Everything I've learned about Canada since I moved here...
I'm sure it's far too busy, but whatever. It was already on my HD, strangely enough.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:02,
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I'm sure it's far too busy, but whatever. It was already on my HD, strangely enough.
Obviously not had time to enjoy QueBabes
No woo from me for the anglocentric twaddle.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:05,
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I'm taking a class to learn history for my citizenship test
we got to the bit where the teacher was listing off the territories and provinces, he gets to the "end" of the list, and we're like "uhh... Quebec?" "Oh yeah."
I'm going to fail, and they're going to boot me from the country (politely at least, I'd hope)... I have to get 100% on allll the government sections of the test... ugh. I hate studying systems of government :(
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:09,
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I'm going to fail, and they're going to boot me from the country (politely at least, I'd hope)... I have to get 100% on allll the government sections of the test... ugh. I hate studying systems of government :(
Yeah, some of the native anglos are a bit thick here still.
Best of luck, and study harder.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:12,
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What's with the coolie hats?
Also I'm not sure the texture on the trees in the background works against the flat colour of the rest of the picture.
and the people are pretty much stick figures.
/picky
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:55,
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Also I'm not sure the texture on the trees in the background works against the flat colour of the rest of the picture.
and the people are pretty much stick figures.
/picky
/picky is appreciated! I really need all of the feedback I can get... Thanks!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:09,
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now that im sobering
i think that the line thicknesses need addressing. the line around the chain is thicker than the line around the boat, which just doesnt sit right in my mind.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:23,
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Very good!
You could possibly add a submerged Russian Sub or a U-boat....
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:56,
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me two
But its been so hot over here... that i've had to replace Ice Cream for beer!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:04,
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Christians in China/Asia theme?
I like the cut away water(always a tough one).
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:00,
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you still there? i'm at home. with wine.
yeah, i must actually like buy it. i've only downloaded it so far. got songs about fucking on vinyl from back in the day, so not a total reprobate ...
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:43,
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My brother took all his Steve Albini albums with him when he moved to Wellington.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:47,
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Heh.
They are his.. I just never got round to buying my own copies.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:58,
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They are his.. I just never got round to buying my own copies.
drop me a line if you want some stuff dl'ed and burnt
i've got a really big fat pipe at home. phnarr, phnarr ....
serious. got bandwidth to burn.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 7:06,
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serious. got bandwidth to burn.
No, a friend and I decided it would be really cool to smoke a joint in tiananmen square. It wasn't so cool when we had to bribe our way out of jail with most of our spending money.
Oh well, live and learn.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:58,
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Least you got out..
lots of places, possession = DEATH, MOTHERFUCKER.
overcompensating.com/2006/10/twenty-five-hundred-thousand-grand.html
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:00,
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lots of places, possession = DEATH, MOTHERFUCKER.
overcompensating.com/2006/10/twenty-five-hundred-thousand-grand.html
Yes. I was very stupid and have learned my lesson. I unwittingly brought opium back into Australia too, but I cleared it with customs.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:06,
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really?
Well that's a testomonial for the travel guides.
Maybe you should've called Sargeant Bargearse and detective Glen Twenty...
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:06,
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Maybe you should've called Sargeant Bargearse and detective Glen Twenty...
HAHAHA
"No one appreciates fine food in this town"
"My order is simple - a shitload of dimsims and a bucket of soy sauce!"
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:11,
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"My order is simple - a shitload of dimsims and a bucket of soy sauce!"
It would appear
that in the rush to be rude about America in this challenge, people are now beginning to forget to make a flag.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:38,
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WE HAD A COMPO LIKE THIS A FEW MOTHS AGO AND IT WAS SO GOOD WE DECIDED TO DO IT AGAIN.
AND ITS STILL FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.
/is complaining on the internet about people complaining on the internet.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:34,
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/is complaining on the internet about people complaining on the internet.
It's a new flag for an old country in the Anti-Universe
All hail Antisheenia!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:58,
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hahaha. The inverse unverse take over of America begins now!
At least New Dukedukedukedukeofearland is nuetral.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:15,
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INSECT.
He's a FAT little insect, he's a FUCKED little insect.
InSECT! InCEST!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:32,
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He's a FAT little insect, he's a FUCKED little insect.
InSECT! InCEST!
That's only the fifth time I've seen that in the past six months.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:00,
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blame me?
I havn't posted it in a year (but someone's been leeching it)
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Fri 3 Nov 2006, 1:31,
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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE COCK
I know b3ta's not a country, yet.. but we're bigger than the Vatican
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:05,
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I know b3ta's not a country, yet.. but we're bigger than the Vatican
HAAAAAAAAAA!....
....god this place loves the pink cocks!...SALUTE!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:06,
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I don't normally draw cocks on things
but in this case I made an exception..
since the magenta CDC has become pretty much canonical.
For three shall be the number of hairs upon each ball; not two, not four - and five is right out.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:07,
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since the magenta CDC has become pretty much canonical.
For three shall be the number of hairs upon each ball; not two, not four - and five is right out.
are we really bigger than the Vatican?
Can we qualify for Euro 2012?
You can emigrate if you want!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:10,
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You can emigrate if you want!
check this out:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_population_in_2005 - at 52,000 ish members, we're bigger than 23 countries!
Greenland, watch out, you're next!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:14,
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Greenland, watch out, you're next!
We'd also be the only country to a number in it's name
edit: how much land do you need to start your own country? If we all chipped in a square foot or two i bet we could beat the vatican
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:21,
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well,
they have 0.44 km2, which is 440,000m2, so we'd need to chip in about 8 square metres each (about a bathroom's worth).
