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# My pants
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Congratulations
on your pants. They are truly remarkable
(Tuna, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:37, archived)
# And now I would like
One of these


For my windowsill
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Then I will go and play this game
although it's quite strange:

www.unit9.com/cs/clinic/clinicgame.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:47, archived)
# that could well be
the best thing i've ever seen done with flash. fantastic i reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 18:47, archived)
# oh god.. wish I could take credit
(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:20, archived)
# for your viewing pleasure
My Desktop
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:08, archived)
# ..
soul coughing kick ass
(cold, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:15, archived)
# ...
SOUL COUGHING RULEZ!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Yes
they are good
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 3:23, archived)
# Well
as Flibz's script doesn't work, here is my Amiga 4000's workbench:

Clicky

I'm happy to answer any questions about it via E-Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:18, archived)
# Bah
Rate my desktop doesn't seem to work any more. Not that mine is in any way interesting
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:29, archived)
# Pah! I leave the PC alone
for 5 minutes without spotting
a bug and all hell breaks loose!

Groovy....

All fixed now ;D
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Heh
I don't think its possible for that to BE any more dull :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:42, archived)
# I know
I make myself fall asleep sometimes!
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:50, archived)
# What the f@ck is "e-donkey 2000"?
There's an app I'm not sure I want...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:40, archived)
# Flibz!
Problems with Show Us Yer Desktop:

1) I entered a comment with my Desktop... doesn't show when the desktop is shown
2) You should be able to click the scaled desktop to view it fullsize
3) I got an error! Whats your email address and I'll send you the generated HTML. I got it after I rated my own desktop (hehe), then tried to rate the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:52, archived)
# It's
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:30, archived)
# Oh...

1. Comments now show at point of rating.
2. Click on desktop to view full sized version.
3. Spotted the error (doh!). Fixed it

Any more features/errors, post em and I'll
see what I can do....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Ummm
all comments are "Froggy a gogo"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Which...
...can only be a good thing
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:56, archived)
# Very true,
However, I've fixed that bug now
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Flibz, old bean
Could you remove one of my images. Like the dog's arse I am I posted it twice.

Ta muchly
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Done
;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:47, archived)
# t-shirt ideas:
I've wanted one like this for a while:
front back

or possibly

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Ahhh... blodewear!
A whole sub-brand!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:45, archived)
# blodewear.
i like it. i reckon b3ta could set up a shop in camden with a label like that.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Hooray for Blodewear
I am the Blode. I am all for blodewear.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 18:42, archived)
# Perhaps we should do a t-shirt with a subtle neat little logo...

Think around an inch high, in the style of something that would like to see itself as more fashionable... better than a shitty little crocodile, no?
(sorry about the shite quality - it's a quick brush job in photoshop - don't have Freehand or similar on this machine!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:23, archived)
# maybe it shouldn't even have the b3ta logo...
...just "furtive" in a nice sans serif font...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Cool.
Kinda masonic....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:31, archived)
# A furtive handshake...
now there's a scary thought.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Off the top of my head...
How about a picture of a polar bear paw placing the b3ta logo on top of a treasure pile of penguins, cats, etc...Maybe all covered in white hairs...
(I've wasted too much work time today to actually do this myself.)
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Another thought...
Have you seen the T-shirt with the velcro strip, onto which you place letters from the bag supplied, to form changeable slogans?
The b3ta equivalent could have a whole load of different animals, body parts, "Woo"s and "Yay"s to choose from...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:42, archived)
# A friend of mine
made her own one of these, destroyed an old keyboard and put velcro on all the keys.

But most days she wore it it said "EVIL". She wouldnt wear "insert"... :(
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:24, archived)
# okay okay
i don't know if anyone has seen this but b3ta was mentioned in FRONT magazine on page 48 at the bottom right hand corner...this is the new issue and was metioning the game about the catsmemory test

coooool...so coollllll

cool enough to be a wooooooo
(rik, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:30, archived)
# T-shirt idea
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:28, archived)
# up
up and away, in my beautifull baboon........

(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:25, archived)
# That's worthy of a misheard lyric animation.
Been a funny day today.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:01, archived)
# i'd
loved to have done one, but me no know flash =(
(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:03, archived)
# "Sad, mammal" - Chris Morris
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Version 1 of Show Us yer Desktop
is now online Here...

Works much like all the other "Rate My's" out there.

Post the URL of your desktop image...!

Feature requests, post in this thread...
(if anyone reads this!)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:29, archived)
# booo
put my URL in and it added another http: thingy
(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Hmmmm....
Fixed it. Nice desktop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:52, archived)
# =)
fanku..........
(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:56, archived)
# Rex
Rocks !
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:03, archived)
# tuesday
...
(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:05, archived)
# The series
generally
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Pah.
Expected more interest than this :(

I spent minutes dagnammit !
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:26, archived)
# shall
i put a different one up then?
(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Put as many as you like.
The only bandwidth I'm using is text ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:07, archived)
# gimme a sec...
still trying to find some decent webspace
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Hokay
;)

No rush (except for my impatience of course!)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:11, archived)
# I think I broke it
Put mine on and it came up internal server error!?
(Denz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Hmm...
tried f2g.net, but tis not working

Whats the best place for hosting?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Another T

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:15, archived)
#
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:55, archived)
# what would we need for a genuinely blasphemous site?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:00, archived)
# "Deity Gangbang"
Where you select deities from all religions and then select a position. Wait for the mail to come flooding in...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:04, archived)
# are you listening Joel?
build Deity Gangbang now!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Religious pick and mix.
Create your own religion using the best bits from all the major religions. Mohammed being turned into a pillar of salt, that sort of thing.
(james, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:12, archived)
# An animation
showing people entering heaven dressed in orange jumpsuits,
masks and blindfolds with their hands chained.

God could put them in cages for 'questioning'...

Hmm, maybe not. I think deity gangbang has it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Mother Theresa Clusterfuck?
just a thought...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:33, archived)
# I need inspiration
I have to make a video for my mates Big Bro entry, 'cos I have the ideas... I can only think of three. I am going to dress her in bread, spread jam on it. She's going to walk a pot dog carrying a basket of Owls...

I need more
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:52, archived)
# If it was up to me
I'd give her the 70 Grand straight away, no contest...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:55, archived)
# BB producers will want mucky girls for the ratings
film her talking about

1. how much she loves anal sex.

2. she's really interested in having a lesbian experience

3. she'd have no qualms about doing the first two on live TV.

throw in a few lies about working as a fluffer, once shagging robbie williams, and she'll be picked.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Get her to write backwards by filming her with a mirror
She'll look dead clever and smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Maybe I should Mention...
That she's a twin
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Maybe I should Mention...
That she's a Twin and get her to fist a loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:13, archived)
# Here's
Today's Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:45, archived)
# Geil!
The music is wunderbar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Cover Your Beefheart
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Rob, I found you a tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:33, archived)
# heh.
if you really want one of those I can run over to the ginger man here and pick one up.
(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:37, archived)
# I've just looked at your profile
and you don't know who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:39, archived)
# He didn't even put a B3ta link there
meanie...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:45, archived)
# ha
yes and I've had that there for about a year now. =)
ahhhh the wonders of procrastin... damnit that words too long, I'll finish it later.
(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:55, archived)
# well are ya happy now??
you're on my site
(Idyll23, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 15:59, archived)

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