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Billy's first lighter

(raz, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:31, archived)

From before, about the leaflets:

Yea, they are pretty much "do what you like" leafylets, and we are giving them out in the town centre. And there is a female with me, so i probably wont get beaten up. They are basically "why not give up religion, and do what you like instead?" rather than "worship satan!". At the bottom, at has "www.b3ta.com", and "woo, yay, and houpla!". SO: be on the lookout! we will be mainly operating round byres road and the west end.

(stevkay, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:21, archived)

So b3ta's going to be overrun

by religious zealots now, trying to convert everyone?

(Mr Flibble, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:27, archived)

oreight mate,

do what you want and all that, but is putting b3ta on them a good idea?

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iamhyperdog, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:28, archived)

good point

should probably be explicitly sanctioned by the owners of www.b3ta.com if you're going to print that at the bottom of it.

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freshlegs, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:31, archived)

yes, we don't want any trouble

round 'ere.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:34, archived)

this is

a local board...
;)

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:37, archived)

Here is the exact wording of the leaflet:

hey! are you bothered with boring old "regular" religion? try our new.... DIET RELIGION! bible free, commandment free, just do waht you like, all the time! Try getting rid of your old gods, and join the atheist religion for a hell free afterlife! Guaranteed paradise! throw away your holy textsm and enjoy a new life of freedom without a god. Its more fun when you have no morals or ethics!
remember, "if its not fun, dont bother, and go eat some ice cream instead!

www.b3ta.com
woo yay and houpla

************
of course, it si formatted to look pretty. nothing but b&w text though. You all okay with that?

(stevkay, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:44, archived)

I think the idea is class

it's whether or not adding b3ta.com to it draws in unnecessary and unwanted attention to the site. You might find that it draws in more people who will spam religion to the board. I sincerely don't want to see a shitload of DJ Hetz Hudson type mails of the religious variety pushing decent pics off the page...........that is my only concern but the idea is certainly woo yay and houpla.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:52, archived)

i think the url isn't really necessary.

if you just had 'b3ta' ppl may be more curious, if they see a website they may instantly just out it down to some marketing.
Leave them wondering why you're doing it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 19:00, archived)

well,

its not as though we're going to give them out at churches. just at random people. if the admins wave anything to say about the addy, speak now: the reason i tell you all this, is so i dont do anything that would annoy (like put www.b3ta.com on them, and finding out that you didnt want that.). i mean no harm to b3tans, and as soon as i find the file, i shall show you its innocence.

(stevkay, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:35, archived)

pep's gone now

I suppose rob might turn up later

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:39, archived)

oh i remember now

you asked for ideas of what to do to piss about,
did you come up with anything else?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:30, archived)

Not really:

chasing pigeons with baguettes, these leaflets, and random christmas cards (at christmas funnily enough). Thats all we've got.

we tried the "staring at the top of a building, to distract passers by" but we just got sore necks.

(stevkay, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:39, archived)

I personally think

trying to make people question their religious beliefs is pretty futile but fair play to you. Religion isn't taken lightly in Glasgow so although you say it's harmless others might not agree. And unfortunately having a female with you never stops violence. Not having a go at you, just my tuppence worth;) I don't think you should connect it with B3ta though.

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cobby, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:47, archived)

Hours of Rectal Fun

(Dr Wadd, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:07, archived)

Limp postage...

The sad truth is that it`s probably being sold right now !!!

(Scopex1, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:06, archived)

Holy shit that made me spew soda out of my nose!

That has got to be the funniest one in this weeks collection!

Kudos to you!

(Axiomatic, Thu 19 Sep 2002, 20:22, archived)

Giant Telly Savalas

caught stealing lollipops from small children - but this feisty chap is not giving up without a fight!

now smaller oops! - visit my gallery of pics here!

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curry monster, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:01, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:02, archived)

that kid

is enjoying that far too much

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:03, archived)

I want to know

which toothpaste he used.
"I'm Yul Brinner and I'm dead now because of smoking"
His teeth are so shiny.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:05, archived)

I'm Yul Brinner

lol ;)

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Darryn.R, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:08, archived)

I'm Yul Brinner

and so's my wife! :)

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:22, archived)

currym

that one is excellent - woo to the pic

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:08, archived)

cheers m8

muchos appreciatados

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curry monster, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:11, archived)

At the duckpond this morning..

