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[challenge entry] Hmm... I think this represents the country...
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# ha ha...
...yeah hello...i'm having credit card problems...ha!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything I've learned about Canada since I moved here...


I'm sure it's far too busy, but whatever. It was already on my HD, strangely enough.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:02, archived)
# the beer...
...sucks in Canada!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# Obviously not had time to enjoy QueBabes
No woo from me for the anglocentric twaddle.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# I'm taking a class to learn history for my citizenship test
we got to the bit where the teacher was listing off the territories and provinces, he gets to the "end" of the list, and we're like "uhh... Quebec?" "Oh yeah."

I'm going to fail, and they're going to boot me from the country (politely at least, I'd hope)... I have to get 100% on allll the government sections of the test... ugh. I hate studying systems of government :(
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:09, archived)
# Yeah, some of the native anglos are a bit thick here still.
Best of luck, and study harder.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Could you
...take a look at this, please? It's a page for a children's book called "Across the Wide Ocean" that I'm doing for an Illustration class at Uni.






...Comments? Critiques? Silly remarks?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)
# its quite cool
may need a little more cdc,
but otherwise sweet!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:53, archived)
# cdc?
/confused
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:09, archived)
# Crudely Drawn Cock
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:11, archived)
# You have much to learn
Padawan
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# well done!
HOLY SHIT, A POPE-SIZED DUCK
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)
# What's with the coolie hats?
 
Also I'm not sure the texture on the trees in the background works against the flat colour of the rest of the picture.

and the people are pretty much stick figures.

/picky
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)
#
/picky is appreciated! I really need all of the feedback I can get... Thanks!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:09, archived)
# YOUR ACCENT IS RUBBISH, AND YOU SMELL OF POO
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:10, archived)
# now that im sobering
i think that the line thicknesses need addressing. the line around the chain is thicker than the line around the boat, which just doesnt sit right in my mind.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# Very good!
You could possibly add a submerged Russian Sub or a U-boat....
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# HAGENDAAS.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:57, archived)
# DAMN YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME HUNGRY NOW.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:57, archived)
# me two
But its been so hot over here... that i've had to replace Ice Cream for beer!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# Christians in China/Asia theme?
I like the cut away water(always a tough one).
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] China
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:36, archived)
# hahah.
This one I liked.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:37, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)
# is good
in a wish it wasn't way
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# SET ME ON FIRE, KEROSENE.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:29, archived)
# YEAH!


realises this is probably 2 hours after the event
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:34, archived)
# I need to get another copy of that album.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:38, archived)
# you still there? i'm at home. with wine.
yeah, i must actually like buy it. i've only downloaded it so far. got songs about fucking on vinyl from back in the day, so not a total reprobate ...
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:43, archived)
# My brother took all his Steve Albini albums with him when he moved to Wellington.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:47, archived)
# cnut
WHERE IS THE LOVE????
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# Heh.
 
They are his.. I just never got round to buying my own copies.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:58, archived)
# drop me a line if you want some stuff dl'ed and burnt
i've got a really big fat pipe at home. phnarr, phnarr ....

serious. got bandwidth to burn.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 7:06, archived)
# Heh. I spent a few hours in a Beijing jail cell once...
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)
# A routine safety inspection, no doubt.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# No, a friend and I decided it would be really cool to smoke a joint in tiananmen square. It wasn't so cool when we had to bribe our way out of jail with most of our spending money.
Oh well, live and learn.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:58, archived)
# Least you got out..
 
lots of places, possession = DEATH, MOTHERFUCKER.

overcompensating.com/2006/10/twenty-five-hundred-thousand-grand.html
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# Yes. I was very stupid and have learned my lesson. I unwittingly brought opium back into Australia too, but I cleared it with customs.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)
# really?
Well that's a testomonial for the travel guides.
Maybe you should've called Sargeant Bargearse and detective Glen Twenty...
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)
# I did. You got stuck at some noodle stall, remember?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
"No one appreciates fine food in this town"
"My order is simple - a shitload of dimsims and a bucket of soy sauce!"
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:11, archived)
# cool...
...nice design!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
[challenge entry] axii d'evil and all that


/relurk
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:33, archived)
# That one doent even fit the compo.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# It would appear
that in the rush to be rude about America in this challenge, people are now beginning to forget to make a flag.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:38, archived)
# Thats what I just said.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:39, archived)
# Yeah
but it was cooler and more awesome when I said it.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:40, archived)
# i
have redesigned the flag, look, it has a new state.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)
# I think I liked you better when you were lurking.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:47, archived)
# blimey
aren't we the happy bunny?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:50, archived)
# hey, its a free country.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] they'd need plasma screen flags mind you.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry] WE HAD A COMPO LIKE THIS A FEW MOTHS AGO AND IT WAS SO GOOD WE DECIDED TO DO IT AGAIN.
AND ITS STILL FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.

