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# Woo
which is better? is an official meme according to thisislondon!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:44, archived)
# cthonic
it's gone...


Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80040e4d'

[Microsoft][ODBC Microsoft Access Driver] Too many client tasks.

/chthonic/better.asp, line 143
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:54, archived)
# seems ok now
It's using an Access DB so it may fall over under strain sometimes. But try again and it should work...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:02, archived)
# Must be
the massive popularity. SQLServer time perhaps? It must be filling up.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:05, archived)
# Well if it didn't cost
$25 a year per SQLServer DB, then yes, I would migrate it. But as it'll be forgotten about next week, it hardly seems worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:11, archived)
# a good point
.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:42, archived)
# I've added some error checking
so that if the databse is busy, the page works anyway
(just your search doesn't get recorded, which is OK I suppose).
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:09, archived)
# and it's number 31
over at Daypop. If only my stats were working I could tell you how many other people are linking...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:54, archived)
# wot no stats?
arse.

I'm impressed by the number of non-english language blogs picking it up - it works just as well in norwegian and german :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:17, archived)
# Arse indeed.
I am hoping it'll be back up soon. But the livestats server ain't responding...

Oh well. It's getting lots of attention over at blogdex and stuff and that's a good indicator.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:23, archived)
# blogdex
i've lost my faith in it to a certain extent- my server stats only list referers with over 20 ina day, and not a single one of the personal blogs that picked up the daleks thing showed up. There are, it would appear, an awful lot of blogs that no-one reads.

No surprises there then.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)
# hmmmmf
I want a meme :(

Show Us Yer Desktop isnt as popular as it was :(

Only got 3000-ish visits yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:30, archived)
# 3000 a day
is dead good for any individual item in my book, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)
# Yeah, I know
I got greedy.

Although it just went mental again.
Getting loads of referrals from www.nettavisen.no/servlets/page?section=905&item=200036

Anyone here speak dutch ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)
# Creationist Clip Art
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:22, archived)
# Teehee
I love websites like the one thats from. I wonder if theres one trying to teach people the world is flat? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:16, archived)
# Bastards
They should all be shot
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:24, archived)
# Come on
say what you think! Don't hold back now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)
# I seem to remember
ages back there was quite a demand for a

based clock.
Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:20, archived)
# yay
half an hour to go to see the dance.



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:34, archived)
# don't
get too excited
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:39, archived)
# can you
make the clock go backwards and the man get younger?

That is what I would like now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:41, archived)
# he just danced!
hurray
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:59, archived)
# bugger!
I missed it
Does it go on client time? If I change my clock can I see it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:02, archived)
# Woo!
(the answer is yes...)
I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:04, archived)
# arse
my java is borken..
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:36, archived)
# oy
no b-orking.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:38, archived)
# As clocks go, this is quite groovy . . .
Clicky this one too
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:47, archived)
# you

are

the

best
(Esteban, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:50, archived)
# Regret to say
Wasn't me who made it, just had the link hanging around.

Wish I had though.

(I am secretly preparing though, a small insight into how the Windsors spend their weekends. Coming soon . . .)
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:54, archived)
# OK so who posted
ONE DAY WONDER vs THIS SITE HAS LONGEVITY?

on the which is better page? (one day wonder won :( ) probably true though.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] potatobabiesinpain.com
Not many think tubers have nervous systems, but our President disproves that. Please help these unfortunate creatures, but - while you're at it - have a giggle at their situation. At least it isn't you!
(Dale Michael Houstman, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:01, archived)
# Down the drain!
Maybe it's too late for the "Cats & Toilets" page, but who cares...
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:01, archived)
# google's logo today is ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:00, archived)
# Insult Me!
Haha i forgot i created this a while ago, it generates insults, long ones, check it out at:

http://www.philprice.net/cgi-bin/insultweb.pl

you can even add words here: http://www.philprice.net/cgi-bin/addwords.pl

If you prefer telnet just telnet to philprice.net:16969 for the magic to happen.

