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# tooo ... much...alcahol
be careful. dont feed freinds too much vodka. they get scarey.
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(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:35, archived)
# pass me some
damnit I need to get drunk but drinking by yourself is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:39, archived)
# personally
im on the scotch but he's mixing vodka and bacardi and keeps spilling it on himself. im sure this isnt good.
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:41, archived)
# bacardi limon?
Careful, that shit will make you drunker than the Bush girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:45, archived)
# friday is the end of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:45, archived)
# and we have magic round about
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:47, archived)
# wooyay
no info...posted with www.corruptedminds.com autoposter thingy
(djboo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:51, archived)
# more stuff


Dont hate me for doing this to your pic
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:33, archived)
# Well
No Hands seems to no longer reside at ratemykitten,
can someone hook me up with the image?
pretty puhlease
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:16, archived)
# I have it
www.a1pha.com/b3ta/categories.php?cat_id=3
i think its on page 2 I cant remember
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:20, archived)
# Wonderful
...thank you !
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:22, archived)
# actually I'm looking for Fear
i keep forgetting to ask spacefish if he has another copy
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:23, archived)
# it's on your site!
www.a1pha.com/~spacefish/img/ot.psd
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:25, archived)
# the perfect accesory for 'no hands' cat
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:20, archived)
# He's still there
No hands!
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:23, archived)
# I made a dancing alien...

..sort of, ripped it from a rom
hang on, who invited jacko?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:10, archived)
# Ha ha! Why am
I hearing the Bee Gees?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:12, archived)
# I like the dancing characters
it makes me want to.......DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:42, archived)
# feckin'
awsome.

I envision it in a dance video. Or just a huge anim... Yea.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:13, archived)
# where is spiderman
when you need him
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Argh, the songs stuck in my skull
again.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:48, archived)
# eeek!!
i'm visiting my father and i'm stuck with a 24kbps connection and corel draw 8 to work with! (my kingdom for a laptop to call my own...) yet, i somehow managed to make a dancing penguin:

dance, pengy, dance!
(zyn (thetix), Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:19, archived)
# cool!
I'll add him to the parade
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:23, archived)
# Quality
...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:23, archived)
# You can have
or and
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:26, archived)
# that's more like it now i've moved onto Squarepusher
up up the BPM we go where we stop, noone knows
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:29, archived)
# for the love of anything IDM
everybody please go to hefty records if you are not familiar with it...the american version of warp records with a little more of a jazz vibe thrown into most the bands.
(zyn (thetix), Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:41, archived)
# beers
i mean, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:46, archived)
# nice one
thanks fnord
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:30, archived)
# Dude.
THis is getting interesting...
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:32, archived)
# oh yeah, and
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:44, archived)
# good call
is that penny smith?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:44, archived)
# yeah
i woke up stupidly early one morning and there she was - dancing away next to Tony Blackburn
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:47, archived)
# that goes spookily well with some trance i'm listening to
right now
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:21, archived)
# I have on
Cuz I Luv You at the moment by Slade and it fits the dancing like a dream
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# Mr Jackson....
Bloody top dollar..... muvvafuka... proper Bo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# yay yay yay!!
its an animal rave!
(zyn (thetix), Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:32, archived)
# My first AnimGif thing.... 'cos I'm slow to learn

Lunchtime!

Tried to keep it small.... but er, didn't. Oops.
Well, got to animate them sometime, feel I'm missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:35, archived)
# 76k,
i believe, is small enough. and that's superbly done!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:38, archived)
# Ha!
That's Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:41, archived)
# Very
W/Y/H, for a first anim, too!
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:41, archived)
# Woo, yay
agus an houpla mór! I bpreaba na súl tá tú ag méacáil an iaomaj feablóir...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:43, archived)
# Yup
that too, as well
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:44, archived)
# You smooth talking get.
(Boip)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:45, archived)
# No
habla Espanole, seniore.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:47, archived)
# Why isn't this
on the front page already? Hello, mods! Mods? MODS!! Quick, quick - you're missing it!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:48, archived)
# Shush...
(Embarrassed chortles)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:49, archived)
# Ah well...
Time for bed for me,(just noticed time...thought it was hours earlier)
but I'll leave you my (only) woo yay before I go...