/is complaining on the internet about people complaining on the internet.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a new flag for an old country in the Anti-Universe
                           All hail Antisheenia!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:58, archived)
# ALL HAIL THE ANTI-SHEEN, PEACE BE UPON HIM
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)
# i need a visa for antisheenia
and quick
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:02, archived)
# hahaha. The inverse unverse take over of America begins now!
At least New Dukedukedukedukeofearland is nuetral.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:15, archived)
# GYLI
*slamdunks for the Duke*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# GYLI?
Go you little _______ ?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:26, archived)
# Glad You Like It
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:29, archived)
# INSECT.
 
He's a FAT little insect, he's a FUCKED little insect.

InSECT! InCEST!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:32, archived)
# customised fattie arena
ftw
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:40, archived)
# That's only the fifth time I've seen that in the past six months.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:00, archived)
# blame me?
I havn't posted it in a year (but someone's been leeching it)
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE COCK
 


I know b3ta's not a country, yet.. but we're bigger than the Vatican
 
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:05, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAA!....
....god this place loves the pink cocks!...SALUTE!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)
# I don't normally draw cocks on things
but in this case I made an exception..

since the magenta CDC has become pretty much canonical.

For three shall be the number of hairs upon each ball; not two, not four - and five is right out.
 
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:07, archived)
# I smell python
thankfully, not the trouser type.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)
# Internet based countries
I'd patent that idea
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:07, archived)
# AND FOR WHICH IT STANDS!!!
WOO!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:08, archived)
# are we really bigger than the Vatican?
Can we qualify for Euro 2012?

You can emigrate if you want!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)
# Oh, probably not, but it sounded good.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)
# check this out:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_population_in_2005 - at 52,000 ish members, we're bigger than 23 countries!

Greenland, watch out, you're next!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:14, archived)
# Sweeet.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:16, archived)
# We'd also be the only country to a number in it's name
edit: how much land do you need to start your own country? If we all chipped in a square foot or two i bet we could beat the vatican
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:21, archived)
# well,
they have 0.44 km2, which is 440,000m2, so we'd need to chip in about 8 square metres each (about a bathroom's worth).

DONATE YOUR BATHROOMS TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF B3TA!

all maths in this post are subject to change. E&OE.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# I dedicate my bedroom to B3ta.
if you catch my drift.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:37, archived)
# Get your own whores you spunk monkey!
I ain't catching nothing!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)
# this sounds wrong
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:43, archived)
# I see no reason why this cannot be done
other than Rob is probably too lazy to sort it
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:49, archived)
# and he doesn't want 52,000 bathrooms
cluttering up b3ta towers.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# It could be rather handy when having parties.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)
# We could wipe the floor at eurovision
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:12, archived)
# They'd need to, when we'd done.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:13, archived)
# Gold!
Fucking gold!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)
# Hell yes.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I pledge!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:07, archived)
[challenge entry] You love it!...
...now salute it!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:46, archived)
# In God We Trust, Inc.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:50, archived)
# zooby zop...
...bizing do-dahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:04, archived)
# HERE I GO, DOWN THE SLOPE
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)
# Did you download the Kassius Cosby soundtrack?
I put that on a CD and when I was done with it I left with some kid's CDs. I really would love to have seen his reaction to "I'M THE POKEYMAN" and the two Polend sounds I put on the CD.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:39, archived)
# Yes. Yes, I did.
 
I'm surprised how many times I've listened to that 45-second loop now..

AND MANY MORE
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:56, archived)
# which one?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# The Hendrix-Family Guy one.
 
It loops well.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:06, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
# RAP!...
...that was off tha hook, insane, crazy shite!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:03, archived)
# Oh, wow.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# hey...
...where's the other track...the first one?...i just can't stop laughing at these!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:50, archived)
# They're all by Kassius.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 7:12, archived)
# 100% fact
*salutes*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:54, archived)
# Capitalist dooooooooooog.
*doesn't click*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:30, archived)
# that is fucked up
i dont know why, but it is
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:39, archived)
# how truly scary.
exam tomorrow, shiiiiit

night, teh b3ta!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:40, archived)
# money is scary?....
...well scare me to death then!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:02, archived)
# optimise, n00b :P
1. Open Notepad.
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without quotes).
3. Save.
4. Re-open.
5. Profit.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:46, archived)
# dammit!
who lent you my holiday snaps?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:48, archived)
# so...
...when did the muppets find religion?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:05, archived)
# dunno,
it's Paster , not Pastor ;-)

I really ought to change this name, it's so unoriginal (google it - none of the non-b3ta results are me).
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:08, archived)
# Ack!
That am scary!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:42, archived)
# hehehe
twisted but funny

woo
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] zig heil tiem!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Oh, that fluffy patriotism!
Where does that panel come from?

