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# Pizza
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
anchovy.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)
# uhm...
no
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)
# Blah
Tuna
(seppel18, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# .

lion dog
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# she
doesn't seem to concerned. his bark must be bite (but not as bad as his breath)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:53, archived)
# one eyes open know
i think she's smelled it
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# *pheeeeeeeew*

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/elements.swf

this took some time!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# that my chum
is fabbo!
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:46, archived)
# Handy
Mrs Nobody is about to start Chemisty A level a a mature student.

She likey.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# Is there such a thing as a
student thats mature?

I hope not!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# lol
see what a mammoth effort

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# woo
a bit educational for this time of night though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# Encore !
It is the very model of some modern Macromedia
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:51, archived)
# i'm spazzing from the future
to tell you that's wonderful! hope you see this. good job!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)
# i thought this was the future?
oh bugger. engage the timespazzer!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)
# I'm off

It's been the first whole evening I've spent here. Ta muchos peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# night
then, nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)
# bon
soir
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:53, archived)
# Can anyone
do a meat necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:42, archived)
# I can do you
a pearl one.

What a purdy mouth you have....
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)
# Woo to the Cheltenham bash
muchos fun and balloons........pics available when I get up in the morning.

Woo to nice B3T folk.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# Yay
You da man Mr Koit
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# Woo ti Anid
and the stanrge firned who never spoke.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:42, archived)
# Rodders never speaks...
Don't take it personally - he's shy.

Do you still have your guitar and did you tie Thor up naked to a melon?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# No guitar was lef tbehind
Rob was doing his beatr to beat the fock out of this absoult twat who was trying to steal out balloons.

Woo To mike and his ability of shyness.

Stuart was getting pissed off with the wierdos that the ballons atrrachted.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# That bloke needed a good twating
Yay to Rob.

Lets do it again... VERY soon!

Woo to Stuart for being my boss and forcing drink down my neck.

Houpla to Rodders... the shy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# any time
you let us jnow

although I havge UnI SOon so weill hav t o cordinate suimmat.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# You're staying at home though, right?
Hahaha... you're even more tit faced than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:51, archived)
# aye - staying with said parents
but hey, its cheap and local.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:53, archived)
# Sounds like Wanda...
The prosi that hangs around at B&Q

Cheap and local
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)
# Thatt;s my mum
tuur'e talimgn about !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# Your mum
Has nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# my mum
told m,e yopu have a magic penis
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# And she's absolutely
correct
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# Hello Koit!
You a bit hammered then? : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:42, archived)
# Hello Dr
m

Yes michos drinkso.......woo to alcholdhosm
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# Oh well done!
Your arse has been turned into a kind of woo yay by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# Really ?
osh shite , I shal l spazx back for that romorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# Pob made it.
Genie + arse. You can work the rest out!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# Well thanks Mr oIb
I shall kick his arse omorrow when I get up.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)
# I think
the only thing you'll be doing tomorrow is hanging over a toilet and clutching your head! Besides, it's a good pic so you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:51, archived)
# trust me
vodka sodesnt make me sick - I'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)
# mmmmm vodka
I too have indulged to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:53, archived)
# celbrate wahat ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)
#
You'll see tomorrow when you spazz back!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)
# front page ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)
#
yes : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)
# aw - look at the dead drunk koity
bless im and all who try typing when bladdered.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)
# That's to
I am tryimng trally hard to make this look legible.........sorry for being mashedf, but hey, sop be it, Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:51, archived)
# I'm
so drunk I can read that...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# Trally hard?
Cool...that souns fun
You need to do the sign of the devil when you say that and end it with Dude! I think...

as in "Party On! Trally hard dude!"
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# I cant even move at the moment
let alone od some random signa.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# Fuck, I'm stuck on "EVIL" mode tonight!

(Rude Zapper, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:24, archived)
# Dinotopia
(Frugle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:34, archived)
# that's
rather nice.
reminds me of a pain relief commercial though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# If has now finished - Go down to the gym
wait outside
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:28, archived)
# hummus darling,
or are you ok?

I've gotta go sleep. Night everyone,
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Night
pepster
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:37, archived)
# Night
babe.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# you're all dead
I've won
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# but if we're dead
who's grooming the badgers ready for the badgers' parade!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:41, archived)
# cripes! - you're right
quick everyone - man the hairdressers. Brian Harvey badger is rumoured to be making an unscheduled scruffy apperance soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# he's
always causing trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)
# night
pep!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# Chomp
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# crikey that's flipping chompy
where's Conrad Poohs when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:41, archived)
# Experimental potatoshopping goes so, so wrong
Idly doodling with a picture of Colin Powell, I mirror his face at eye level. The results are... well is this still SFW?

(MrMessiah, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# How many
working orifices ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# I know
It looks like Thora Hird photocopying her arse... eww!
(MrMessiah, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# LMAO
you make me chuckle :P
(Frugle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# gaaaa....
You are sick SICK puppy!
I can't look at that picture now...
Blech
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# I've seen that b4
I’ve had that at a Chinese once I’m sure…..yes that was WonBallHungLow in a sualta source
(DaMule, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:28, archived)
# experiments are super
are they no just?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# Second in a series of meat-related posts...
(Dogsdinner, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# Can you....
.....do a meat necklace?