DONATE YOUR BATHROOMS TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF B3TA!
all maths in this post are subject to change. E&OE.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:35,
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DONATE YOUR BATHROOMS TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF B3TA!
all maths in this post are subject to change. E&OE.
I see no reason why this cannot be done
other than Rob is probably too lazy to sort it
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:49,
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Did you download the Kassius Cosby soundtrack?
I put that on a CD and when I was done with it I left with some kid's CDs. I really would love to have seen his reaction to "I'M THE POKEYMAN" and the two Polend sounds I put on the CD.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:39,
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Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm surprised how many times I've listened to that 45-second loop now..
AND MANY MORE
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:56,
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I'm surprised how many times I've listened to that 45-second loop now..
AND MANY MORE
heheheh
got the other two now:
pokepokeyourpeepee.ytmnd.com/
pokepokerevenge.ytmnd.com/
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:38,
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got the other two now:
pokepokeyourpeepee.ytmnd.com/
pokepokerevenge.ytmnd.com/
hey...
...where's the other track...the first one?...i just can't stop laughing at these!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 6:50,
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They're all by Kassius.
ytmnd.com/users/Kassius/
Here's the Hendrix one - cosbyhendrix.ytmnd.com/
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 7:12,
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ytmnd.com/users/Kassius/
Here's the Hendrix one - cosbyhendrix.ytmnd.com/
optimise, n00b :P
1. Open Notepad.
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without quotes).
3. Save.
4. Re-open.
5. Profit.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:42,
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2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without quotes).
3. Save.
4. Re-open.
5. Profit.
dunno,
it's Paster , not Pastor ;-)
I really ought to change this name, it's so unoriginal (google it - none of the non-b3ta results are me).
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:08,
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I really ought to change this name, it's so unoriginal (google it - none of the non-b3ta results are me).
Oh, that fluffy patriotism!
Where does that panel come from?
Hahahahaha, BTW.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:59,
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Hahahahaha, BTW.
Old agit prop comic, its a classic.
I use lots of the cells from it. Link to most of it here:
www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/godless_communism.html
Have fun with it! I sure do!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:07,
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www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/godless_communism.html
Have fun with it! I sure do!
You created the prototype, so be my guest.
edit: Hang on! I beat you to the punch on that by 40min.
www.b3ta.com/board/6128830#post6128861
@ 7:13
vs
www.b3ta.com/board/6128865#post6128889
@ 7:55
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:20,
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www.b3ta.com/board/6128830#post6128861
@ 7:13
vs
www.b3ta.com/board/6128865#post6128889
@ 7:55
I made it after seeing your versionon the otherone and I am not confident in my abilitys and I am too lazy ass shit to do it.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:41,
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i was a bit late for the mini bandwagon but thought of this
/coat
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:13,
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/coat
Should that not be "green white green"-vertical
Not that it matters much. Arf!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:16,
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hehe
but its a new flag!!! (mayge red whtie and greeen with gold numbers?)
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:18,
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tx
that will save me all the labout of writting a letter and then copying harry potter by hand. thank you kind sir, may god bless you and your children, may your days be long and bountiful. amen to you sir.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:25,
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How odd!!!
Until 5mins ago I didn't know what 419 was, and Apologies for links on main board but I just came across this...very funny - the trophy room is awesome! lol.
www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm
Lovin it.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:05,
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www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm
Lovin it.
I always thought the graphic in the middle looked like something else.
After all, everyone knows the Neopleurodon is the national fish of Cyprus!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:45,
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After all, everyone knows the Neopleurodon is the national fish of Cyprus!
2 compos in 1!!
JAH! HEIL!
i was gonna make one of the crowd at the back have ginger hair but am shit so couldn't...
inspired by this post: b3ta.com/board/6488053
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:30,
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JAH! HEIL!
i was gonna make one of the crowd at the back have ginger hair but am shit so couldn't...
inspired by this post: b3ta.com/board/6488053
oof!
*edit* where did the japanese one go? i was just about to express woo-ness
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:18,
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*edit* where did the japanese one go? i was just about to express woo-ness
That was mine
I decided to wait until the board is a bit busier to post it
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:21,
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bad form.
I posted mine now because it was a bit shit and hasty!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:33,
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Deleted my woo when you did
So take it now in case I miss your post later.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:36,
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not really subtle
more like a sledgehammer to the face
seamless i know...
edit: 3 in a row, just like bussess!
edit2: is there any way to put colur in a grayscale image using gimp?
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:11,
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more like a sledgehammer to the face
seamless i know...
edit: 3 in a row, just like bussess!
edit2: is there any way to put colur in a grayscale image using gimp?
I'd have to search around
but I think there was one like
this in pre-war USA.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:14,
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this in pre-war USA.
heheh
they could just use the homelands security flag which has 2 swastikas...
and there is this which i came across while looking for the swastika/US flag:
www.nsm88.com/rally/raleigh%20nc%20rally.htm
although i think they are using it in a slightly different sense to me ;)
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:19,
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and there is this which i came across while looking for the swastika/US flag:
www.nsm88.com/rally/raleigh%20nc%20rally.htm
although i think they are using it in a slightly different sense to me ;)
;)
i am on a bit of a nazi roll at the mo..
/is aryan liberal lol...
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:32,
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/is aryan liberal lol...
Altruistic anarchist myself.
Have a nice day, or I'll make you have one, motherfucker!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 2:39,
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HOW ORIGINAL!
AMERICA IS A BUNCH OF NAZIS HAHAH! WHAT A COMEDIC AND BOLD STATEMENT.
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