Hahahahaha, BTW.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:59, archived)
# Old agit prop comic, its a classic.
I use lots of the cells from it. Link to most of it here:
www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/godless_communism.html
Have fun with it! I sure do!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:07, archived)
# make just an image of the antiflag on there and compo it.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)
# You created the prototype, so be my guest.
edit: Hang on! I beat you to the punch on that by 40min.
www.b3ta.com/board/6128830#post6128861
@ 7:13
vs
www.b3ta.com/board/6128865#post6128889
@ 7:55
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:20, archived)
# I made it after seeing your versionon the otherone and I am not confident in my abilitys and I am too lazy ass shit to do it.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:41, archived)
# I will do so then!
One flag of AntiSheenia.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:47, archived)
# Ta very much
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *dons fake-fur jackboots*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] i was a bit late for the mini bandwagon but thought of this


/coat
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)
# Should that not be "green white green"-vertical
Not that it matters much. Arf!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# hehe
but its a new flag!!! (mayge red whtie and greeen with gold numbers?)

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:18, archived)
# *e-mails bank account details*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:17, archived)
# tx
that will save me all the labout of writting a letter and then copying harry potter by hand. thank you kind sir, may god bless you and your children, may your days be long and bountiful. amen to you sir.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:25, archived)
# How odd!!!
Until 5mins ago I didn't know what 419 was, and Apologies for links on main board but I just came across this...very funny - the trophy room is awesome! lol.

www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Lovin it.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:24, archived)
# random drawing for the night!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:04, archived)
# wow
im scared!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I always thought the graphic in the middle looked like something else.


After all, everyone knows the Neopleurodon is the national fish of Cyprus!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:45, archived)
# MADNESS.
 
woo! to you.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:25, archived)
#

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:36, archived)
# 10 PRINT "WOO!"; GOTO 10
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:39, archived)
# That
gives me an idea.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:05, archived)
# this is like
mmm hmm

10 gosub 10

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:18, archived)
# lolz
word up bro!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:23, archived)
#
10 ? "woo"
20 goto 10
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:39, archived)
# No-one move
It'll crash if you move.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 compos in 1!!


JAH! HEIL!

i was gonna make one of the crowd at the back have ginger hair but am shit so couldn't...

inspired by this post: b3ta.com/board/6488053
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# zwowz.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# yez!...
Das Goooooood!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:48, archived)
# Give em hell
The wussy bastards! WY
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:35, archived)
#
compo it!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] A Brazilian Flag
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:13, archived)
# oof!

*edit* where did the japanese one go? i was just about to express woo-ness
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:18, archived)
# That was mine
I decided to wait until the board is a bit busier to post it
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:21, archived)
# bad form.
I posted mine now because it was a bit shit and hasty!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:33, archived)
# i agree
i just chuck it up anytime myself ;)
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Deleted my woo when you did
So take it now in case I miss your post later.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:36, archived)
# Not sure why, but that made me want to lick the screen
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# That's an arse crack-er.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] not really subtle


more like a sledgehammer to the face

seamless i know...
edit: 3 in a row, just like bussess!
edit2: is there any way to put colur in a grayscale image using gimp?

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:11, archived)
# I'd have to search around
but I think there was one like
this in pre-war USA.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:14, archived)
# heheh
they could just use the homelands security flag which has 2 swastikas...



and there is this which i came across while looking for the swastika/US flag:

www.nsm88.com/rally/raleigh%20nc%20rally.htm

although i think they are using it in a slightly different sense to me ;)
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Good point!
Make that --Double plus good point.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:24, archived)
# ;)
i am on a bit of a nazi roll at the mo..

/is aryan liberal lol...
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Altruistic anarchist myself.
Have a nice day, or I'll make you have one, motherfucker!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:39, archived)
# and post... isn't that their current policy??
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# did you say buss?
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:24, archived)
# i like this
i dont know why but i do..
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:28, archived)
# because it scares you shitless.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:28, archived)
# *fears*
*cowers*
*runs like fucking hell away*

;)
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:32, archived)
# HOW ORIGINAL!
AMERICA IS A BUNCH OF NAZIS HAHAH! WHAT A COMEDIC AND BOLD STATEMENT.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Bit of a dead horse, what what.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# yeah
its like shooting fish in a barrel these days
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Oof.
 
..and just for that, this:
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] OH, SNAP.
 

 
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Yeah baby!
Hahaha!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)

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