I didn't notice anything odd, but thinking back....

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Darryn.R, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:49, archived)

hehe

that brung a smile to my face

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:51, archived)

Heh, heh.

Wierd little buggers :)

(Mr Flibble, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:01, archived)

Who was it that had the

two quid a month webhosting, and what was the URL?
Thank you.

I would.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:46, archived)

banana

man

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)

Has he got a job

yet?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:52, archived)

why not

ask him?

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:54, archived)

I did.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:00, archived)

oh no

you didnt

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)

OK. You win.

:-) (c)Scott Fahlman 1982

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:07, archived)

nope

today i just found out i didn't get the last one i applied for

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:55, archived)

eye no how you feel

i really do :(

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Your Mum, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:57, archived)

i dont :)

may sound horrible, but im the one who spends all sat/sun selling clothes to old people when i havea bad hangovers :S

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:59, archived)

AOL

I have to tell my boss if i really want to pack my job in on Monday. I'm shitting myself. Lidl-erally.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:03, archived)

I'm always quitting jobs when I 've

nothing else to go to then I end up settling for a shite job and quitting before I have something else and so on...
...evenin' folks.

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:21, archived)

it's at

this clicky very lovely people

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:51, archived)

yyyaaaayyy

gig at peggers inn tonight :> im all dressed up ready to go. im also very excited...

(the she devil, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:42, archived)

what the gig

is it yours?

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)

no not mine

my friends and there bands

(the she devil, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)

ah ha -

hope you have a lovely time. Guess what - tomorrow my brother is giving Mr Pep a flying lesson - to France - and I get to go too.
I am very scared

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:45, archived)

its not far to swim

you'll be alright

(minoltion, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:46, archived)

uim going to party the very same day!

and im going to get really drunk and tell every one i love them!

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)

well - hope everyone has a lovely weekend

I'm off for now, see ya.

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:48, archived)

toodle

loo

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:49, archived)

ooh what kind of plane?

I'd love to fly, i mean i'm sure handgliders can feel sympathy with birds if they get caufght up in thermals and find they suddenly are desperate for a pee. Who has time to land?

Make sure you all go before the flight

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:49, archived)

im off out in a bit

not realy anywhere fantastic though.

just friends.

oh, and ill save a post and say that b3ta is banned from Churchdown School Gloucester!

Well done!

allthough, i cant doss in IT any more :S

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:45, archived)

have

fun!

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:55, archived)

i have a headace

so im going to take some hard drugs

well asprins.

is the tag left open this fixed yet?

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:41, archived)

er..

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)

ok then

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)

Nope

Put it back you naughty boy.

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)

If you live in the glasgow area,

lucky you! (unless its south lanarkshire, then you will have noticed how many flies there are!)
tommorrow, me and a friend are going into central to give out antireligious leaflets. Just thought you might want to know.

(stevkay, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:36, archived)

any particular reason

for the anti religion?
(no, I'm not religious, I just wondered what bought that on)

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:37, archived)

Personally

I think that's about as bad as giving out religious leaflets. Surely whether you're religious or not is a personal decision.
But good luck.

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:37, archived)

they should

just give out leaflets that say 'do what you like'

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:56, archived)

"Don't Listen To Me"

Could work.

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)

'fuck off'

would be quite harsh ;)

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:42, archived)

Get the Metro man's papers

off him and slip the leaflets inside. That'll be much more fun.

Then report him to his bosses.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:41, archived)

I know certain areas of Glasgow

Where it may result in a serious shoeing, at best. Take care.

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cobby, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:42, archived)

Check this lot out

The future of rap music : Holdin' Our Own Records. The photos of Secret Emmissaries are classy and President Bell's page is pretty cool too.

