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# darth vader in versailles



the truth about the founding of the german reich
(flexomat, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# looks like
he should be quaffing some lager
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# one way,
just bought the treaty of versailles abck in blazing memory, but with added vader, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Hey- it's...
RETURN OF THE SMURF!
Gawd damn, I've been gone for a while.
I figured out how to escape B3ta...
Buy a PS2! I will suck your life away and play games with your soul.
Anywho, how ya all been?
Christ, I need to get back to B3ta mood...

EDIT: Wa-hoops! That was suposed to say "it will suck your life away", not "I".
I'm leaving it.
(techsmurf, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# yes
I gave up on b3ta when I bought my PS2 a few months back. Had my cube before really becoming a b3tan so it didn't distract me. I agree, those things suck the life right outta ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# Have you got THPS3?
That'll mess with your head. You'll be wandering round town planning that elusive 500,000 point trick like you're still playing the game.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# No, I went for extra strength Halucenegenics...
MGS2, Twisted Metal Black, Red Faction, FFX and FF7...

Havent slept recently... Help.
(techsmurf, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)
# I played a demo of Timesplitters 2
and it only made me appallingly motion sick.

lucky me
(jim, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:10, archived)
# I am cursed,
as I do not get that. I can play, play, PLAY!!!
til' I drop dead.
(techsmurf, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:16, archived)
# Play
THPS thru a projector. It gives you motion sickness :)
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)
# Just watching 'Bo Selecta'
And it's erm... strange.

Ranging from cheap innuendo to 'The Bear' which I was litterally pissing my sides at.

"Christine Hamilton, Christine Hamilton, Christine Hamilton"

(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# I love
The Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# It's very...
b3ta is the bear.

Screaming "Fuck off you fucking fuck" at a squirrel.

(cue looks of bewilderment from oversees b3tans)
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# I love it
it's abstract impressions are the best
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# My favourites
are Craig David (of course), Ozzy and that spice girl one...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# Ozzy is brilliant,
as is craig david, michael jackson, and scary spice.They all (the women) look a little bit like Jim Bowen.

Proper bo.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# the bear
is clearly the best thing since the last really good thing
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# Alas, his artistic genius was only recognised posthumously

(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# That is
lovely, woo you.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# that's
gorgeous in so many ways! you are a champ.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# that's
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# woo!
didn't realise it was animated for a while! lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] neils less famous words...
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# LOL
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# "bugger
I lost my contact lense"...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# A herd of hoppers in their natural enviroment.

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)
# wonderful!
I so want to see that animated!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# a herd of woos
from me, then!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# give them glasses and bad
haircuts and youll make freshlegs happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# it's
true :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# you're
easily pleased! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# i've got glasses
and a bad haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:16, archived)
# but oyu wouldnt exactly quantify yourself a s herd would you?
no, so, out of the running i guess. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)
# haven't you seen?
www.herdofnords.net
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)
# hellooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)
# helloooo
been waiting AGES to make that gag above, finally found the right moment
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)
# exactly
the right moment. made better for the wait no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)
# excellent
woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)
# that is focking excellent
haha

Elmo-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# Shocker:
Rob doesn't compile the newsletter at all. He finds it somewhere. Says so on the frontpage :)
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# i compiled the newsletter once
it said
newsletter.java:1: Class or interface declaration expected.
This Week:
^
newsletter.java:3: Invalid character constant.
- Have you got Parkinson's?
^
newsletter.java:9: String not terminated at end of line.
___/ _ |/_

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# shame on
you :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# hahah!!!
I have nothing more to nearly say, Im watching star trek and tryong ot animate while veryy veryyy drubnk,.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# Argh....
Not Java jokes. I'm learning Java for my degree. Finding it to be a right pain in the undercarriage.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# java is a beautiful language
you will learn to love it with all your heart

it could have been c, but i happened to have my paths set up for java
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# .
public class HelloWorld
{ public static void main(String[] args)

{ System.out.println("I flippin hope so :)");
}
}
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# apparently it's eight years bad luck if your first ever program in a new language doesn't contain "hello world"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)
# be fancy
MessageBox(NULL, L"Hello World", NULL, NULL);

do it in a messagebox!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:13, archived)
# i don't believe it
my first program in several languages was not "hello world" and so far i count myself pretty lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)
# That's
the saddest thing I've ever heard.
:)
(Dogsdinner, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)
# nice mental image (and possible future competition)
"one thursday night rob opens his sock drawer and finds tomorrows newsletter ready-written and proofread..."
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# Yay - major thread killer
on this page so I'm fucking off to bed while I'm on a high note :)

