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Surprised no one did this yet...

(sorry)

:-(

(thing in a jar prepare the mindbeam!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

In fact

I'll be the first to say this is poor.

(thing in a jar prepare the mindbeam!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

I'll be the second.

Just because, even though I have made two entries myself, this compo is gripping my shit now.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

ah well

only a week to go!

(thing in a jar prepare the mindbeam!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Who else could post this?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

NO!

NO NO NO NO NO!!!
;)

nings sir, how is you?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

i'm ok ta

enjoying a couple of days off work :)

and your good self?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

Same here

but back tomorrow :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

well i've just cum

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mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

cor!

evening dave

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

alright dave

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mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

pfftt...

If he'd have just gone with the Babs, NONE of this would'a happened.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

She'll still love him when he's 65

if no one else will.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

That's more like it!

A nice bit of Babs.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

New Macca Branded Moving Jumper Patch!

sigh.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

I want one.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

Does it not tickle?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Does this?

*grabs*

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

~~*gigguls*~~
*is shocked & offended*
;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

Yeah but you enjoyed it really.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

Jowls

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

Woo :D

and nings

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

hahahaaha

woo! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE JOWLS, MOTHERFUCKER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

i feel there is a

wagon train rolling through

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

Nice!~, and....

b3ta.com/board/6545130

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

I'm 31

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

Chum together.

it begins....

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

Yelp!

Come on, join in!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

Hey Bulldog.

With that, I give up.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

a sign challenge??? really??

</old_skool>

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)

TJ: Compo enrty specialy for Rik

img207.imageshack.us/img207/1534/smellgb9.gif
I am linking 'cos it is shit & with the crap
optimiser in PhotoPlus I couldn't get it under 115K

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

wanks!

woo! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

per inscitia ad astra...

(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)

arf!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)

Deep Space Probe, right?

edit: deep space 1

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

woman facey thingy

i think :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)

no, it's a sign affixed to deep space 1

launched a while back now. I always thought it kind of strange they never used a black guy.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

Hmmm

Must have been in the 60s.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

Voyager 1

1977

(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Voyager 2

was '77 also.

Actually launched before Voyager 1.

I knew really.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

Voyager 1

Yep

(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

They sent this image out into space...

etched on a solid gold LP.

Not even joking.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6545182

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

Tyme Tarvel!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

i have theory

why the earth is only 1/2 asleep at any one time! its jsut so we are always ready for alien attack!! nothing to do with the earth spinning :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

But, do the aliens know....

....they must attack the dark side?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

we just need a giant night light

to confuse them! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Perhaps we could just move that

giant fusion reaction thing in space. I forget what it's called now.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)

Hello little friend.

Woo!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)

bang!!

for some reason that reminds me of Richard Madeley :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)

"Judy, Judy...

Come over here. Come on. Now. Now Judy... Say hello to my little friend"

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

maybe thats what he says

in the bed room!!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)

hehehe

yay!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)

hahaha

what is it with macca and his italian hands

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

haha wow

he drops domo when he gets shot!

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)

you're obsessed man!

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)

I'm so tempted to animate it in...

maybe ...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

This is good :D

*Woos*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

Haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

excellent rev

needs more blood though!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

every pic needs more blood - fact!

well maybe not the carebears - talk about snuff movies!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)

Hahahaha

noice :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

cheers!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

Gnot that I'm implying anything...

(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

Haha

dirty americans.

Also I have to have this t-shirt

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)

what an ace shirt! It should shout more though.

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)

...

and that t-shirt sucks

/Stinky Label-

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

Bored....

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

what a great smirk

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

It was a pretty good smirk to start with

but I enbiggened it a bit with the liquify tool.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

Those crazy young moderns and their hand knits.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

I read that as modems...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)

Maybe it is modems

and you are asleep and having a crazy dream.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)

Oh dear

*dials up to reality*
*error 703*

fucksocks...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)

works for me, woo!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)

yay

young moderntastic

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)

a Smugging...

(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

zoom zoom zoom

clown may have bindun. but the bow tie hasn't.

Edit - in my defence, the clown idea has been in my head all day, but my housemate forgot to pay the internet bill and I couldn't get online until 10pm. The big fool.

Edit 2 - Additionally, have the pretty jpg

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)

nicely done.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)

Thanks.

Although, you're the only one. Everyone really is p'd off with this compo already!

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)

Very nice indeed.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

the white album looks different since the swap in names

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

*buries head in hands*

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surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)

...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

i went through the challenge

it ain't bin dun

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

I dont think it's that

it's the fact this source pic has been used for nearly every entry

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surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

that is the challenge

are people here thick these days

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)

it doesn't say you have to use it

the compo is "Shop Macca" not "Shop this picture of Macca"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)

Shop Macca

Poor old Paul McCartney: marries and divorces a one-legged porn star, yet remains the most boring Beatle. So let's manipulate Macca to make him more interesting in this old-skool challenge. Download source image.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)

Your point? Look at the wording.