PS If this randomly goes down and does not work mail me, and i'll run the server again :) ([email protected])
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:34, archived)
# Meh
Fuck yourself you purple head tickling, pat butcher kissing, lesbian spitting, urinal masturbating, aeroplane fisting, scrotum abusing, schitzo rousing, hard on funking, old women rogering, hippo horse fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:34, archived)
# my word, the filth
Fuck your mum you klingon marmite mining, goldfish shitting, fbi agent cannibalising, penis frisking, handbag theiving, rear randing, cunt vaulting, satan shafting, dawg scuttling, claustrophobic abducting, bicycle shafter
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:38, archived)
# my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
Fuck yourself you necrophiliac slapping, bell end hurdling, spunk stain licking, goldfish humping, claustrophobic worshipping, chicken popping, parent farting, pamela anderson handler!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:39, archived)
# I once did
A version that generated spoken MP3s of the insults, using wav files of one of my old irc mates saying all the words then ti strung em togewther and encoded them. I have the code some where if people can pester me enough i'll try and install it online, but it will have to be on my works server, tee hee hee :)
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:42, archived)
# You can find wav files of words in respectable American accents at
http://dictionary.msn.com
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:00, archived)
# Any chance of
linking it to a phone number? I smell revenue stream :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:04, archived)
# Can I add adjectives?
and will it subjugate my verbs?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:05, archived)
# .
next you'll want conjugal rights!
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:19, archived)
# I was going to email rob
- but no more b3ta email waaaaaah!
Oh well, I suppose I can ask for *everyone's* opinion of my new religion, even if I plan on ignoring most of you:
Universal Church of the Interactive Network
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:19, archived)
# 50's innocence
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:10, archived)
# I think
thats actually a fairly recent advert, and the innuendo is intentional.

Still funny tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:35, archived)
# Just tested out...
Cthonic's rating thing.
Jesus: 24 Porn: 76
I've been right all along!
(Kimbo, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 1:42, archived)
# flash thingy special b3ta preview yay
I've been working on this for a while now and thought I would give b3ta a special preview. It is a flash flag editor - make your own flag out of stars and stripes. This is a super alpha version, but suggestions and comments are welcome.
(Shoehorn, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 0:37, archived)
# will it take a good farking?
They'd love it over there, if your server can take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:09, archived)
# Some fun tests
Resolution Test
Jesus Test
(thellama73, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 22:35, archived)
# sometimes stupid is good
I know you miss me….
But, you  still love me because:
The dumber I act, the less people expect
of me.
The stupider I act seems to make everybody else feel
pretty good about themselves.

Take chickens for example…
The stupidest bird in the world…but, everybody loves
chicken.

I know you’ll forgive me when you see what I’ve made for you
here.
www.Boogergod.com or,
www.Anti-Greeting.com  if you have someone you really hate.
I promise it will at least make you feel really good about yourself
and really really smart.
I’m sorry about our mix up…
But, remember I make you look good…:)
(Boogerman, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 22:09, archived)
# Sadness
My first proper post to the board. Given that Furtive seems to have it in for penguins, I hope that some of you are saddened to hear this news.
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_519601.html
Can't wait to see the stuffed version, though.
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 21:43, archived)
# your fist post on the board at
3.43am - or whatever time it was! Welcome. sorry, i was asleep... :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:43, archived)
# Either the board is extremely funny tonight
or I am extremely tired. The Tuvalu Valuva thing got me laughing for ten minutes, and just when I regained control I saw Suspense Theatre. My sides hurt.

BTW, I entered "me" versus "everyone else" in the which is better tool, and not surprisingly "me" won by 98%. Too bad for all you losers! Mwa ha ha ha ha
(thellama73, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 21:13, archived)
# This is kind of useful and cool
A site containing 'All The Flags Of The World'. A rather immense boast, methinks.

Woo Clicky!
(SparkyLove, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:17, archived)
# good
'All the flags of the world'...lots of good reference material for us arty types, and much better than that other site 'All the tools in my shed' - that was poor
(scabby dog, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:28, archived)
# nice
except where the fuck is Tuvalu? Thats not a country, its an excerpt from a song about umbrellas. Tuvalu valuva Tuvalu valuva, tuva-iay, any umbarellas, any umbarellas, to fix today?
I suddenly realised that knowing the words to a song I was forced to sing in primary school twelve years ago is not cool. Pissflaps.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:38, archived)
# Tuvalu Valuva
sounds like a Tibetan porn film.. does that song mention anything about putting his Tuvalu in her Valuva?
(scabby dog, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:44, archived)
# Where?
I thought my geography was pretty good, but I've never heard of Niue. I think they made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Wasn't Tuvalu
The place that Richard Feynman wanted to visit, but he kicked the bucket instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:25, archived)
# didja look at the page..
its here
(scabby dog, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)
# mmmm soup
I just had a cuppa-soup in a bowl - it felt kinda naughty not using a cup - but i was able to throw all my bread in at once..mmm tasty..
bowl-a-soup wins everytime.

what an exciting life i lead.
(scabby dog, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 18:58, archived)
# Sometimes
I put normal soup from a tin.....in a cup.
(SparkyLove, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:02, archived)
# nice!
your kind of like a rebel.. with soup
(scabby dog, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:07, archived)
# As are you, Scabby
If we join forces we can maybe challenge the World's preconceptions about the accepted ways to serve 'soup'.
(SparkyLove, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:13, archived)
# Soupy soupy soupy soup
They even eat in guadeloupe
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 19:36, archived)
# Stop it
Your hurting my conformist brain
with your soup vessel paradox - I can't take the strain.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 3:59, archived)

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