of joy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Plethora
is such a great under used word!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Damn, beat me to it.
Yours is happier as well.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Andy-, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# and
I got gloop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# It looks genuin
If you turn your head upside down and look again.
(qwisp, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Its the right eye that freaks me
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# GO ON SPRITE GIRL
YOU CAN MAKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Sprite girl bunny action
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Its the Pringles man
Little sister
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# luvly
jubbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# you are aces
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# yay
fabo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# ahh, woo sir, woo
(Fizz Bitch, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Hurray!
How impossibly precious!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# fantastic

and fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
Unshopped (gimme 5 mins)...But made me wet my pants...(with laughter, may i point out)

If you go on a social/dating website and look like this:

Don't say you are "Always up for a laugh".
It looks like she's having the happiest day of her life.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# well, she made you wet your pants
so she's doing something right...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# arf!
mingage!
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I keep trumping
and it's really bad because they stink
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Like the filename - including "hotbabe"

It's a slow day.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# oi,
i happened to be on several forms of crystal meth before that was taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# sitting on crystals ain't that comfy
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I agree
whole heartedly.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# But it does make you look cool.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# on the subject of football


There needs to be more love in the game
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I fucking hate football
^^^^^^^^^^^ But love seeing footballers be hit in the face by them
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# espeically:
a) When the ball is happy
b) When it's shearer being smashed

and

c) When the planets are alligned and the ceromony of Thazkratang can go ahead.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# ain't Shearer i'm afraid
its the now-departed Andy O'Brien
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# oooh
looks alot like shearer though. Weird

Amendment:

b) When it's shearer or looks a bit like him.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Now departed?
No wonder the ball's happy, fucking murderous thing.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# yay
that's smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Wilson!
Wilson! I missed you too, Wilson!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Chirac just loves playing with budgets
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Brrrrinng-ding-ding-ding-baaa-boooom-badaom-boooom...
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Chirac loves playing with budgies, you say?


Well, don't we all.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# yarse
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# The Future for Posh?
What with the ban against fox hunting, all the posh people are bored! Bored I say! With the news that recently Djibril Cisse bought a £2 million mansion and as such earnt the title of Djibril Cisse, Lord of The Manor of Frodsham, I have come up with a groundbreaking new idea!



Toffball!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Yay!
Jazz-hands are making a comeback
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# as far as i'm concerned
they never went away!

JAZZ HANDS!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)
# I remember when Posh Spice tried to sue the POSH*...
... for stealing her name. Silly cow.

*Peterborough United, for those who don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)
# hunting football`s
i would go for birds
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Domo's
a touch lazy there, getting a dog to fetch it when it's only a centimeter away. Such is his power, though.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# has nobody else noticed!
thats cisse's left leg breaking in 2!

nice!
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# I noticed
but, it was the best picture of Lord Cisse available. and he's fine now. Lord Cisse... He sould's like some sort of surreal Sith.

Speaking of which does anyone know why there can be only two Sith? They say it several times but never explain it relaly.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# just to add...
[USELESS_INFORMATION]

That happened about 20 yards in front of me at that match.

[/USELESS_INFORMATION]
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Baron
Samedi?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# "Weebl and Bobs series of unfortunate events"

--Made and ruined by me (in paint)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# cor :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# RUDE SHAPED FOOD ALERT!

The photo doesn't do the rudeness justice.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# EEuuurrgghhh!
Sour fizzy sweets!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# They're from Lidl.
They make me wince to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# I've been going to Budgens
to buy a whole hot chicken every day since my exams started
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahaaa
how many licks does it take to get to the centre?
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I didn't find out.
I just gobbled it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# (refrains from crude-lesbian related response)

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# I was expecting one, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Bugger

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Have a poo roast...I mean a pearoast
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(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# .

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha, i love it.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# ...
wtf?
(Hazhar, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# its a woo.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# yes, I know
just seems like an odd way to woo.

EDIT: That's Teal'c from Stargate SG-1, right?
(Hazhar, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# yes. yes it is.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Fantastic.
(Hazhar, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)
# it be saying
W
O
O
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(Andy-, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# And who can blame him?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# New Computer crazes.. #2 'WebLek' ..


Don't blame me when it zaps you!
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)

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