"Poor old Paul McCartney: marries and divorces a one-legged porn star, yet remains the most boring Beatle. So let's manipulate Macca to make him more interesting in this picture."

That's what it would say if you HAD to use that picture.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)

I think mongychops and M3Essential

trump you in terms of b3taing, simply by being who they are.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)

Well yeah.

I'll take that, but still, I'm not the only one making that point.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

arse

just make a picture you like, think it through, it is a great source image of an icon

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)

wrong button?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)

not at all

i have no standing in b3ta, i just make picture (used to) that i liked, my opinion is nothing

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)

same here, I don't want to trump anybody.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)

I'm not sure I meant opinion

I meant in terms of understanding how it all works.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)

got it now, but I'm still confused by this place sometimes, which is a good thing really

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)

that's how I took it

otherwise I would have complained.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

Your respective mums

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

that is your source image!

use it for fun, if you don't like the entries make a great one yourself and you will get a fp

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

it's an old-skool challenge

1 image, apparently

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

Thats next weeks

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post65906/

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)

that is cobblers

i just read what you said down there, the whole fun of this type of challenge has always been taking the one source image and changing it, yes people use the sign and that is lazy, but you don't have to but the source should be altered anyway people like

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)

This type of challenge used to run

When a lot less people used the board. So many people are members now that sort of challenge doesn't work. See how many people are disgruntled and it's only thursday?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)

no it makes no difference

if you don't like the content of b3ta you make something yourself better, or log off

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)

I'm not saying I don't like it or anything

I've not mentioned the quality... just the wording of the challenge.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)

sorry mate

it is just annoying all this 'it's rubbish compo' it's never even been a copm just a challenge to make something funny or pretty

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)

yeah I know what you mean

but I've not said "it's a rubbish compo", I'm just going on Semantics here.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)

evidently

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surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)

Well it's very woo

I just wanted to post my stupid picture again.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

How about for next weeks image challenge

we do www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post65906/

No wait...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

how about

everyone shops the same one....oh hold on thats this weeks compo

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surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)

I didnt =)

Mecca macca mecca macca mecca macca...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)

nor did I

hahaha...excellent

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surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)

haha i like that :D

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)

hahaha!

grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)

i'm bored of Paul McCartney

and I'm also sick of living in York - SO...

have a picture taken using SpannerVision - 100% guaranteed accurate representation of the way the world ~~should really look~~ actually looks!

_{(it's really small because it's an absolute bastard to optimise at any larger dimensions - help!)}

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)

Keep it big,

and make a thumbnail?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)

hmm good plan

how do I do that then?

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)

erm...erm...erm...

*RUNS!!!!!*

i don't know how to do stuff, i just know what stuff to do.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

anyone?

meanwhile have a vaguely interesting pair of self-portrait doodles...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)

Gordon's alive

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)

Flaming hell!!!

Nice one.

Oh and night all.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

Spot The Difference

I think I did 6

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

is this the fastest

that a compo has gotten stale?

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

Not by a long way.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)

oh right

damn i thought it was Wednesday still. My brain hurts

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

Oh goodness no

iPod...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

did you age him?

or is he just and old bloke now.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

Eyebrows, finger, red paw

and I can't be bothered to compare it to check for others

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

*has a quick look in*

Oh good god

*shuts down computer for rest of week*

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surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)

Hurrah!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)

Domokun

Enjoy

Click for flappin huge

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

ace

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

haha

i spiggin love that :)

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)

Woot

Thanks :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)

bandwagons are shit so...

'av it

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Tofor, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)

*Sniffs*

Smells familiar. Some kind of plant? No hang on- is that- HEATHER!

And on that predictable note I bid this board goodnight.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

heh

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Mr Jamie, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

Oh the irony!

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corington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

Hahah

he looks so full

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

aww,

its hard to be sickened because
a) He is luffly and fluffly
and
b) Maccas a twat.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

he am content

hooray for well nourished seals :)

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

"Contains traces of cnut"

hope he's not allergic!!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

That looks remarkably like

he's fallating a severed cock and balls.

Enjoying it too.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)

"Inspired" by www.b3ta.com/board/6544959

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

a remote controlled shark powered by Heather from the bridge above?

..or not

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

Bah.

I would have flipped the seal clubber so he was clubbing the shark.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

i would take this opportunity to pea roast

but i think lycos has died

so have a woo and be done with it

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

there's a crayon version of Is it real? on your fps

but your website seems to be dead.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

thats the one

i dont know whats up with it

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

Yay for the clubber!!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

She used her glowing "Hood" eyes on him...

Now he has his revenge.

(Bogbean, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)

Braw!

but, crivvens, thius is getting a bit too much, even for me.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)

but duke it is the challenge

it only takes a bit of outside the box thinking

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

You are right

It's not the challenge, it's that picture.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)

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