Night night all!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:54, archived)
# good night
i shall also go unconscious. sleep well!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:56, archived)
# Night
both of ya.

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:58, archived)
# Bugs, bed, bite etc.
I'm still on the fizzy orange pop, so I'll loiter more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:00, archived)
# I have a few fizzy bevvies
remaining myself but I'm about to hog my whole 56k line with a dl so perhaps some Half-Life is in order... Or a bit of Q3A practice against those lame-ass bots.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:03, archived)
# Hello-
half life? I be playing right now!

If I get around to updating...
I'd play ya.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:14, archived)
# what no ut2003
i'll kick your ass
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:16, archived)
# Has that been released?
(see post below... All I need now is a PROPER CONNECTION ARGH!)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:18, archived)
# well not in the shops... :)
its a big un though. 3 cds!
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:19, archived)
# With me on
56k with a dl on? Good luck - just playing the single player. Perhaps some HL-Blue Shift or Escape from Castle Wolfenstein later, but definitely not MOH2 - too linear - waste of money those 2 CDRs :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:17, archived)
# Wanna go for a round of wanted?
It'll take me a minuet, but I should be ready all quick like.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:25, archived)
# some of us
have beer to pour, don'tcha know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:52, archived)
# Good to see the
situation has been rectified :o)
OK, really off now - about to resume a huge dl of some 2003 competitive yet not quite real thing... Can't b3ta with that on.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:56, archived)
# it went gold last sunday or at least i started to download the final then
didnt get it all but a buddy of mine did.. i'll have a copy on this sunday !!
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:17, archived)
# I'm just gettin' the demo -
No fucking way am I downloading 3 ISOs on this connection - given the charges in Ireland it's much cheaper to buy the game...
Ah, Ireland:
www.eircomtribunal.com - There is a realtime ticker on this site of charges in Ireland - have a look.
Actually here it is... - this is for off peak 56k dialup...
...which given the state of the phonelines is actually around 36k...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:29, archived)
# that is depressing
and here me thinking 512k cable wasn't enought and i was going to get the 1 meg pipe
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:40, archived)
# Ya might as well label people
with big polar bear heads...
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:04, archived)
# Don't apologize for the size
I've posted animations that were 3 times as big and 1/3 as cool (if I do say so myself).
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:32, archived)
# spastic joke
Three pregnant women are all sitting around knitting baby clothes.

The first one says, "I hope I have a baby boy because I've knitted this lovely blue jumper."

The second woman then says, "I hope I have a baby girl because I've knitted this lovely pink jumper."

Then the third woman says, "I hope I have a spastic because I've fucked up these arms."
(dookie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:35, archived)
# No reason, really...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:28, archived)
# Let Rock
Be Our Saviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:33, archived)
# I just want to date her!
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:26, archived)
# I'm rubbing my
greased glans on the monitor now. Or not - nite folks!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:34, archived)
# Night you fiend.
A lovely image to keep me awake a bit longer...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:36, archived)
# I could say the
same about yours above - very excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:41, archived)
# You want to taste the Gravy on my meatballs of love?
Said Bod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:51, archived)
# Christ on a bike,
I thought that said "God", Insted of "Bod".
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:59, archived)
# Oh dear.
There seems to be blood all over my keyboard (and me, for that matter). My blood, more specificly. Um... I'll be be right back.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:26, archived)
# Stigmata?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:34, archived)
# Okay,
done bleeding now.
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:41, archived)
# delicious
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:24, archived)
# the bits apart from the face itself
are very reminiscent of one of the Alessi Twins on Neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sloppy Egyptian Tomb Designers
(Dr Wadd, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:16, archived)
# Must be the ancestors
of geocities' creators...assjerks
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:18, archived)
# geocities of gold
maybe too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:19, archived)
# actually i'm just very relieved
to see a picture where the FEAR doesn't leap out at me (intentionally or not)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
# i'd like to see that
"esteban! the leeeenk! it is dead!"
*atmospheric music*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:22, archived)
# Gawd I loved that show
and it's one of the few kids shows that I liked that I don't own...
(yet)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:23, archived)
# onyl official videos are in French i believe
still, there's always the interent where you can buy a cd full of them for about £15 i think
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:24, archived)
# oooh?
Hmmm...tempting...
tho, to be honest, the french probably wouldn't detract from it that much...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:26, archived)
# i used to have episodes 1-26 on divx
they're bound to be floating around kazaa somewhere. it's one of the few kids tv programs that really has a mindbogglingly good plot and stuff (although only three pieces of music)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:34, archived)
# Hmmm
Will have to see if I can get them on kazaa then...
And on my dialup connection it should be (fractionally) quicker than hand drawing the entire series myself
with my feet
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:43, archived)
# Elegant
X
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:19, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
Excellent one!
I'm now going to have to wait a bit before I post the pic I've just finished, as it'll definitely suffer in comparison...
Bastard
;>
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
# just what I was thinking too
Damn my drunken incompetance.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:24, archived)
# quick you two
Blue James has given you an 'in'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)
# Bagsy
Me first!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:28, archived)
# Arse
Too slow..... boo hoo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:30, archived)
# ah, don't worry about it
Just sling yours on the pile next, mine's not that good anyway, just something to pass the time until this film on channel5 finishes...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:32, archived)
# damnit
i was refreshing the archive for ages thinking "how odd, no-one's posted since 1:20"!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:34, archived)
# Go easy on me
I'm new