President is their Shug Knight type character, only President Bell says : "President Bell's goals are to receive a degree in computer engineering, become a successful entrepreneur in the music industry, to be able to succeed in promotion of every artist, producer, lawyer, investor, and worker involved in this firm to reach financial freedom within five years, to go to sleep at night and know everyone has been treated fairly, apply the skills learned in computer engineering to make this company more rewarding and profitable, to live with a piece of mind and contentment, to raise a family, and of course, to get filty rich."

Sweeet.

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SpunkyBackpack, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)

Anyone remember this?

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:29, archived)

May I just add

Every single picture on the first page of the board is most, most woosome. I won't go down and woo every thread, but you all deserve a pat on the back. And beer. And sex.

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:31, archived)

never offer sex

have you not noticed how desperate many people on the board are - you'll be very busy

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:38, archived)

Duh.

I'm one of the desperate ones.
Hmm. That gives me an idea - B3ta Blind Date!
It could work.
/coat

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:42, archived)

ahh... hmm.

b3ta blind date could work, except that the desperate male/female ratio is a bit of a problem!

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)

First come

first served.

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)

you mean first served

first come

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:52, archived)

Unless you're so desperate that you're not much fussed.

Disclaimer: I don't mean me.

(Blue™, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:49, archived)

count me in!

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evil pixie, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:01, archived)

Rah.

If I ever bother learning CGI, that's the first thing I'm going to do.

(Dogsdinner, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:02, archived)

MMMMMMMMM................Colon

http://www.softcom.net/users/0elvis/

(Frezedriedelvis, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:29, archived)

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)

The alternate ending...

(bobcat, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:28, archived)

definately deserves

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:29, archived)

Why thankyou...

my first woo yay

(bobcat, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:34, archived)

nice pic

here's your second - woo, yay!

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:36, archived)

Wow...

two whole woo yays... all for me

(bobcat, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)

I'll third that woo

and raise you a yay!

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:53, archived)

*Luaghs in a Lou Carpenter stlye*

Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...

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Your Mum, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)

My Lordy

that's funny. Woo to you sir.

(sasquatch, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)

I always think

Kids should learn while they play.

(Mr Ric, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:28, archived)

First pic after installation of my brand new RAM:

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Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:26, archived)

I think my RAM's impotent, ewes are getting bit pissed off

..saw the pele advert for the first time last night, I can now die happy

(minoltion, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)

I would

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:37, archived)

what's cooking Nick?

(uptownjoe, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:25, archived)

arrrghh

thats fuggin hooooooooooooge

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Tedmus, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:27, archived)

you're right

It was.

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:34, archived)

thanks

for the HTML

(uptownjoe, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:37, archived)

Harry Potters my first adult toy (again)

ok I updated my picture.
Sorry...

(Munkey, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:24, archived)

could you

make it a bit smaller on the next edit!

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:35, archived)

shrunken

ok i shrunk it.

sorry forgot to resize before posting!
DOh!

(Munkey, Tue 17 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

new ecard site in need of funny images

hello there!
ive just created a new ecards site
www.kissmyballs.co.uk

and i need funny images 600x400 pixels in size,
email them to me [email protected] or visit the site and use the link on there...

nothing too rude though!

your name/url will be listed under the card....

cheers folks! :)

(X_ROCKS, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:23, archived)

hmmm

is that spam, young man? I hope not.

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:30, archived)

it has a request twist

b3tans are way to hip to be sending ecards

(minoltion, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:33, archived)

nope

no, its not spam lol

i just need a hand....
you dont need to send cards, but you can help me to make them :)

(X_ROCKS, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:42, archived)

ohhh, alright then!

We do get a bit tho, and it's just a bit cheeky. You know how it is. Wasn't being mean.

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pep, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)

anyone?

so does anyone fancy giving me a hand? :-S

(X_ROCKS, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)

here you go mate

You can have this gratis

Can you see what I've done? My best work *sniff*.

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cobby, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 18:19, archived)

Forty quid for this one

each subsequent one decreases in price by thirteen eightyseconds of the initial price.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:36, archived)

can i order

400 please?

(Kieren, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:56, archived)

Newest hit toy in Japan

http://www.softcom.net/users/0elvis/Catintheass/

(Frezedriedelvis, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 17:20, archived)

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