They are famous with people known (prone) to rob butcher shops!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# Sorry about the size

(Ben Davis, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:19, archived)
# argh!
still too big!
I was trying to tell you before, but you deleted the thread:
100K is the size to aim for, 400K is toooo big!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# i'm sorry
cant seem to get it any smaller
(Ben Davis, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# if you can't get it under 200K
then post it as a link
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Ive tried posting as a link but it dont work
for some reason it comes out like this

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0KgBpZdAO2TMawnKUwmWpaTLQ!q8!DGoU0UydkAAAi2aWkaHiYJ50qF*gzKXrykZ4w0mtSQGS4f0/Lesb.gif
(Ben Davis, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# it's
because of the fancy msn characters.
you can create the link yourself by typing

<a href="http://www.mycrasyurl.com/apic.gif">description</a>
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# I can get it to
215k.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# I can get
it to 127K
I win! ;)
edit: no I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# cheers
me dears
(Ben Davis, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# i'll suss
this gif animating eventually, just forget that people still have 56k modems (i had one for 5 years)
(Ben Davis, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# that's alright
I tried to give you some advice in the last thread, but you deleted it!

it's all about smallest dimensions you can use without being too small, fewest colours you can get awat with, turn off dithering and try to remove redundant frames (in yours the first and last frames were identical).
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:39, archived)
# tis a bit of a biggie
what app you using?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# i'm using
barbarosa gif animator
(Ben Davis, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# hmmm -
can you reduce the colour palette somehow?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:28, archived)
# I managed to get it
down to 36k using custom palette, 64 colours, 25 lossy and shrinking it by 50%. Turning dither off usually saves a fair whack and all.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# never mind i'm gonna delete the post
t'was only for a quick laugh.
(Ben Davis, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# you don't
have to delete the post
just get rid of the 400K image from the first post...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# you're ok
don't worry - it's just for future reference :)
(you know you seem to've set a mini challlenge by accident)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# I win.
and no reduction in size.


but mind the gap...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# cheat
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:42, archived)
# Of
course!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# bah!
b3tan again!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:42, archived)
# Jeez. 400k!!!
No wonder it said "Size Unavailable..."

Mind, fine use of Beadle and Dennis in one image without resorting to sexual innuendo, so forgiven...
Best prune it though...
... B3ta sense tingling.... grumble... modem... 56K... grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# *hick*
Just got back from the Cheltenham B3ta Bash... it was absolutely awesome - muchos balloon animals, women, magic and drink.

Koit has a load of picies and I'm sure he'll put some up when he sobers up.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:15, archived)
# hoorrah! PICS
we want the pics. Glad you had a good time - you can still type tho - what's going ON?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:17, archived)
# hoorah
anyone up for a north american b3ta bash? give us piccies, you sorry excuse for a partygoer ;) still sober indeed!
(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:19, archived)
# I am...
Can you pay the air fare from England?

8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# weeeeeee
bagsy me the next ticket
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# wha?!
i think not! me poor :(
(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:46, archived)
# Let me know if you do...
I'm in and out of the States quite often over the next year or so with my magic - although its a big place!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# i'm thinking in the ohio area
because ohio is the heart of it all. and it's a shorter drive for me. plus we've got great lakes brewing. mm.. woo yay and houpla for conway's irish ale goddamnit! right. off to the store for beer. back in a bit!
(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# If all goes to plan,
I may be in Ohio next June or July
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# The pics are crazy... some totally insane ones
I'm really impressed with my drunken typing abilities. I'm so tempted to do a potatoeshop but it will turn out totally shit when I'm in this state!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)
# yay - can't wait
gotta go out tomorrow, I sense alot of spazzing tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Ditto
Bugger, these pics sound funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# You should see them,
if only to see Thor's perfectly natural ability to spong himself without potatoshop

We're doing it again soon... come along everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# i dare you to
potatoswap! dare you!!
(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# Bitch!
It looks like I'm gonna have to do something now
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:29, archived)
# wahey
woo for booze and b3tans. Fnord left cookies at my house earlier tonight, we thought he'd left his booze but he hadn't, dammit.

we want pictures, we want pictures,we want pictures, we want pictures,we want pictures, we want pictures,we want pictures, we want pictures,
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# say what you see
(Frugle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:12, archived)
# ?
Cat butt urn.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:16, archived)
# 2 bottles of Jack Daniels...
No wait, there's only one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:18, archived)
# :P
Catastrophy (Cats-ass-trophy)
(DaMule, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:18, archived)
# blimey - I think that may be it
all I got was cup-cat-bum. What's one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)
# illness
I get cat-cup-bum after a bad curry :X
(DaMule, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Ahhh...
not arsebucket then(as I'd thought)
Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# Hummm
arsebucket is that a Barrymore reference ??¿¿??
(DaMule, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# erm,
Not intentionally, no...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:28, archived)
# well done
Cat-Ass-Trophy indeed.

didn't take you long :P
(Frugle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# singalonganatombomb

ClickyBig
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:11, archived)
# You know where you're going...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Yum.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:10, archived)
# Mmmm - but
can you change the young uns to veal and put em in a box with no light.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:14, archived)

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