Remember, um....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)
# gooooood
night witchy! i don't know what you're talking about, but soon to find out no doubt. sleep well!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# hi, (night witchy, dont undersatnd what yer on about tho, but I just got here, so hey ho.)
all freshy, how goes? Everyone but bob pulled out of tonight, so i am satisfying myself with making a very sad lienal episode, what you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)
# eh?
you pulled out too? how was work? i'm good: tired, but got beer.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# was really good
on monday Ill have a diploma that says real networks expert on it, cheapest qualification i evergot I tells ya. Sorry if theres a delay in my reply, i am both drunk, getting more drunk and busy with lineal, Im so glad beardman gave him such a good name, its perfect in fact. The job itself is challenging, but probably involves too much sales and leads building for my liking, Ive got a meeting with a pro boxer who wants live streaming of his boxing matches on tuesday morning then an interview for a production manager job at a place called sportsbusiness.com in the afternoon. woo. I wish we were hanging out tonight, I could do with better company than william shatner in star trek V.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# bloody hell
i hate William Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)
# A rubbish picture to try and provoke something better.
I'm sure that you can think of a funnier topical thing than this:
(Psythor, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# too
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# dubya
decides to sort things out for himself
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:29, archived)
#
w00t :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)
# I wish
he would sort it out himself...
nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:36, archived)
# obvious really
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Here, have a present
Saddam gives the weapons inspector a picture of Fluffy to keep them quiet...
(flying_pasty, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)
# I can't
see this pic. can anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# Ouch...
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# hahahaha...
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# Lovely.
Those photos are horrible, especially the one where the fella's heading towards the floor.

But these ones are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# Aw, fuck!
I was only 8 seconds away from making one like that!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# is this all
part of a patented Fuzzbucket minichallenge, and i've come in too late? if not, can we have one? i feel like making a picture, but too tired to scrape up an idea from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# There hasn't been one of
them in a long time - The basic element of this one is a guy who died jumping over the Great Wall of China on a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# ohhh
i don't like that one much :(
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# Um.. He didn't
die - he fell on a trampoline and had some fun.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# yay!
i'm in then!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# we're making
it nicer. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# Had to double check
that nose wasn't a lightbulb!

W/Y/H.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Could I get a linky to the original dead guy pic?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Spazz a few archives
back and he's flying around there somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# No can do -
Have a dl on atm - even this board page is sloooooow and I have most the images cached...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)
# Here:

You lazy bastard!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Thank you,
sah!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# nice
use of the word 'bastard'.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# *sobs*
:'O(
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)
# I wonder
what would happen if .....

"http://www.design4online.com/twat/fuck.asp?site=http%3A%2F%2Ffirefly.sparse.org%2F%7Emrt%2Fcgi-bin%2Ft.cgi%3Ffield%3DHttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.b3ta.com"

bollocks, just copy and paste!
(hfghfgh, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking mad recursive madness.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)
# ha haa ha
did you make that?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:22, archived)
# It's b3ta throught
the MR T your site and the tourettes your site thingies...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)
# i suppose
what i meant to ask was, did you make the mr t your site? but probably it's something that's been around a while and i've just missed.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# seth
green? wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)
# WYH! An inspired piece of web hackery.
Quoth I:

"Woo FUCKSTICKS hoo - it's b3ta newsletter time - Issue 59 is FUCKBEANS packed with stuff. Kill those suckas!"

I'm still laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# The Tin Man was also somewhat in love with Dorothy
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:12, archived)
# really?
you sure he's not more interested in other tin men?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)
# I always thought he was
a friend of Dorrothy
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# Fido had grown weary...
... of merely sticking his head out of the car window.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)
# aww
why does the bus have 'relief' on the front? where exactly is it heading?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:17, archived)
# um
relief, via sainsburys
(kiwanotree Meh, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# i always
thought your name was kiwi on a tree. only just slowed down enough to read it correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:25, archived)
# kiwanos are excellent
seriously
(kiwanotree Meh, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 20:43, archived)
# Straight to ...
... the nearest lamp post.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)

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