It's Mark Morrissey, innit.
(SlinkySkunk, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)
# New? NEW?
Member for 3 days it says!
Welcome - pull up an edge and grab a brew n' a spleef.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)
# is that
cats hair outa red dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:59, archived)
# ask him yourself
(SlinkySkunk, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:39, archived)
# He almost looks happy
saying nope... Love the unnecessary kitten appearance - it's almost necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ugly
Ugh!

www.geocities.com/bluejames19/UGLY.jpg
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)
# I only changed one of the faces
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)
# The joy of mad Japanese puzzle games.
Not played that one for a while but I seem to remember it being particularly bizzarre.
(Dr Wadd, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:14, archived)
# Is that
Michael Barrymore in the top right?
(SlinkySkunk, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:16, archived)
# Yep
Seem to remember the object was to uncover naked ladies. Possibly a middle east version.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:00, archived)
# It was Elvis' Drunk & Disorderly charge....
which lead to him throwing a party at the county jail
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)
# amongst other things
i like your correct use of the apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)
# Eek !!
It's the grammar police ! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:08, archived)
# it's important!
and nice to see it done correctly. but don't worry, i left my bludgeon in a dyslexic.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:10, archived)
# i'll drink
to that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:16, archived)
# I don't wanna sound like a homo or nothin'
But that's the cutest jailbird I ever did see!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 2:37, archived)
# i feel a bit like
this

right now
[edit great kitten pic source here]
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:44, archived)
# Just out the womb...
God those things are evil arn't they!

Only good for curry.

(squidboy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] A Great Moment in History that is curiously never overlooked

evning each and goodnight
Ive had a few ale's so I got it the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)
# oh
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:02, archived)
# yay!
and hi cockalorum to the rev. dan above
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
# Hi hi hi hi
Hi cockalorum, hi cockalorum, etc etc
gawd, I love dthat film when i was a nipper.
saw it on tv a while ago.
God it was shit.
Ahhh the halcyon days of childhood eh?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:47, archived)
# i've not seen it for yonks!
i can't believe it's shit though. it's still alongside mary poppins in my estimation (and i watch mary poppins every christmas)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:50, archived)
# ...

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)
# on the right at the front
it looks like the arse of a very cheap fat blow-up doll
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# I
imagine...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# No imagination/tattie required -
Just found this...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)
# weird optical illusion there
does that kiddy fiddler book make it look like the page is slanting or what?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)
# yeah
it does. IE gone wonky
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)
# When I first saw
it I fell over.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)
# I've put my monitor
on the floor, on its side.

We're more comfortable there.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:06, archived)
# Only Volume 1
If you want to do it louder you need to buy volume 3 or 4 presumably.

'Mad Bag presents'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:39, archived)
# Ever try MSpainting in the
Nude?

Quite enjoyable.
Unless you have guests.

(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)
# depends
on the guests, surely...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Mmm,
yes,
I'M NAKED!!! HAHAHA!!!
Time to call up some girls I know...
(techsmurf, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)

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