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this was real

apparently

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bazman, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)

She must have a lot of

boobs to go around, if they're going to give everyone in the world hours (note: plural!) of fun!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)

miaow the furs be with you

(matster, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:18, archived)

Hahaha!

I love the way you've used a picture of a very poor "Darth Vader costume" than a real pic of Vader... adds a certain... je ne sais pas!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:25, archived)

yes

these retail at 30 quid in argos - it was a real trouble keeping the cat still

(matster, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:34, archived)

Reading the Gay Dog thread as a full poem

It is, in my opinion, a true work of genius. It's like Wordsworth for the web generation. Except better

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)

it's true -

i had a bad start to the week - but i swear all the poems have cheered me up no end. woo to everyone
(sob, gets all emotional etc etc)

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pep, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:25, archived)

I concur

I'm off work sick at the mo.

The poetry here is all that's kept me going.

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flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)

newbie needs help

newbie has cool kitty pix but doesnt know how to upload

send help !!

(matster, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:00, archived)

Sure!

Just follow the:

Handy Guide(TM).

As for where to host yer images, I recommend 15megs.com

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:03, archived)

Ask the internet or use common sense

ASK THE INTERNET! It's 51% ask the internet and 49% common sense. So the internet says ASK THE INTERNET is better.

Use this information wisely.

(Wallz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:55, archived)

Yay! Illustrated poetry!

illustrations by my mate james. woo!

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crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:54, archived)

Surely...

that is the best thing ever.

Applause!

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:00, archived)

New pants please

that's beautiful

(sasquatch, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:03, archived)

b3tan's are so fantastic -

you're really very smart
you've taken something stupid
and turned it into art.

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pep, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:14, archived)

Hiphop ministers pt2

whodafuledemindaouse?

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)

snoop

I have no idea who he is

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bazman, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:19, archived)

Heh

Who can do a pic of "Snoop Doggy Gay"? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)

or should that be..

"Gay Doggy Dogg"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)

I'm muthafuckin free!!!

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bazman, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:38, archived)

heh

Yo! Mrs Slocum! You better get yo raggedy ass pussy over here right now bitch, fo I shoot you down where you stand!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:40, archived)

Ah shoot

yer muthafuckin pussy

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bazman, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:44, archived)

Gulp!

When the Giant-Mecha-Papier-Mache-Penguin attacked, even the fearsome KittenCopter was no match

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)

woo!

that's right, people will fear me when they hear the rumble of my newspaper and glue feet!!!

(redifusion, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)

Aaaargh!

Run awaaaay! Run awaaaaaaay!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:44, archived)

that's amazing

in fact, i actually believe it really happened.

(cold, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:00, archived)

It's a real picture I swear.

I only added the factory in the background.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:03, archived)

Donna Air - poor skinny liitle thing

(kee, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:35, archived)

Yes,

but judging by that photo, she has improved. She's now only HIDEOUSLY ugly.. :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)

look look!

here! It's cal - the things you have to do to support yourself as a student these days...

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pep, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)

that

is surprisingly good. Wonder how many peeps the URL will put off though... (not me)

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rockyrobin, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:30, archived)

This is getting

addictive

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:17, archived)

Obvious

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Sam, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)

well they may drink it in the congo but

KIA ORA! It's 70% kia ora and 30% um bongo. So the internet says KIA ORA is better.

Use this information wisely

(dogsknob007, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:07, archived)

Hip Hop Ministers Pt.1

(kee, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)

We will Fight them on da Bitches,

We will fight them in the air, and in the Blue and Yellow Purple Hills, We will never surrender!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:59, archived)

arsene & yaffle

(J R Hartley, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)

Dom Joly

Interview Me!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)

want Dom! We want Dom! etc. etc.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:59, archived)

Oddly enuff'

I've had about 300 people tell me I look like him especially when I yell into my huge phone.

It's getting quite serious now as I seem to have developed a Pavlovian response when I hear that f**king ring tone - HELLO!

It's quite sad really

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Ted, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)

Look out...

They're taking over the world

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)

And this...

will be the last thing we see

(sasquatch, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:45, archived)

Awww...

look at that poor kitties face.

He's killing us all, but he does at least feel sad about it. I don't think he wanted to be an international terrorist kitten, I think he was forced into it by his "bad" friends...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:48, archived)

no,

he's not sad, it's just wind.......

(redifusion, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)

Oh yeah..

Evil kitty!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)

good vs evil

no good kitty
kitty launch patriot missile
launch now !!! launch now !!!

(matster, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:56, archived)

"Man is such a horrid beast

His mind on greed and glutton
But that will all come to an end
When I have pressed this button."

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:54, archived)

What an evil thing to say!

He'll blow up the whole city!
But now that Gay Dog's passed away,
who will stop this evil kitty?!

(OtaKuno, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)

I don't think that I'll get a single valentine this year,

I think I'll spend the day alone and shed a private tear,
But then again I suppose I could always go online,
And piss off everybody while I whinge and moan and whine

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crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)

...

No need to be upset my friend!
No card's a bitter pill
And one that's hard to swallow
consid'ring you're not ill.
However there are other ways
to cheer your aching heart
like making pics of kittens
with mutated body parts!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)

valentines are bollocks

you can stick them up your arse
I'd rather have a kronenbourg
in a litre glass

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jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:41, archived)

i didn't even get a pancake

but now i just don't care
because today i saw a clock
that dances on th' h'r

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)

.....

A clock like that, so wondrous
and such a funny shape
It more than ample compensation
for missing out on crepes!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:47, archived)

....

A Kronenbourg is well and good,
Although it makes you fatter
Drink it and your waistline bloats to
Seize-cents soixante-quatre!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)

your ryhme was very funny

it made me laugh out loud
now my keyboards very wet
from my coughed up beer cloud

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jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)

Vodka not beer's the drink for me

Once I start I cannot stop
But whilst at work I'll stick to tea
Or I'll forget how to Photoshop

(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)

...

When you're feeling down
although cocain is quicker
it's easier I've found
to fill the void with liquor

(OtaKuno, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)

No valentines card for me this year

I've only had two since I was born.
It would be enough to send me to an early grave
If it wasn't for on-line porn.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)

Valentines can warm your heart

and make you feel so snug
But nothing beats a porno site
when gagging for a tug.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)

porno site are just pure filf

they're full of saucy dirt.
Just get your arse down to Brighton
And let someone lift your shirt

(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)

Oh crabby please don't whine

for I think I've seen a sign,
The sky is blue,
and I've lost a shoe
so love will come sometime.
(soon). Or a shag anyway..

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Wifey, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:02, archived)

Thankyou wifey now I'm sure,

I'll get through this distress,
Sometime soon I'll find a girl,
Who loves my carapace

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crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:24, archived)

It's true, what wifey says, you know

Wise words from 'er indoors
You'll find a lovely, caring girl
And hold her in your claws

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MartinH, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:31, archived)

help?

i'd really like that "cute kitten jumping on a mine"-picture for my desktop - can anybody help me? please? =)
mailto:[email protected]

(el_cash, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:29, archived)

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